From firstname.lastname@example.org Fri Jul 24 13:59:48 1998
Subject: Handy tips on amphetamine chewing gum
From: email@example.com (Fernandinande Le Mur)
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 20:59:48 GMT
Make it at home: Amphetamine Chewing Gum!
OK, here's the story... One day, I happened to be stuck with quite a
few time-release amphetamine capsules (dextro-amphetamine, mind you)
and I personally hate the time release capsules. Why? Take three in
the afternoon and you don't get to sleep all night... Small amounts
of amphetamine go in your system hour after hour and you slowly grow
psychotic. Since you didn't get to sleep all night, you need more
amphetamine to keep you up through the day and by the evening the only
real desire you may have is to go to sleep and wake up later "feeling
Chewing Gum (prefferably a winterfresh or spearmint flavor)
Time release amphetamine capsules
Use the mouth to wet a stick of chewing gum. Open a time release amphetamine
capsule and empty the amphetamine beads on the sticky piece of gum. You
should be able to get two or three capsules on a piece of gum. Wrap the
gum up with the amphetamine beads being invisible - and - drumroll - you
have AMPHETAMINE GHEWING GUM!
Usage of The Final Product
Chew the gum in a time of low self esteem, tiredness, narcolepsy, attention
defecit disorder, boredoom, homework, studying, partying, dancing, or just
plain SPEEDING. Easy to conceal, easy to bring across borders of international
customs agents snooping in your purse or boombox, easy to chew and best of
(Oh yeah, also, it works wonders when you're sitting by a computer making
web page after web page)
Your teeth chew up the amphetamine beads so instead of that stupid time release
game you get some good'ol AlphaMethylPHenEThylAMINE in your BLOOD running to
your BRAIN. All AT ONCE - No cheesy time release! Yeah!
Why spearmint or winterfresh flavors?
Amphetamine HCl or whatever is inside of those beads, along with the filler,
tastes like shit. Not really all that bad, but it is rather sour and crappy.
The spearmint covers it up. Lemon juice (or lemon slurpee made of real lemon
juice, etc..) works well too. Sugar by itself ain't bad either.