From @ Mon Jul 06 10:18:04 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.conspiracy.retards

Subject: Screwed by "Bob"?

From: W'h'eezer

Date: 6 Jul 1998 10:18:04 -0700

 

In article <6nqq8e$o2r$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, terrygibson@rocketmail.com says...

 

>what I saw was a fair number of "normals" mixed

>into the group being exposed to stuff that hopefully

>will inspire them feel that its ok to be "weird" and

>like it.

 

I think all of the "Hey I want my ninety bucks", "Where's the saucers", "'Bob'

fucked up" posts are rooted in a deep resentment for the fact that NBC, ABC,

CNN, CNBC, AP, Reuters, [insert media magnate] didn't hop all over the event and

splash headlines everywhere for people's co-workers and parents to read,

VALIDATING that they are LEGITIMATE and DULY RECOGNIZED weirdoes. EMBRACE YOUR

ABNORMALITY, NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT IS WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT. If you

can't fool yourself, how did you *ever* expect to fleece and fluff the "gullible

idiots and bobbies" in the Church of the SubGenius (in alt.slack, "gullible

idiots and bobbies" is usually pronounced "everyone who's not you")? They say

that the only way to become a leader is to be a good follower. So, too, the

only way to become a good salesman is to be the epitome of a "Dutiful Consumer".

CONTINUE TO PURCHASE CHURCH GOODS AND STUDY YOUR OWN CONSUMPTION HABITS. A good

tip is to keep a pad and pen with you at all times to take notes on what you

were thinking just before you reached for a product, any product. And think

back to why you picked the Church of the SubGenius as your Official Salvation

Provider above all others. I can bet you shopped around before you found out

that the CoS has/had the BEST LINE OF BULLSHIT IN SALVATION TODAY! And from

what I've seen, the X-Day Detractors should study, study, study, because the

best of THEIR bullshit is neither believable, nor marketable.

 

This all has nothing to do with this thread.

 

"Bob" pulled the wool over you complainers eyes. Now, go and do ye likewise.

 

>Oh yeah, Stang was not covered with motor oil as

>you mentioned, it was honey, then the feathers.

 

Butbutbut...that was my FAVORITE LIE!

 

Padre W'h'eezer G. Wilco

http://www.talweb.com/absinth

First Church of the Dutiful Consumer

Heretic Order of the Golden Brown