From firstname.lastname@example.org Sun Aug 02 07:37:59 1998
Subject: Re: Church of the New Order
From: email@example.com (G. G. Gordon)
Date: Sun, 02 Aug 1998 14:37:59 GMT
On 1 Aug 1998 13:43:58 GMT, "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net> wrote:
(HUGE SNIPPAGE OF LAME AND WEAK QUIBBLING)
Sweet dobbs, I have NEVER, NEVER seen so much bad grammar, fuddled
thinking and generally stupid shit in one thread in my life. Doesn't
the very fact that you are arguing about the 'right' sort of slack and
the 'proper' road seem at least ironic, if not downright fucking
stupid. SG's Arguing about reality, that's like a group of virgins
discussing sexual techniques, or draft dodgers playing soldier.
The whole idea behind the founding of this church was that there
needed to be a religion for the warped, twisted, and generally mutated
factions on this planet. It isn't a religion just for manly men, cross
dressers, trans-sexuals, geeks nerds or any other faction. This is a
cynisacreligion, it is an umbrella of Slack that keeps the Con off the
heads of all believers in Dobbs, whether that head is covered with
long straggly locks, skin, stubble or spoons...this is a religion for
superior mutants who can handle it..The very fact that you are all
quibbling about what's "good" or "bad", "proper" or "improper" is mere
tautology and a severe waste of bandspace. Goddammit people you don't
use your brain to think about your religion. Let's knock off all this
post-modern, new age politically correct bullshit quibbling about what
the church isn't and concentrate on what the church is!
Let me try and make it simple for all you pea-brained twits and
SUBGENIUS = US
CON = THEM
SUBGENIUS Vs CON= US Vs THEM
NOT US Vs US or US Vs EACH OTHER
There's plenty of room for everyone under Dobbs' big tent. You don't
like the prayer meeting, schizm, and start your own version, but by
the breath of NHGH quit quibbling like the kids on
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk! YOU BUNGHEADS AREN'T EVEN FUNNY
OR MILDLY AMUSING THE WAY YOU'RE CARRYING ON AND BESIDES THAT IT'S
TOOOOOOOO FUCKING BORING!!
SCHIZM OR FUCK THE UP SHUT!!!
Grab life by the lapels and scream in its face if you want to get anywhere!