Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: what's up for X-Day?

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 18:44:32 GMT

 

Kill_Spammers@SubGenius.com (Ragin' Pope Angus) wrote:

>In article <6541ek$3v6$1@cronkite.lanminds.com>, iceknife@lanminds.com

>says...

>>

>> some people will wave some poorly made paper mache props,

>> some people will yell into microphones, sometimes to music

>> some people will sell meat on a stick for $2.50 each,

>> some people will buy and eat the meat on a stick

>>

> . . . and ICEKNIFE will be on his knees begging to EAT your meat!

 

>Shuddup BITCH !

 

You are a potty mouth and a meanie and potty-mouthed meanies never

prosper! SO THERE!

 

I DECLARE KINGS X WHICH MEANS I WIN FOREVER INFINITY AND YOU DO NOT!

 

or maybe i was mistaken, and there WILL in fact be elephants and

lasers and guns and firetrucks and hookers and giant balloons and

lobster wimmin and dancing cartoon trees and stetsons full of PILS

and fireworks and zero-gravity luncheon meat ballet and rollerball

and a 21 head launch salute and the real arnold palmer and the burning

of kurt loder and party favors and a roller coaster and cheeses of

many lands and three headed sword swallowing fire breathing crunt

spewing belly dancers with barbed tails and horns and a puppet show

and an all mosquito orchesta and bubbles and psychodermie swarms and

full runcification and cake and crystal skull brand brain condoms and

public soap critiques and weather control displays and a high-stepping

radiant cooter'd eight-legged space cow dance hall line and free

sodas and grapefruit stomping for grapefruit wine and clydesdales and

swordfights and big foam insectoid sex dolls and black heliopters and

smokebomb golf and go-carts with machineguns and exploding pinatas and

alien sex goddesses and tropical fish and snakeskin underwear and

floating capoteies and skeet surfin and a green energy demon roundup

and rodeo...