Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: hypercrave@aol.com (HYPERCRAVE)

Date: 15 Oct 1997 10:52:44 GMT

Man I know what you mean about the shit being bad. I wrote Subgenius "stage

shows" every year from 1984 until 1995. Lost tons of money producing them and

in retrospect, THEY WERE ALL UTTER BULLSHIT! But this ditti you just wrote,

that I won't quote, to the dismay of Tarla Star, was superb. If I wasn't

depressed before, I am now and I'm laughing, not because it's funny but

because the Divine comedy of our pathetic Existence proves that the "SUPREME

BEING" is one sick and twisted mother fucker with a sadistic sense of humor.

I used to spew pages and pages of paper to place in that threadbare rag of

mine and i thought i actually had something important to say. Not only was I

under researched, some of what I passed of as truth were utter lies. The

funniest part is that people actually believed some of the crap I said. But

not the true parts. How's that for being tricked by the Con? As far as

praise is concerned; "Render unto Ceasar what is Ceasars" and render unto me

into glue. I don't even have a Dobbshead on my walls any more. The plaster

bills were becoming too expensive. Damage deposit? What damage? Brain damage

from staring at the dots that I could never connect. What's funny is that I

just got my infernal device this year and all the bobbies that spew Dobbs

dogma by rote have the audacity to bitch. I wasn't born on a keyboard I was

born on a concrete slab in Chicago and I've seen the evil the conspiracy

creates. Not just the Normalcy factor either the real vile shit that give the

con the power to repress our individuality. And I thought I could make a

difference! Ha! But "Bob" won't leave me alone either. Here I am posting a

response to you on alt.slack and wondering what the fuck I'm doing awake at

six in the morning. We sought "bob" for freedom but now we're his slaves.

Slaves to paper and Cathode ray tubes.

Depressed? Yes!

 

From tstich@tcmail.frco.com Wed Oct 15 09:12:30 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: tstich@tcmail.frco.com

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 11:12:30 -0600

In article <621gsn$bj9@camel12.mindspring.com>,

voyde@mindspring.com wrote:

>

> It all turns to shit, right before my eyes. It looks and feels good

> when I write it, but finally, it just turns to shit. I don't know

> why. No, wait, I do know why. Manic depression. The unraveled-ribbon "Bob"head on the wall

> before me likewise laughs in mockery. Fuck "Bob" and his rotten

> church. He and the troll dolls will continue laughing and mocking

> after I've blown my fucking useless brains out all over this accursed

> keyboard.

 

Alright, ALRIGHT goddamnit!

Loookee here, I know to some degree what the mania and depression is

like. It runs in the family, see. I don't have super-big mood swings,

but they are a pain in the ass none the less. You should ask a

psychiatrist to prescribe lithium for you.

Keep reading you fucker, I know what I'm talking about.

Your mood swings don't have jack shit to do with computers, how funny you

think you are or anything else for that matter. They are probably

because of a neuro-chemical problem. Too much of this transmitter and

not enough of that, too slow of an uptake of another. Who knows, but

environment doesn't change that. My mammy takes lithium for her manic

depression and has for over 20 years. She went off of it recently and

went fucking bananas. Fortunately, she knew what was going on and got

another prescription. The other anti-depressants she tried didn't work.

Don't let the stigma of psychiatry deter you from getting medicine and

using it. It is no damn different than taking antibiotics for the flu or

taking thyroid medicine. You will be amazed at the improved quality of

life you will receive from lithium therapy. For my mom, she doesn't feel

drugged at all, just normalized. That is to say she only gets happy or

sad appropriately, not at the drop of a hat. She likes that. Everyone

else does too.

If I ever feel like I'm slipping into that, you can bet your ass I will

be getting on something. Take my advice. Who needs the torture of manic

depression? Nobody does and you don't have to put up with it anymore.

It's so easy to treat. It's a tragedy more people don't realize it.

