Subject: Re: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 21 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: megeliz@radix.net (MegEliz)

Organization: Gene Wolfe Library and Family Restaurant, East Wing

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead, alt.thinking.hurts, alt.fan.tito

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5

 
 

 

I suppose somebody else out there read the official all-inclusive

report on this besides me? Here' the facts that were stated in my

print news sources:

 

She was not classed as an experienced pilot and had not logged the

customary number of hours before they planned the cross-country trip.

 

The cross-country trip was rushed because li'l Jessie was going to

turn 8 in a few months, before she would be able to log enough hours

the old fashioned way and would thus not be a record-breaker.

 

Her father spent a bunch of money and time drumming up publicity for

the feat and even tried to persuade Clinton to attend some of the

festivities.

 

They were in a hurry due to the all-important media schedule to get

underway the night of the crash and tried to take off with excess

weight, the wrong fuel mix and a wind shear warning that was serious

enough to delay another commercial flight at the same time.

 

There is speculation that she was in control and did indeed make the

fatal too steep ascent, a common error in inexperienced pilots not a

common error in experienced instructors. The instructor probably had

control before the crash, but was unable to avoid it because of the

aforementioned bad planning and conditions.

 

I'm not going to keep harping on this, but I will say again, it's fine

and dandy to encourage children to follow their bliss, but you'd

better be damned sure that it's their bliss your looking at and not

your own, especially if your staring at it so hard that basic safety

and common sense become irrelevant.

 

Has anybody seen "Searching for Bobby Fischer?" Same thing.

 

Possibly Pontifette Meg

 

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Re: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 23 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: talysman@psyber.com (John Laviolette)

Organization: Psyberware Internet Access

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.thinking.hurts

Followup-To: alt.slack, alt.thinking.hurts

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6

  

MegEliz (megeliz@radix.net) wrote:

 

: Her father spent a bunch of money and time drumming up publicity for

: the feat and even tried to persuade Clinton to attend some of the

: festivities.

 

it's too bad Clinton and maybe some Congressthings weren't involved.

 

I've seen some people claiming Jessica was a Yeti child. Well, either

she was involved in this media circus because she craved public approval

(Very Pink) or she did it to get parental approval (Also Pink, making her

parents Very Pink.)

 

but if Clinton and/or any other elected officials were involved, maybe we

could have seen this scenario:

 

several dignataries, lined up in flag-bedecked bleachers, clap smugly as

they espy Jessica's plane coming in low towards the airport. this is the

cue to contact her on the radio and hook it up to the loud speakers so

the entire crowd can hear the triumphant words of the Brave Little Girl.

 

but suddenly, the plane goes into a power dive, and the screechy little

voice coming over the speakers screams "Damn the Conspiracy! I'm taking

you with me to HELL!"

 

the crowd stares in amazement as Clinton's pants swell with shit, and

Newt grabs Dole and squeals, "Mommy, save me!"

 

...

 

if THAT had happened, then we'd KNOW she was a Yeti.

 

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Subject: Re: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 15 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: blackmer@course2.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)

Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead

Followup-To: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5
 
 
 

MegEliz (megeliz@radix.net) wrote:

: gunther@bga.com (Joe Newman) wrote:

 

: : In article <316ffa26.1011276134@news1.radix.net>, megeliz@radix.net says...

: : >

: : >This is what makes her more than stupid and graduates her to EVIL. How

: : >'bout if the kid managed to crash into a school bus? Would she still

: : >think she'd made a HEALTHY CHOICE in the interests of SELF EXPRESSION?

: :

: : I don't know, but there would have been about fifty fewer snot-nosed

: : brats to potentially irritate me while I'm eating in a restaurant.

 

: Good point - but how about if she'd crashed into your house of

: pancakes BEFORE you'd even reached for the syrup or had a good chance

: to pinch the waitress OR had enough time to thoroughly unnerve the

: nice couple at the next table with your slurping noises? EVIL plain

: and stupid.

Even though I have not read the rest of this thread and do not really

know what all of this is about, it is necessary to post my knee-jerk

reaction here, which is BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH *ALL* FUCKING RESTRAINTS

ON ALL BEHAVIOR AND YOU ARE THE REAL EVIL ONES YEAH AND IT'S BECAUSE

YOU'RE WOMEN ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL VAGINA FACES!!!!

 

It's true, men. Women think all irresponsible behavior is EVIL. They want

to tie you to the wall so you don't piss in the dahlias, they keep you

from hunting deer in the woods or doing anything else DISRUPTIVE TO PEACE

AND HARMONY, better not hurt those DUMB FUCKING DEER! Better strap that

diaper on and tie that tie TIGHT, boy because the wimminfolk is comin'

and they're gonna SIVILIZE your ass! Cowboys shooting people and cows in

the streets are NOT allowed, it gets blood on the nice clean carpet,

there will be NO dinosaurs in the living room or YER SLEEPIN ON THE COWCH

TONIGHT BUDDY!

 

YEEHAW women are the source of ALL PINKNESS! Why do you think they dress

little GIRLS in PINK? Ole Adam was crushing Giant Ground Sloths with his

Might Club of Thunking, dancin' happy as a clam among the great Phallic

trees of yore till fuckin' Eve came along with her Nice Warm Cave and her

Nice Rug on the fuckin' floor that she knitted all by her self, now Adam,

look what you've done, you better clean that up or you'll have to go back

out in the rain which you didn't at all mind before but now seem

strangely reluctant to go out in because you've become accustomed to the

softness in here, it's worked its way into yer BONES NOW, pretty soon you

won't be able to beat up a SLUDGE RAT except in exchange for PUSSY, will

you little man, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

TALK about EVIL! Don't talk to ME about evil you Care Bear lover! I'll

throw my kids out of a window all I damn want you pill-like excuse for

the vacuum being exuded from a Rainbow Brite doll!

