From firstname.lastname@example.org.NOSPAM Tue Oct 21 19:07:08 1997
Subject: tarot of the subgenius - major arcana 3 - the connie
From: email@example.com.NOSPAM (saint bubba )
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 1997 02:07:08 GMT
this and the following were some things i worked on in concert with
zach this summer...expanding on the subgenius tarot. needless to say,
it got sidetracked with other projects, obligations, et cetera. now
that the kids are back in school, the yardwok is done, my other stuff
complete, i'm gonna get back at this....what happened was first thing
in the morning and influenced by copious ammounts of caffiene,
nicotine and pot, id rant and rave at poor zach...but anyhell, im
posting this drivel here in hopes my poor brainstem can et back in
gear and mebbe just mebbe i can finish this damnable project.....
the Connie represents the inexhausable power of the Luck Plane, with
which she continues to spawn new Slack from Anti-slack. She represents
abnormal fertility, and true connection of the P'Kneel gland to the
It is nigh upon impossible to summarize the meanings of the symbol of
Connie, being that she continually recurrs in infinitely varied form.
"Many throned, many-minded, many wiled, daughter of Zeus" She combines
the highest spiritual needs of the Yeti with the basest material
qualities and urges of the same to produce harmony, and from that, the
rarest of Yeti-Love and OOZ-QUIRT.
She is the infinite source of all Slack,, which expresses our Yeti
potential and our ability to deflect psychick mind probes from outer
space WITHOUT the need of tin foil caps, and lets something arise from
the steaming bowels of the Initiate. This means sex and pleasure on
the physical level, bulldada on the creative level and a willful
control of the Luck Plane on the intellectual level.
She is the Great Mother...known throughought history as Innannna,
Ischtar, Anat, Astarte, Aphrodite, and Demeter. As Gaia and Great
The heraldry of Connie is two-fold: on one side the prairie squid of
tradition feeding its young from the blood of its own heart, and upon
the other, the white satin G-String of the Alchemagynasophocist.
General Divinatory Meanings:
in matters of ones slack, the vortices of Slack smile upon thee.let
your creative side propel you to new heights of bulldada and ranting.
influx of new or "creatively borrowed" Slack. Stealing the slack from
those UNDESERVING of it.
disregard the petty details of the CON's lies and go for the jugular,
riot and tear up the sewers FOR SCIENCE. engage in wild orgies of
transfiguring yeti LUST in public telephone booths. favourably
positioned in the spread, the yeti gene will mutate in zygotes up to
the age of four months to create more subgenius children from even
reversed, this card could show a siphoning of slack from the
questioner via some heinous man in black-like CON zombie, or even the
suppllicants MOTHER. in any case, the positioning wil show where the
slack vampire is attacking and with what the questioner can tilt the
Luck Plane BACK in hir direction. a period of misguided adventures
with FalseSlack. unexplained cases of SWD <spontaneous whisky dick>
afflict seeker in embarrassing situations of carnal yeti love. avoid
public swimming pools and zuchini for next fortnight.
15th secular temple
of lenny & squiggy