Subject: Re: I hate pink children!

Date: Sat, 11 Oct 1997 23:35:07 -0700

From: "James M. Burton" <jimburtn@elaine23.Stanford.EDU>

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

 

On 12 Oct 1997, RAKownacki wrote:

> Dammit! I hate it when pinks breed. I know that there all going to fry in

> around 250 days time, but there kids are stealing my Slack! See, i work in a

 

266 days, 'cording to "Bob's" official page. I swear, I'm going to spend

the last fifty just looking at the little numbers on the Java clock, just

watching the seconds click down.

 

How many Pinks do you think there are out there? Well, one, obviously,

but how many bodies has the amorphous Hive Brain of Mediocrity consumed?

Maybe 95% at a low figure? Assuming a population of 5 billion (it's

higher than that, but I'm being conservative to make a point), that gives

us 4.75 billion pinks - which means that for every second that ticks on

that little Java clock, the world gets 4.75 billion Pink-Seconds closer to

armageddon. That's roughly 150 Pink-Years, or 2 long Pink Lifetimes,

obliterated with every tick of the clock.

 

That's right, you too can think of the Xists as obliterating two pinks a

second from now until X-Day, except they won't suffer the endless,

deathless wrath of their SubGenius enemies until the saucers actually

arrive. So when you use any of those little "Countdown" programs, just

think "Blip, two pinks. Blip, two pinks." It's addictive, especially if

you have a big marking pen and a newspaper/photo of Congress/high school

yearbook.

Smiles,

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Subject: Re: I hate pink children!

Date: Sun, 12 Oct 1997 16:58:12 GMT

From: twgs@thepoint.net (Doktor D)

Organization: Occidental Ministries

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 

On Sat, 11 Oct 1997 23:35:07 -0700, "James M. Burton"

<jimburtn@elaine23.Stanford.EDU> wrote:

>How many Pinks do you think there are out there? Well, one, obviously,

>but how many bodies has the amorphous Hive Brain of Mediocrity consumed?

>Maybe 95% at a low figure? Assuming a population of 5 billion (it's

>higher than that, but I'm being conservative to make a point), that gives

>us 4.75 billion pinks - which means that for every second that ticks on

>that little Java clock, the world gets 4.75 billion Pink-Seconds closer to

>armageddon. That's roughly 150 Pink-Years, or 2 long Pink Lifetimes,

>obliterated with every tick of the clock.

 

I believe the BOTSG has an illustration dividing it up into 66.6%

Pinks (Dupes), 33.3% Glorps, and .1% Subgenii. Obviously this is off

because the ones who are REALLY in charge are rogue Subgenii to begin

with, and defining the Glorps as those who have delusions of power

makes ALL Pinks Glorps to some degree, but the .1% Subgenii figure

sounds about right.

 

In article <61paug$5bf@camel20.mindspring.com>, subgspot@mindspring.com wrote:

> rakownacki@aol.com (RAKownacki) spewed forth in a blazing mass of

> hurl:

> >Pink children are one of the worst things on earth. Please do your part

to > > >deal with the situation. Thank you.

>

>

> Ever seen a SubGenius child? They're WORSE. A SubGenius ADULT is worse

> than a pink child. Especially in groups. Oh man. You would not like a

> large group of SubGenii inhabiting your restaurant. It's some scary

> fuckin shit, muthafucka. I've seen them frolic naked through fields

> and do all kinds of crazy stuff. One time I saw a SubGling of the

> female kind running down a busy Tampa freeway, masturbating furiously

> while singing "Hungry Freaks, Daddy" by Frank Zappa at the top of her

> lungs. Them SubG kids have no shame, I tell you. And they get worse

> every day. That's what makes all of us superior mutants. We're

> different, we're special, we're horny, and we're koo koo! Praise

> Fuckin' "Bob"!!!!

 

Speaking of which, if we want to keep the species going after X-day,

somebody better be working on a way to let men give birth. We're no

longer going to have humans to use for breeding purposes anymore (unless

we brink some along for that purpose), and we probably don't want to

continue diluting Yetisyn blood any more that necessary. The only

solution is see is to let the men take a turn at spawning.

 

I sure ain't turning into a breeder on the saucers.

Nully

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Rev. Nully Fydyan

Church of the Ungendered Yeti