Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Another song for the Xday songbook


Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 21:38:00 -0700


To the tune of "Hey Mr. Spaceman" by the Byrds.....


Woke up on X Day with a beer in my hand

Prabob it's the day

That the saucers will land!

All of the pink boys

Who scoffed soon will see

The end of the mystery....


Must be the Dobbshead that clenches his pipe

They thought it was bull

And they thought it was hype

Imprints from Starkfists

Now marking their skin

And now we'll see who will grin....


Hey, Mr. Slackman

Beam me up, you know it's right

I know tonight's the night

Hey, Mr. Slackman

Got my squirrel and my pumpkin

By my side....


Woke up on X Day

Overflowing with slack

Crawled out of the sack

Stretched the kinks from by back

Looked out the window and

Lo and Behold!

Just as the Book foretold....


Hey, Mr. Slackman

Beam me up, tonight's the night

I'll see Bob, it'll all be right

Hey, Mr. Slackman

Got my pumpkin and my squirrel

By my side....





The Rev. Mama Molly of the

Sad Eyed Sisters of Queen Anne