From !!! Wed Aug 05 04:12:13 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Morning Slack

From: !!! (TarlaStar)

Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 11:12:13 GMT


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>> ...Why do you think they call me the rainmaker?


> You're incontinent?


I am the incontinent who moves continents. I eat my dinner off plate

techtonics. I piss lava and shit meteors. I put the crack in

Krakatowa. I douche with hurricanes and fart earthquakes. Mount

Vesuvius isn't a's a COMMAND. The Atlantic Ocean is just the

wring out from my Depends...<transmission shorted out>