Subject: Marv Albert

Date: Sat, 25 Oct 1997 13:53:20 -0400

From: bbombere <>

Organization: Lou Minotti & the Clamsauce Enema Band

Newsgroups: alt.slack


Marv Albert was sentenced today,

Contrite for his bit of rough play.

From court he did sail,

Not sentenced to jail,

If he sees a head shrink right away.


said the shrink to poor marv take a seat

your problem is easily beat

post hypnotic suggestion

youll learn in one session

the back aint the part that you eat!