From revjack@radix.net Thu Jul 16 18:03:03 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT

 

Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

 

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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Thu Jul 16 18:28:45 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Date: 17 Jul 1998 01:28:45 GMT

 

On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of

<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the

wasteland:

>

>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!

 

 

P.Lil

 

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From revjack@radix.net Thu Jul 16 19:41:24 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 17 Jul 1998 02:41:24 GMT

 

Popess Lilith von Fraumench explains it all:

:On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of

:<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the

:wasteland:

:>

:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

:G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!

 

( * )

 

 

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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Fri Jul 17 10:08:22 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Date: 17 Jul 1998 17:08:22 GMT

 

On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 02:41:24 GMT, in the Temple of

<6omdkk$t1l$5@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the

wasteland:

>

>Popess Lilith von Fraumench explains it all:

>:On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of

>:<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the

>:wasteland:

>:>

>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

>

>:G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!

>

> ( * )

>

 

Damn it, Jack, you shaved the cat's tail off!

 

Can I have it? The tail, I mean.

 

 

P.Lil

 

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From nospamum@radix.net Fri Jul 17 12:58:19 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:58:19 GMT

 

p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von

Fraumench) wrote:

 

: Damn it, Jack, you shaved the cat's tail off!

:

: Can I have it? The tail, I mean.

 

The cat has no tail! Well, no respectable, rocking-chair squishable

tail. She's a "stumpy". I asked the vet today if he thought she was

born like that and he said, "I dunno." Then he said that he thought

she was a good-looking cat, except for the goofy bare patch. THEN he

said that Jack shoulda shaved a MESSAGE in her fur.

 

I like the vet now.

 

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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Fri Jul 17 15:41:03 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Date: 17 Jul 1998 22:41:03 GMT

 

On the eve of Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:58:19 GMT, in the Temple of

<35afabdd.21376590@news1.radix.net>, nospamum@radix.net bellowed forth across

the wasteland:

>

>THEN he said that Jack shoulda shaved a MESSAGE in her fur.

 

"Send $30." You can put a stack of Church pamphlets in a sack and tie it to the

cat's stump.

 

 

P.Lil

 

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From axel@SPAMXverinet.com Thu Jul 16 19:48:10 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: axel@SPAMXverinet.com (axel heyst)

Date: Thu, 16 Jul 1998 20:48:10 -0600

 

In article <6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>,

Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

>

I'm on my way!

 

L'axel

 

 

 

From no@email.ads Fri Jul 17 12:46:21 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: no@email.ads (geezer)

Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:46:21 GMT

 

Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

On the track to Management, are you?

 

 

 

From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 13:35:44 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 17 Jul 1998 20:35:44 GMT

 

geezer explains it all:

:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

:On the track to Management, are you?

 

I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're

thinking.

 

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From !!!bmyers@ionet.net Fri Jul 17 12:02:53 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: !!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)

Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:02:53 GMT

 

Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

>geezer explains it all:

>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

>:On the track to Management, are you?

 

>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're

>thinking.

 

Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the

cat's ass?

 

 

From twgs@whatsthepoint.net Fri Jul 17 15:17:33 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Jahweh D. Lynch)

Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 22:17:33 GMT

 

Thus spake TarlaStar:

 

>Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the

>cat's ass?

 

Sometimes cats just need their asses shaved, dammit.

 

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From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 16:03:48 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 17 Jul 1998 23:03:48 GMT

 

Jahweh D. Lynch explains it all:

:Thus spake TarlaStar:

 

:>Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the

:>cat's ass?

 

:Sometimes cats just need their asses shaved, dammit.

 

Dave! You back home yet? Sorry I couldn't hook up with you when you were

in the area. Your buddy here is currently Meg's ShorDurPerSav.

 

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From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 15:57:16 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 17 Jul 1998 22:57:16 GMT

 

TarlaStar explains it all:

:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

:>geezer explains it all:

:>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

:>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

 

:>:On the track to Management, are you?

 

:>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're

:>thinking.

 

:Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the

:cat's ass?

 

Furballs. This is a longhaired tailless Manx we're talking about. (Spanx

the Manx, though everyone else here has sissy girly names for her). She's

too lazy to groom her lower back around the stump, and we're too lazy to

brush her every day, but too cheapskate to pay the vet to do it, so every

couple of months she ends up with these surprisingly hard lumps the size

of a kid's fist on her ass. Eventually they'll start pulling her skin out

if we don't intervene, so it's the big snipperoo for her, and anyone else

that gets on my nerves.

 

I was going to shave a pattern in there but she ran out of patience.

 

Women.

 

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From fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com Fri Jul 17 19:19:25 1998

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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)

Date: 18 Jul 1998 02:19:25 GMT

 

In article <6ooksc$3fb$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net says...

>

->TarlaStar explains it all:

->:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

->

->:>geezer explains it all:

->:>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

->

->:>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!

->

->:>:On the track to Management, are you?

->

->:>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're

->:>thinking.

->

->:Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the

->:cat's ass?

>

>Furballs. This is a longhaired tailless Manx we're talking about. (Spanx

>the Manx, though everyone else here has sissy girly names for her). She's

>too lazy to groom her lower back around the stump, and we're too lazy to

>brush her every day, but too cheapskate to pay the vet to do it, so every

>couple of months she ends up with these surprisingly hard lumps the size

>of a kid's fist on her ass. Eventually they'll start pulling her skin out

>if we don't intervene, so it's the big snipperoo for her, and anyone else

>that gets on my nerves.

>

>I was going to shave a pattern in there but she ran out of patience.

>

>Women.

 

OK, thanks for explaining that. Now I have another question,

based on my knowledge of cats.

 

Is this a very CALM cat, or did you use tranquilizers, or are

you now a mass of torn skin and scratches?

 

FW

 

 

From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 19:52:10 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did

From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>

Date: 18 Jul 1998 02:52:10 GMT

 

Frank White explains it all:

:In article <6ooksc$3fb$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net says...

 

:Is this a very CALM cat, or did you use tranquilizers, or are

:you now a mass of torn skin and scratches?

 

She's a bitchy little thing, and she sank her fangs into my arm at the

outset and kept them sunk in throughout the ordeal, while purring. Typical

feline contrariness. So I only have the four small wounds. Gave her some

sardines afterward, so now we're back to the normal Balance of Terror.

 

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