Subject: are you a bobbie? sure-fire test.

Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 18:45:30 GMT

From: (His Most Feathered Eminence)

Organization: Pacific Bell Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.religion.kibology


everyone's arguing about the "what is slack?" question

again. and the "what is a subgenius?" question.


I'll prepare sermons on these two topics, and possibly

go scrambling for some of the glorious sermons of Stang

and Nenslo posted in the past. the Kibo Zen repost

was certainly helpful, but NOT ENOUGH.


in the meantime, I'll leave you with this simple test:

either you think the Church of the SubGenius is a joke,

or you think it's not a joke.


if you think it's a joke and you don't laugh (because

you think it's sick, distasteful, or blasphemous),

you're Pink. lie on the ground face down, please.


if you think it's a joke and you LAUGH, you're a bobbie.

hand me your wallet.


if you DON'T think it's a joke, if you think it's all

HORRIBLY TRUE, but you LAUGH ANYWAY, you're a SubGenius.

welcome to the pack, sib.