From email@example.com Thu Dec 17 03:22:16 1998
Subject: Uncommon Nonsense, 16.Dec.98 - Clinton needs to get off
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Reverend-Bursar Judas Iscariot,)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 03:22:16 -0800
Uncommon Nonsense, 16/Dec/98, this nonsense is truly uncommon.
Was this man not first elected--On the ticket of DEMOCRACY!--primarily on
the notion that he was Not GEORGE BUSH, and that he would Not be blowing
up portions of the landscape just because he cannot get off any more?
At least Bush had the excuse of male menopause.
But why can Clinton Not get off? Because this man is such an obvious
horndog--with an odd fetish for women with bad teeth--that he got caught.
Everybody knew. When another sex scandal--Scandals are supposed to harm
your political career, are they Not?--broke, with a twenty-one year old
intern this time, Not a person was surprised.
Name any man, with a reputation like his, who would Not use the Presidency
to get the youngest intern he could get his hands on. I would.
His wife, who has obviously had her own affairs as well, although usually
more discreetly, acts like the amicable business partner she is, but do
you think they have had sex this year?
He acted like any president you care to name; he covers it up. I think
the only president who might Not have lied about his sex life while in
office was Harrison--maybe. So he's going to be IMPEACHED for lying about
his sex life. Not for investment FRAUD, or CONSPIRACY to commit MURDER,
or sexual HARASSMENT, or when he was truly using the FBI to IMPEDE
JUSTICE, or even on some Puritanical enforcement of the BIBLE, or on TAX
EVASION--NO! He will be IMPEACHED for lying about his sex life to the
FBI, then to the Special Investigator, and finally to a Judge and Grand
Congress should hold a hearing, and invite CNN, and force him to LIE to
CONGRESS about his SEX LIFE.
We are whipping an Arkansas horndog for chasing the interns. And so he
cannot chase them, but he is still horny. I think Monica was the last
Well, here is a psychological study in the making. What happens when you
take a territorial man--ALL politicians are--who wields more political,
social and military power than should be under the control of any single
person--AND WHIP HIM every time he expresses a sexual urge. It does NOT
take a psychiatrist to guess.
And Saddam Hussein is once again the DEVIL.
Eight years ago, Bush's image was dropping like a stone with the public
which elected him--funny the way that happens when you betray every ideal
which got you elected--paying attention Clinton?--so he makes one of his
Former CIA Lapdogs into a Hitleresque enemy in the Media so he can be the
AMERICAN HERO by bombing that country back into the Stone Age.
That incident produced such great pieces of work as the Oklahoma City
terrorists--how could Timothy McVeigh be so inured against BOMBING
CHILDREN, could it have anything to do with him firing a cannon to
collapse bomb shelters, holding CHILDREN, for a couple of months? and the
ON-OFF political career of Colin Powell--who somehow speaks every at
Martin Luther King Jr. Day, despite being the extreme opposite of
everything Dr. King stood for, a Black Man who made his career ordering
the deaths of millions, by kissing the Anglo White ASSES of his Commanding
Officers! and of course, let us not forget the last SEVEN years of ON-OFF
sanctions to prevent the presence of FOOD, MEDICINE, or a viable ECONOMY
in Iraq, which--for those who didn't read the Treaty of Versailles
carefully enough--is an incredibly good way of making sure a FORMER
aggressor becomes a FUTURE aggressor.
But at least we get the COMEDY of ANTI-WAR REPUBLICANS!
For the past few years, Iraq has been starving, disease-ridden, without an
viable adult work force, and with gunboats sometimes preventing anyone
from selling, or even GIVING, them any FOOD or MEDICINE. When a
pharmecedical factory VIOLATES U.N. SANCTIONS by shipping medicine to
Iraq, the U.S. LIES and says they were producing V-SERIES NERVE AGENT.
The U.S. Government has yet to provide a shred of proof.
If I were running a country in a situation even resembling this, I'd be
pissed enough to be treat UN inspectors like SHIT. I'd take them hostage
and demand some food for my people. I wouldn't threaten to bomb the most
powerful GANG LEADER on Earth, but that's just because I know he'd bomb me
for making the threat.
Does anyone actually think Iraq is a threat to any other country in the
world right now? That even if they had chemical weapons, that they could
build a missle and launch it without the CIA finding out first? The
country is behaving just like Saddam Hussein is: like a pathetic, WEAK
LITTLE BOY who is trying to keep the STRONGEST Alpha-Male GORILLA in
History from beating him up!
William Jefferson Clinton should Not be IMPEACHED for LYING about his SEX LIFE.
William Jefferson Clinton should be IMPEACHED for keeping FOOD and
MEDICINE from a STARVING NATION, and then BOMBING THEM when they did Not
BEND OVER FURTHER.