ARTICLES of TRUTH XVI


ACQUIT YOUR JOB!!!

A Long, Long Cigar

in a Place Far, Far Away...



Were you AMAZED at the SHEER SPECTACLE?



Were you ASTOUNDED at the Definition of "IS"?



Were you ASTONISHED by Paula Jones NOSE?


Did you Bust a GUT over the PARTISAN ANTICS?




You'll SPLIT a LIP over the PREQUEL!
- Jane Doe #5


"Use the FORCE, Bill" -Yoda


THE NEVER ENDING SAGA





"There IS a Dark Lord..."


TESTIFICATION of the GODS


Full Frontal Religion
The reason I joined this church in the first place
SubGenius Nation
Stangian X-Day Report 7-10-98
I didn't want to be Ruptured with a full bladder
BIZARRE CULTISTS STAGE MASS DISAPPEARANCE
Were we given eyes to see only to see Hell itself?
My THIRD EYE has been opened
If there is a Dobbs somewhere, he should ENVY ME
I, however, have my own course to follow...
So, how the fuck was YOUR summer??
DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO and have people PAY YOU for it
"Whatever you do after X-Day, DO IT WITH STYLE"
something huge and shaggy humped itself
Every Doug Has His Day
My First Prairie Squid
"HEY, YOU IMPOTENT PINK!"
Beachballs everywhere, rejoice!
"Bob" as training wheels
Who's out to get you?
You are only "having fun" when you're WASTING TIME
Now we're ready for the plaster and hemp
Jesus Christ has the customers he deserves
Washington Biological Survey
The wading pool section of your own soul
BIRD MONSTER
EAR MINTS IN MY HEAD
Hey Hey We're The Slackies
ICEPICK DENTISTRY
The COMEDY of ANTI-WAR REPUBLICANS
If you're going to tune in to only one war
If you wish to see what hell is like
SOCKS AND VIOLENCE
I just squeeze every drop of Slack
Leaving On A Saucer
Go on and waste yer dough
this church is a joke
A Clone's Ride Home
The Sound Of Money
Amphetamine Chewing Gum!
bad medicine
Another Big Ass Lake
I had a lot of potential
Post Xmas pissed-off blues
K-Mart makes me feel smug for less
Now I KNOW I've been ruptured
Ganja
KILLING PINKS: IT'S NOT AN ADVENTURE, IT'S JUST A JOB
What are YOUR earliest memories?
The Joys of 195
alt.slack.brat.pack.faq
You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
Mid-Atlantic Slack Crusade
viable real world clench
Your Filksong
Dee Dubble-you-eye
Even Doktors Get The Blues
YOUR turn in the barrel
Mount Vesuvius isn't a name
Screwed by "Bob"?
X-Ray Specs
Tummy Liberation!!!
AIEEEEEEEEEEE!
And people say the Conspiracy doesn't exist!
Mean Practical Jokes
the incan/aztec calendar abruptly stopped
Technomancer Excerpt
SG's Arguing about reality
the crow in my craw
It is only natural that I win
Our true selves ARE on the saucers
Think of all the worthwhile, helpful things you COULD be doing


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