Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: HATE

From: mitchell@CHOKE.ON.THIS.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 20:11:33 GMT

 

In article <346878b9.0@news.planetc.com>, "RevsRoller" <roller@thewebcorp.com> wrote:

>Did you know that overuse of profanity indicates that you have a limited

>vocabulary? Also, If you're going to insult someone, at least opt for

>clarity. By the way, I don't have a dog.

 

Curious statement, really. Overtly long and drawn-out words obfuscate.

("Ob-foos-what?") They *confuse* people. ("Oh.") Meanwhile, if I FUCKING

YELL AT THE TOP OF MY GODDAMN LUNGS THAT I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK OF THIS

BULLSHIT, people understand that I take extreme exception to the issue at

hand.

 

But clarity is always good. Also, precision. Which is why I very precisely

CUSS LIKE A TWO-DIME WHORE GETTING HER ASSHOLE REAMED BY A DOUBLE-DICKED CUBAN

SUPERMAN when I feel that mere conventional vocabulary fails to *precisely*

capture the intended meaning.For, although English has an incredibly rich

vocabulary thanks to CENTURIES OF SHIT-ENCRUSTED INVADERS BALLING EVERY

FARMER'S DAUGHTER THAT COULDN'T KEEP HER CUNT SHUT, we still have a very

earthy heritage we should celibrate quite loudly.

 

"Profane", the root of "profanity", means "before a church", or in other

words, outside the realm of religion. "Vulgar" is derived from the Latin word

for "common". "Obscene" *does* mean "filthy" but the modern use of the word is

in the legal realms rather than day-to-day parlance. So, three words most

people assume are related--"profane", "obscene", and "vulgar"--indicate a

common folk without organized spirituality or legal structure. Berift of

Church, State, and Snobs, they lived what we would call a fairly slackful

life. Well, slackful if you can forget that THEY TOOK A SHIT, WIPED WITH THEIR

BARE HANDS, AND DIDN'T WASH BEFORE EATING FROM THE HUNK OF MEAT THEIR DOG

DRY-HUMPED AN HOUR PREVIOUS.

 

To the degree that we've gotten used to a clean, warm, electrically-powered

existence, deep in the heart of every SubGenius lies an urge to FUCK OUR

BRAINS OUT WITHOUT A PISS-DRINKING OFFICIAL TELLING US HOW, WHEN, WHERE, OR

WHY TO FUCK. If we are truly the betters of human beings, it is because we can

live just fine without BASTARDIZED CORPSE-RAPERS MAKING US SLURP ON THEIR

PUSTULE-RIDDEN COCKS AND TELLING US TO FUCKING ENJOY IT OR ELSE. And we

certainly can get along without arbitrary guidelines about the propriety of

certain words which might SHOCK THE SHIT OUT OF WEAK-SPERMED BLUE-BLOODS.

 

Most sincerely yours,

Popess Lilith, BITCH

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