From nothing@succeeds.com Thu Dec 24 20:27:52 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Post Xmas pissed-off blues

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 21:27:52 -0700

 

Post Xmas pissed-off blues

nu-monet

 

 

ARE THERE ANY FUCKING SUBGENIUSES OUT THERE?

OR ALL YOU ALL CELEBRATING "CHRIST-MASS" WITH

YOUR FAT LITTLE FAMILIES?

 

"Bob"-daMMit! When I was sent here as a clone

replacement, I expected to find the place

crawling with post X-Day SubGenii!

 

The only damn thing clones are supposed to do

is "hold down the fort" so the CON wouldn't

suspect anything as the Xists scooped up the

remaining steerage-class passengers. And THEN

we were to be expendable.

 

We can deal with it. Hey, life, death, allee-

samee to a clone.

 

BUT I DON'T GET *PAID* ENOUGH STRONTIUM-90

BISCUITS TO DO YER DAMN JOB FOR YOU!

 

Don't you quasi-Yetis remember the St. Lesbians

day riots where literally *dozens* of SubGeniuses

were dragged out onto the streets and forced to

eat pages from the selected works of Ayn Rand

while New Age music was blared at them from sound

and smell trucks?

 

And the victories.

 

The entire COSMOS laughed when a SubGenius agent

substituted rat poison for the "red-flavored"

drink the culls from the Guyanisian Kompeting Kult

consumed! And what about the mis-direction given

to the Z-ist attack fleet that sent them plummeting

into the planet Jupiter instead of Dallas?

 

BUT WHERE ARE THE SUBGENII NOW?

 

By the time you read this, no doubt, you will have

had your fill of PINKness: your "CHRIST-MASS" tree

will have been de-trimmed and your "CHRIST-MASS" lights

will start to weather another year stapled to the

front of your house; your "CHRIST-MASS" gifts will

be returned to SEARS and FUCKING KWALL-MART; and you

will be BORED by the CDROM video games that your

aunt got you.

 

AND YOU THINK THAT THE XISTS CAN TELL YOU APART FROM

THE HUMANS?

 

What is the damn difference between YOU and THEM?

 

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH FOOD?

 

Losers.