From email@example.com Thu Dec 24 20:27:52 1998
Subject: Post Xmas pissed-off blues
From: nu-monet <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 21:27:52 -0700
Post Xmas pissed-off blues
ARE THERE ANY FUCKING SUBGENIUSES OUT THERE?
OR ALL YOU ALL CELEBRATING "CHRIST-MASS" WITH
YOUR FAT LITTLE FAMILIES?
"Bob"-daMMit! When I was sent here as a clone
replacement, I expected to find the place
crawling with post X-Day SubGenii!
The only damn thing clones are supposed to do
is "hold down the fort" so the CON wouldn't
suspect anything as the Xists scooped up the
remaining steerage-class passengers. And THEN
we were to be expendable.
We can deal with it. Hey, life, death, allee-
samee to a clone.
BUT I DON'T GET *PAID* ENOUGH STRONTIUM-90
BISCUITS TO DO YER DAMN JOB FOR YOU!
Don't you quasi-Yetis remember the St. Lesbians
day riots where literally *dozens* of SubGeniuses
were dragged out onto the streets and forced to
eat pages from the selected works of Ayn Rand
while New Age music was blared at them from sound
and smell trucks?
And the victories.
The entire COSMOS laughed when a SubGenius agent
substituted rat poison for the "red-flavored"
drink the culls from the Guyanisian Kompeting Kult
consumed! And what about the mis-direction given
to the Z-ist attack fleet that sent them plummeting
into the planet Jupiter instead of Dallas?
BUT WHERE ARE THE SUBGENII NOW?
By the time you read this, no doubt, you will have
had your fill of PINKness: your "CHRIST-MASS" tree
will have been de-trimmed and your "CHRIST-MASS" lights
will start to weather another year stapled to the
front of your house; your "CHRIST-MASS" gifts will
be returned to SEARS and FUCKING KWALL-MART; and you
will be BORED by the CDROM video games that your
aunt got you.
AND YOU THINK THAT THE XISTS CAN TELL YOU APART FROM
What is the damn difference between YOU and THEM?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH FOOD?