Subject: Re: Progetto
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998 11:14:02 GMT
From: Chieupetto@isis.it (Chieupetto)
Organization: benissimo per tutti
Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne, alt.skinheads, alt.skunks, alt.sl9, alt.slack
References: 1 , 2 , 3
"Soozy" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
>only think Matt ?
>Luv 'n' hugs
PHARISEE! Yea Verily indeed art thou a PHARISEE o daughter of Sin
and dabbler in the Foul and Profane BLAck ARTS of the Great
Deceiver!!! !!!YEA!! sister of the scab-infested daemons of the
NETHERWORLD and FORNICATOR with incubi and succubi of SICK, MOTTLED
and disgustingly pigmented complexion!! - YEA!
Mock the messengers if you will, but mock not the MESSAGE! For the
day is coming when all the skin-care counters in all the department
stores in all the world shall be laid bare of the ointments of Christ,
and shall provide only the false bottles of Satans glop and the
bright, shiny makeup of the Whore of Babylon!! YEA, o sister of SATAN
and copulator with revoltingly diabolic creatures of putrid appearence
and HORRID, unspeakable practice. YEA, o whore of the foul nest of
Evil Incarnate, YEA VERILY shall it come to pass.
These counters shall be staffed by perverts and harlots and the worst
servants of evil. These shameless clerks shall have their great,
wobbling hairy private parts on display for all to see, and they will
hawk their deceptive product with loud, mounting excitement in their
voices! The day is also coming soon, when Jesus shall return in
triumph, and like the moneychangers before the Temple, he shall enter
into the department stores, and overturn their counters of
wickedness, and send a great pouring of fire from the heavens
to singe the hair on the clerks and melt and spoil their wicked oils!
HALLELULIA!!! Yes HALLELULIA sister, for verily on THAT DAY shall
the LORD look into your eyes, sister!!! YEA!!!
Beware, sister, Beware! For on that day, shalt thou stand in
judgement YEA! All the used bottles and tubes and jars of all thy
past usage shall be laid before thee sister, verily! WOE BE UNTO YOU
IF THE SOOTHING AND REFRESHING OINTMENT OF GOD'S FORGIVENESS IS NOT
AMONG THEM! WOE be unto you, if instead the bottles of iniquity are
in their place, and the tubes are covered with the foul fish-smelling
slime of the Whore! For God the FATHER will become very red in the
face, and he shall shout at you angrily, and poke you hard in the
chest with his finger, and poke you again only harder, and take off
his belt, then turn you over his knee and whallop your buttocks until
they are as red as the scarlet rouge smeared across your scabby,
blasphemous cheeks! Then Christ the Son will come and decry you, and
insult you, and point you out, and harangue the Pure and Blessed
Angels of the Everlasting Rapture against you! Yea, and The Holy
Ghost will sit on your chest and yell loudly and Righteously into your
face, then scrub off your makeup with ice-cold camel urine and the
Righteous scrubbing-brush of the harsh and cleansing reeds of Moses
own blissed and Blessed BASKET!, to reveal to all your scabby,
pus-riddled, blemished and acne-scarred face. And The Cheribum of
those aborted innocents killed by Lucifer's abortionists to provide
protein for the Devil's skin-care product line shall stick a rusty
coat-hanger up your bottom, and wiggle it around furiously. Then God
shall come stomping back with heavy feet, and pick you up by the ear,
and banish you forever to your room in Hell for all eternity! YOU
WILL NOT BE LAUGHING THEN, WILL YOU?! But WE
will..we good, clean wholesome Christian folk will be chuckling and
snickering and smirking and tittering and dancing around in joy! YEA!
We will be chortling and grimacing and hugging ourselves and patting
each other on the back and congratulating each other for having lived
our lives in the pure and bright and wonderfully penetrating essence
of Jesus's Love, and for using the right cleaner of our sins: the
pearly ointment of Christ's forgiveness.
YEA sister, VERILY is it written!
Savior Skin Before its Too Late!
Questo progetto funziona benissimo per tutti ma più ancora a chi
lavorando in ufficio la migliore pubblicità.