ARTICLES of DISGUST XV


TOXIC WATER, TOXIC PLANTS, TOXIC COWS

Eleven years ago a new method of cleaning up toxic spills and polluted soil and groundwater was proven effective. The technique, which involves injecting steam into a grid or circle of deep wells while vacuum-pumping dissolved or vaporized pollutants from a central deep well, pulled 7600 gallons of gasoline from a plume about 120 feet under the surface in one year. Previously, such cleanup was expected to take about 30 years by digging and incinerating. In another case, after environmental regulators found that upwards of one million pounds of creosote from a utility pole yard had soaked deeply into the soil, threatening the groundwater in Visalia, CA, this method extracted 900,000 lbs in 16 months and should have the site completely clean by the end of next year. This is nearly a CENTURY ahead of schedule, given that the standard methods were bringing up only 500 lbs per year.

About one quarter of all the EPA Superfund Cleanup Sites COULD have been cleaned up about eight years ago using this method. Todays annual "bill for cleanup" runs $9 billion dollars and continues to grow, yet even INVESTIGATION of innovative methods for removing existing pollutants is thwarted. So far, apart from the ongoing trials, there is NO NEW USAGE of this technique.

Why do you think this is?


The fast cleanup requires spending about half of the estimated cleanup budget in the first year, but you finish in two years. As opposed to spreading liability over a CENTURY or more, keeping the annual costs low, as all the while the solvents, gasoline, heavy oil, PCB's etc. soak deeper and spread further.

Allow me to quote directly from the Feb 99 issue of Scientific American:

"Regulators require companies to report to shareholders ONLY their annual cleanup costs, not their total environmental liability. Given the choice between spending $25 million on a risky but fast cleanup that will deplete a company's cash reserves and hurt it's stock prices or paying lawyers $1 million a year to delay, any sensible CEO will choose the latter.

"If the technology really works, then regulators may force them to clean up all their sites within five years. So obviously they don't want anything to do with it."






DOES THIS BEHAVIOR MAKE YOU SICK?

"Your Honor, We Intend to Guarantee YOUR income for the next FIFTY YEARS"


$8.9 BILLION/year for LAWYERS' FEES


"Lawyers are EXPENSIVE" -any three year old



NOW INTRODUCING INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM





Rev. Random the Other



AND





Sister Pammy of the Soil

point out just how easily DISTRACTED most people are and how most corporate decision-makers are trained to exploit this.

Sheeplike agreement with parasitic media sponsor-purchased propaganda guarantees successful carcinoinjected marketeer-supporting bloodprofit. Xenophobic rejection of any counter-MEGACORPORATE indoctrination touted as open-mindedness to oblivious HORDES seeking viable ACCEPTABLE personal opinions in manipulative sound-bite lucubration simulations. Rigorous evaluation denounced as IRRATIONAL by demagogues in wool suits and Lexii. Erudite eructation of profitability protection by PARTISAN profligates deems ANY verified DECONTAMINATION methodology as ENVIRONMENTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. Obligatory accountability by WHORE-WIELDING PREDACIOUS directorate sold as nouveau FABLIAU in Pavlovian CREDULITY repetitious media DOMESTICATION rituals.

"NOW with ANNOYING COLORS"




FRANKENSTEIN Computer-God thought absorbtion/replacement ADDICTION assures SYSTEMATIC enviro-policy Containment butchery with Worldwide Terminal Denouement as inevitable. Prolix-parroting puppet SLAVES to deadly unbelievable Gangster CEO Conspiracy sycophants eke out infinitesimal WAGE-SLAVE amortization by expiatory alimentation of tautomeric food-poison. Post-catastrophic Parousia exculpation via planned ecesis as inexpensive, corporate-affordable mypmecophagous scavangers. ALL conditions are PRE-EXISTING to the HMO's of THIS future.

It's not so pathetic that SUBGENII are dying from drinking benzene as much as it is that HUMANS are so conditioned to make excuses for it. No aware, thinking, feeling, loving, hating person could know this and not confront it. And yet, for the last TEN YEARS, battalions of lawyers and cadres of CEOs have done just that. They consider themselves WARRIORS for the BOTTOM LINE. And they drink the same mutagens, and die early prabob.

Except that when THEY die, they WHINE.

At least SubGenii find/create/radiate some HUMOR from dying of intentionally dispersed solvent-induced cancer.

TESTIFICATION of the GODS


"Bob" and A.A.
Are You a Bobbie? Sure-fire Test
What is Pink?
BUT SERIOUSLY, NOW, FOLKS
The Slack Side of This
Send me a dried earlobe or two to string up
Tarot of the SubGenius - major arcana 3 - the Connie
Tarot of the SubGenius - minor arcana - ten of pipes
Tarot of the SubGenius - major arcana sixteen -Removal
Tarot of the SubGenius - major arcana twenny - Retrieval
Tarot of the SubGenius - minor arcana - 7(77) of dobbsheads
Tarot of the SubGenius - minor arcana - the ace of dobbsheads
Tea Leaves of the SubGenius
So about the studying thing
Paper Rage
An EASY WAY to make a lot of money
Weimar "Bob"
Ah, but I ache for the merehumes
Okra
Nutria
I never ate no rats
Look at ME
35 year-old argument
FB to destroy Brown University
Frech Made Ezzi!
Rogue SubGenius
anarchist poetry for the american road
Religion made E-Z
Manic Depression
What I'd really like to do is take over the Conspiracy
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Are there any SubGenii fighting experts?
Quitting Bob's on All Saint's Day
Mathematical/Aerospace Question
Be yourself... BY BEING EXACTLY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
Bringing Up Baby
The Conquered Worm
Big screaming faceless things
A close brush with Xistianity
Spike Smokes a Pink Boy
Worship Hank
Well, there's always community college
This has nothing to do with dentistry YET
YOUR OWN PERSONAL SLACK
Chasing after the Roach Coach
PENIS
Dark Suckers
The Noah's Ark Syndrome
Anarchist IF for a Chomsky nation
Why Things Eventually Suck
STANDARD RUN OF THE MILL SUBGENII DEVIVAL
The Church makes the Pink Print Media
Women Pay You For Intimate Bananas
Doktor Escobar extracts the piece of shrapnel
The Old Man and the Joke
Dallas, TX Mindcontrol
Is "Bob" REALLY a good excuse?
The Art of Flame
Edgar Cayce, the Geeking Prophet
Schlectes Verbandungen
Gerri Schnell
Harry
A Jock is more than an athlete
Rival Cultist, Now in Hell
To Whom it May Constern
Water and warm words
CUSS LIKE A TWO-DIME WHORE
How being different makes one become different
PINKBOY WITH SPAM
Aventuras de ISP
UNIX expression
And what if a female Ichabod gets pregnant?
Smells like hortatory
"I will not obsess"
You're not supposed to PONDER the dogma
i saw slack. he's downstairs, laying on the floor
KiboZenslack
Death of The Church of the SubGenius
SubG funeral/burial ritual
Marv Albert
The most insidious weasels you'll ever see
Halloween Majick from Martha
The phonographer is a sick and twisted individual
How many Pinks do you think there are out there?
The forms of holiness are NEVER constant
We take their own stick and beat them with it
oinks zoologic juxtapositions
Bleeding Mutha *Good*


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