Subject: are you a bobbie? sure-fire test.
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 18:45:30 GMT
From: email@example.com (His Most Feathered Eminence)
Organization: Pacific Bell Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.religion.kibology
everyone's arguing about the "what is slack?" question
again. and the "what is a subgenius?" question.
I'll prepare sermons on these two topics, and possibly
go scrambling for some of the glorious sermons of Stang
and Nenslo posted in the past. the Kibo Zen repost
was certainly helpful, but NOT ENOUGH.
in the meantime, I'll leave you with this simple test:
either you think the Church of the SubGenius is a joke,
or you think it's not a joke.
if you think it's a joke and you don't laugh (because
you think it's sick, distasteful, or blasphemous),
you're Pink. lie on the ground face down, please.
if you think it's a joke and you LAUGH, you're a bobbie.
hand me your wallet.
if you DON'T think it's a joke, if you think it's all
HORRIBLY TRUE, but you LAUGH ANYWAY, you're a SubGenius.
welcome to the pack, sib.