Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: What to Do if Nothing Happens on X-Day

From: bg19354@binghamton.edu.NoMoReDaMnSpAm (Nully Fydyan)

Date: 11 Nov 97 23:03:22 GMT

[abs cut, cause there ain't no pics here]

In article <01bcee5b$693d7040$LocalHost@locxvcym>, "Rob Cruickshank"

<crescendo@xtra.co.nz> wrote:

 

> Ahh, just form a political party, take over and run the world yerselves.

Here's the thing: I don't want to take over the world. Really. It seems

like way too much work for too little return. If I was a god it would be

a different story - I could just want things to happen and they would, and

I wouldn't have to deal with the tedium of administration. But as it is,

no.

 

What I'd really like to do is take over the conspiracy. Then I could just

issue orders, and let my subordinates figure out the implementation. And

if I didn't like the results, heads would roll. Literally. I might even

learn to bowl. And since its a bunch of rogue SubGenii in charge of the

Con, I'm betting heads wouldn't need to roll too often.

 

Actually, when I really consider it, I don't want to take over the

conspiracy either. 'Cause with a bunch of rogue underlings, I'd probably

spend an awful lot of time worrying about a coup. I guess what I'd really

like to do is to keep doing what I'm doing now, only without the French

tests. And more sex.

You know, life is pretty good, isn't it?

Nully

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Rev. Nully Fydyan

(temporary guy)

Church of the Ungendered Yeti

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