-Tim Stich

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From jch1@voicenet.nospamm.com Wed Oct 15 09:54:27 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: "Dr. Ginsu" <jch1@voicenet.nospamm.com>

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 10:54:27 -0700

HYPERCRAVE wrote:

>

> Man I know what you mean about the shit being bad. I wrote Subgenius "stage

> shows" every year from 1984 until 1995. Lost tons of money producing them and

> in retrospect, THEY WERE ALL UTTER BULLSHIT!

 

"Bob" moves in mysterious ways. This could, after all, merely be His

way of testing us to see if we're worthy. I know I'm worthy...I paid my

$30 bucks! But I'm beginning to discover through the lies that that

which I had sought so long and paid so dearly for was not after all

worth chasing after--although the fight to get it was worth every red

cent, every bad mood, every run into the bathroom with the runs. (?)

"Bob" is a Joke and all "Bob"'s chillun are LIARS. SLACK WILL NOT SAVE

YOUR SOUL! (You don't have one, but who's counting?)

 

--

Keep IT Up,

Dr. Ginsu

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From bg19354@binghamton.edu.NOSPAM Wed Oct 15 11:27:15 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: bg19354@binghamton.edu.NOSPAM (Nully Fydyan)

Date: 15 Oct 97 19:27:15 GMT

In article <621gsn$bj9@camel12.mindspring.com>, voyde@mindspring.com wrote:

 

> And yet, I've got the hate, the fire in my belly. "Bob" is in me and

> part of me. I can't shake off the motherfucker.

Kill him. Really. It'll make you feel better.

(For a little while, at least. Then he comes back...)

dev/nully

(ok, kev?)

--

Rev. Nully Fydyan

Church of the Ungendered Yeti

"When Morrissey sang "I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on the inside," he doomed pastel fabrics for those under 30 forever."

From kevbob.NOSPAM@ecsis.net Wed Oct 15 16:26:53 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: kevbob.NOSPAM@ecsis.net (kevbob)

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 19:26:53 -0500

In article <bg19354-1510971523190001@128.226.103.209>,

bg19354@binghamton.edu.NOSPAM (Nully Fydyan) wrote:

> Kill him. Really. It'll make you feel better.

> (For a little while, at least. Then he comes back...)

> dev/nully

> (ok, kev?)

nully, if you can kill the little man on the rocking chair that lives in

my head, if only for a little while, why i'd

--

.NOSPAM to be removed

non solum anima sed etiam deo careo. -rkb

"another night to forget, another hole in my head"- Girls Against boys

From kevbob.NOSPAM@ecsis.net Wed Oct 15 16:25:13 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: kevbob.NOSPAM@ecsis.net (kevbob)

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 19:25:13 -0500

In article <19971015105201.GAA02929@ladder02.news.aol.com>,

hypercrave@aol.com (HYPERCRAVE) wrote:

> Slaves to paper and Cathode ray tubes.

well, there's your problem, get an lcd panel.

and i heard electronic paper is coming within 7 years.

yay.

--

.NOSPAM to be removed

non solum anima sed etiam deo careo. -rkb

"another night to forget, another hole in my head"- Girls Against boys

 

 

From mtownOsPAMend@earthlink.net Thu Oct 16 02:06:29 1997

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: Manic Depression

From: mtownOsPAMend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend)

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 1997 06:06:29 -0400

voyde@mindspring.com "trolled":

> : The two troll dolls standing on the top corners of my monitor mock my

> :pathetic writing efforts with their knowing, sarcastic grins and their

> :shiny, unblinking blue eyes. Their affected cheerfulness is the glee

> :of demons reveling in my torment, reveling in the enjoyment they

> :receive from knowing that I know that they're laughing at me.

We've got one that's electronic - when you squeeze its distended belly its

eyes light up fiery red and it emits a high-pitched demonic laugh. I bet

you'd like him.

> :486SX. Windows 3.1. Internet. alt.slack. Fuck.

Now we see what you're so depressed about. Cheer up - only 262 more days

til X-Day - then we can all collectively release all this back-up gas

that's been fogging our brains all these years.

--

mtownsend@earthlink.net po box 4722 portland me 04112-4722

"I don't blame them for being inferior...

but I do blame them for not admitting it!"