From firstname.lastname@example.org.NOSPAM Tue Oct 21 19:07:21 1997
Subject: the tarot of the subgenius - major arcana sixteen - the stark fist of removal
From: email@example.com.NOSPAM (saint bubba )
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 1997 02:07:21 GMT
the stark fist of removal
This card is attribulted to the letter PeE, which means a FIST.
In it's simplest interpretation it refers to the manifestation of the
Luck Plane in it's grossest form. The picture shews the destruction of
the existing corpoRAPE world by the righteous FIRE and SPO'OJ
technology of the Ubermann. This being so, it seems to indicate the
quintessential qualities of the genetically superior SubGenius.
At the bottom of the card, therefore, is shown the destruction of the
old World of the Pink Mollusc by lightning, flames, yeti lust, tofu,
and X-ist death rays. In the right hand corner is the jaws of Dhi's!,
belchi>g pyroflatulence at the root of the conspiracy. Falling from
the corporate tower are the mangled remains of the glorps, deros,
pi>ks and po'buckers, all of which have been smited MIGHTILY by the
stark fist of removal, JHVH-1's cosmic KNUCKLE SANDWITCH. It will be
noticed that they have lost their shapes and HOOman features, more and
more resembli>g the stick-figure clone-bot sheeple they are.
This suggests another <and totally differnt> interpretation of the
card. To understand this, it is necessary to refer to the doctrines of
Yogi, especially those most widely current in Southern Jellystone
Park, where the cult of Shi'ii'ptah'ra'hoor'HOTEP Boo-Boo the
Destroyer, is paramount. Boo-Boo is represented in tryptichs painted
by the mysterious high priest of this anthromorphological cult Doktor
Z??h as dancing upon the broken and twisted bodiesof his devotees
while simutaneously smoking a pipe, face fucking a squid and robbing a
picinic basket. To understand this is not easy for 'unprogrammed'
brain-pans. Briefly, the doctrine is that the ultimate reality <which
is Perfucktion> is SLACK. Hence, all manifestations, no matter how
glorious, how delightful, are stains on the sheets and the lingering
scent of cheap IMITATION perfume. To obtain perfect slack, all
existing conspiracy mindrape drugs and designer jea>s, all forms of
cappucino and prozac, all PINK MEREHUMES must be annihalated. The
sybolic destruction of the mirrored corporate sin office tower may
therefore be taken to mean the SubGenius emancipation from the prison
of the perikls and pitfalls and peachpits and peanutbutterandjelly
sandwich universe which is confining them and stealing thier slack
whilst offering false slack and think cancer tumours in return.
The above should make it clear AS UNTO MUD that SubGenius mysTIKAL
symbols must always be unlearned in a double sense, each contradictory
of its other.There is a direct reference to this card in the Book of
the Gospel of the Holy Ecclestiastical Teaching of the Unknown Man on
the Grassy Knoll. In Chapter 45, verse 462, the goddess Nip<p>le
speaks "invoke me under my manipulations of the ooz-quirt! Slack is
the law, slack under Dobbs. Let not the fools mistake slack; for there
is Slack and there is slack. There is the de-beaked prairie-squid, and
there is the world serpent of false ideals and soul-rape. Choose ye
well, little brained creature! He, "BoB", my pro<ph>fit, hath chosen,
knowing full well the the Law of the Wor, and the great mystery of the
Sale of the ineffable House of JHVH-1."
The dominating feature of this card is the Eye<ieeee> of Dobbs. This
is also the eye of Bo<b>o-Bo<b>o, on the opening of which, according
to the Kult of Yo'ghi, the Chandelier Cell will destroy the Axo-axonic
cell will destroy the Martinotti Cell will destroy the
Macroligmatoryinastic Cell will destroy the WHOLE FUCKING SQUITIN'
Beyond this, there is a special technobabble magickkkkkkal meaning,
which is explained openly only to initiates of the 13013th degree of
the B:.B, a grade so sekrit that it isn't even listed in the
unofficial dokuments of the ordure, and those that even HEAR of it
must commit suic---
Bathed in the efflugence of his mirthfully twinkling EYEs <which now
assumes even a third nostril, that undicated in Atchoo XV> are the
face-fucking bat semen pudding pops bearing an habafropzipulops branch
and the Gleigh!stibblefutz: as in the above quoteation. The serpent is
portrayed as Xnoubious-Da'F'Ly'vi'n'd'gh., which represents the two
forms of desire: what Sclorpenhouse would have called the Will to
Slack-off and the '...or KILL ME'.
General divinatory meanderings
this card shows the abrupt sietimes even shocking perceptions which
cause the existing convictions, CONcepts, and the querents entire
PARADIDDLYDIGM to waver and collapse. This often stars with the fact
and realization that the querent fins s/h/it is repugnant and
unlovable. Struggle. Temptaion of the Pathof Fa;se Slack. Turmoil.
Motor oil. Mazola oil. Destructive OOZ-QUIRT. The querents glorpish
side does battle with the Nental Ife for dominance over the
procrastination to remit funds to "Bob" <suggest to querent that a few
sessions of healthy AcuBeating and Sh'ii'atchoo treatments would help.
Also, removing everything from their billfold and transferring it to
the Foundations Cayman Islands offshore accounts will prove to be VERY
cathartic> weak-willed sheeple-like appraoch to creHatvity.
self-deception in the belief of false slack to be GOOD slack. just
fuckin forget getting out of bed for a fortnight. Avoid women named
Fred. You will lose the belt of your alb in3public, exposing your many
genetailia and the poeple will LAUGH.
15th secular temple
of lenny & squiggy