Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre,alt.fuckhead.mao-tse-tung,alt.slack

Subject: Re: Schlectes Verbandungen

From: reverand@mindspring.com (Rev. Random the Other)

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 1997 02:04:06 GMT

eholmes@onramp.net (E.Holmes) wrote:

>On 12 Nov 1997 02:06:05 -0800, in <64bv2d$ksh@amy16.Stanford.EDU> Joseph

>Michael Bay wrote, in response to mao-tse-tungtied:

>

>(Mao, arrogantly imagining mere Deutsch would impress us:)

>/>>Das gehst du nichts an. DU wartest die, die die Newsgruppe daB MEINEN

>/>>Das gehst du nichts an. DU wartest die, die die Newsgruppe daB MEINEN

>/>>sind, und haben es gebruchen in Erste Linie. Ich WILL nicht deine

>/>>ScheiBe nehmen. Es ist am wenigstens grausam, wie du hast zu dieses

>/>>Folgernung angekommt. Schreib in Englisch oder Deutsch oder Kinesisch,

>/>>oder RUSSISCH, ob du wollen, meine Daumen sind nicht angehaltet fuer du.

>/

>/>>Translate THAT.

>/

OK:

>Das gehst du nichts an. DU wartest die, die die Newsgruppe daB MEINEN

You are not getting any. YOU want to die, die, die like MY newsgroup

>Das gehst du nichts an. DU wartest die, die die Newsgruppe daB MEINEN

You are not getting any. YOU want to die, die, die like MY newsgroup

>sind, und haben es gebruchen in Erste Linie. Ich WILL nicht deine

Yes, and have a late breakfast in <famous cafe>. I WILL not join you

>ScheiBe nehmen. Es ist am wenigstens grausam, wie du hast zu dieses

Don't leave me a message. It is ground sausage made from old weenies,

that you will have.

>Folgernung angekommt. Schreib in Englisch oder Deutsch oder Kinesisch,

And the Coffee I won't comment on. Pay for it in US or German money or

not at all,

>oder RUSSISCH, ob du wollen, meine Daumen sind nicht angehaltet fuer du.

or in Rubles, or what have you, but my men-daughter (daughter who

is a prostitute) will not dress like an angel-in-bondage for you.

 

>/Well, you seem to think you own some newsgroups, and then you write some

>/dependent clauses as if they were independent, and then in the last

>/sentence you fail to conjugate (which is no real surprise, as I can't

>/imagine you finding a willing partner anyway) and finish off with "fuer

>/du", which should be "fuer dich".

 

He's right on both counts, I think. It would sound better to say "my

daughter will not dress like an angel-in-bondage for YOUR DICK."

Pretty boring, really. No machine-gunning Normals in the streets, no

flying-pig elusion to the unexpected and widely rejected vision of the

Festival of Saucers that will make burned sausage of the Pink un-saved

porkers come X-day, the Big Spatula descending like a

mighty...err..big spatula to SEAR the merehumes, flattening and

flipping them as they sizzle. Nope, not a bit of that. Don't know why

you posted it, really.

Rev Random