Subject: Re: What to Do if Nothing Happens on X-Day
From: firstname.lastname@example.org.NoMoReDaMnSpAm (Nully Fydyan)
Date: 11 Nov 97 23:03:22 GMT
[abs cut, cause there ain't no pics here]
In article <01bcee5b$693d7040$LocalHost@locxvcym>, "Rob Cruickshank"
> Ahh, just form a political party, take over and run the world yerselves.
Here's the thing: I don't want to take over the world. Really. It seems
like way too much work for too little return. If I was a god it would be
a different story - I could just want things to happen and they would, and
I wouldn't have to deal with the tedium of administration. But as it is,
What I'd really like to do is take over the conspiracy. Then I could just
issue orders, and let my subordinates figure out the implementation. And
if I didn't like the results, heads would roll. Literally. I might even
learn to bowl. And since its a bunch of rogue SubGenii in charge of the
Con, I'm betting heads wouldn't need to roll too often.
Actually, when I really consider it, I don't want to take over the
conspiracy either. 'Cause with a bunch of rogue underlings, I'd probably
spend an awful lot of time worrying about a coup. I guess what I'd really
like to do is to keep doing what I'm doing now, only without the French
tests. And more sex.
You know, life is pretty good, isn't it?
Rev. Nully Fydyan
Church of the Ungendered Yeti
"There's a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in." -- Leonard Cohen