From !!!bmyers@ionet.net Wed Aug 05 04:12:13 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Morning Slack

From: !!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)

Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 11:12:13 GMT

"=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>

wrote:

>> ...Why do you think they call me the rainmaker?

> You're incontinent?

I am the incontinent who moves continents. I eat my dinner off plate

techtonics. I piss lava and shit meteors. I put the crack in

Krakatowa. I douche with hurricanes and fart earthquakes. Mount

Vesuvius isn't a name...it's a COMMAND. The Atlantic Ocean is just the

wring out from my Depends...<transmission shorted out>