 

Deafness is but a door,

QPM

 

Subject: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 20 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com (Carlos May)

Organization: Froggy's Usenet Salvage Company

Newsgroups: alt.thinking.hurts, alt.sex.hello-kitty, alt.fan.tito

 

----crossposted for your edification by froggy@neosoft.com----

 

[ Article crossposted from alt.slack,alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead ]

[ Author was Michelle Klein-Hass ]

[ Posted on Wed, 17 Apr 1996 14:42:59 -0800 ]

 

In article <4kuoj1$agb@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>,

sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) wrote:

 

> In article <316ffa26.1011276134@news1.radix.net>, megeliz@radix.net

> says...

> >

> >bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

> >

> >: You know..the more I see of this story on the news, the madder I

> get.

> >: I want to SLAP the LIVING FUCK out of that little girl's mother. She

> >: says, "I don't regret letting her do this....she wanted to

> >: fly...personal choice..."

> >

> >This is what makes her more than stupid and graduates her to EVIL. How

> >'bout if the kid managed to crash into a school bus? Would she still

> >think she'd made a HEALTHY CHOICE in the interests of SELF EXPRESSION?

>

> I thought you guys might want to know that is the same thing Rush

> Limbaugh said.

>

> Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

 

I think that this observation points out the general PINKNIS of all the

arguments about how horrible Jessica's mom was and how anyone who can see

another point of view about the incident are HORRIBLE, UNFEELING BRUTES.

 

The Yeti gene is that of the Neophile. The adventurer. It is the PINK

NORMAL within us which wants safety, whose mantra is Oh Mommy Take Me

Home.

 

She wasn't EVIL, oh professing Subgenii who are acting more and more like

PINK NORMALS as time goes on. Do you not think that a child has a mind and

a will of their own? I have NO DOUBT that Jessica's mother wouldn't have

pushed her into something she didn't want to do. You would rather the kid

have grown up with biosurvival neuroses, get ground up into pink hamburger

by schools, and lead the life of NORMALS getting fattened and ready for

the X-ist harvest. "To Serve Man" is indeed a cookbook, people.

 

Rush Limbaugh's assertion of the absolute evil of Jessica's parents, and

similar assertions made by one of the Pinkest women in the world next to

Kathy Lee Gifford, Leeza Gibbons on her show this morning should be a

tipoff. It is the Pink way to legislate safety and NORMALNIS.

 

Don't you see how the Yacatisma Frankenstein Earphone Media Gods have

fucked with your heads here? It's that familiar refrain...'we must protect

the Children.' I saw everyone add dirty words to their .sigs when a

similar attempt to "protect the Children" called the Communications

Decency Act passed...can't you see the kind of control trip mentality that

has poisoned you to even consider that maybe Jessica wanted to fly because

she WANTED to fly, that every Yetisyn fiber of her being was crying out

for the need for AIR?

 

This certainly separates the Bobbies from the SubGs, lemmetellya.

 

If it wasn't for the STUPIDITY of the flight instructor who was in charge

of the entire trip, this little Uberfemme would have safely made her

journey, and all the folks who cry out how evil and stupid the mom was now

would be hailing her as a pint-size heroine. Your pink hearts would burst

with media-endorced pride at "that plucky little girl" and Leeza would

have her on her show with the prerequisite, "aww how cute" moans from the

Pinks in the audience.

 

The Highly Incensed APC Catgirl Nuku Nuku

alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead Big Shot.

 

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Subject: Re: dumbass aviatrix fucks up Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 23 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond)

Organization: Netcom

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead, alt.thinking.hurts, alt.sex.hello-kitty, alt.fan.tito

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6

 
 

> gggor@io.com (gg gordon) writes:

 

> dode <dode@dolmen.demon.co.uk> says:

 

>>What is far, far worse is the amount of time and effort everyone is

>>putting into this fucking story (including me). She was a kid she

>>died, many kids die, many in more horrible ways and most have little

>>or no choice in the matter.

 

>--Yeah, you wonder how much hoohah there would have been if she wasn't

>a cute little white girl...thousands of kids bite the big one

>every day, many through horrible means, but our little cutie pie gets

>the fron cover of Time fer Dobbsakes just for being a fuckup with

>equally fucked up parents...too bad her airhead mom didn't auger

>in with the others....

>ggg

 

Yeah, what if the little girl had a been a retarded faggot Mexican kid?

Huh? What then, would you people be saying? I mean even if the kid was

some moronic trailer-park-white-trash kid with an inverted sigmoid

flexure, what then? What if the kid wanted to be the first person to

dive head first off the Empire State Building and live? What if the kid

was a child of Harvard educated African-American parents who had

recently been convicted of mail fraud? What if the kid had a tumor like

ol' Chuck Whitman, along with an anuerism the size of a house and it

was fixin' to burst, causing massive cerebral hemoraging? What if it

had been Fran Drescher instead?

 

Would you still feel the same way?

 

Well, in my opinion GGG nailed it when he said they were all just a

bunch of dumbasses -- regardless of their backgrounds. But what if???

 

Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSRSubject:
 
 

Re: dumbass aviatrix fucks up Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...

Date: 24 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)

Organization: Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead, alt.thinking.hurts, alt.sex.hello-kitty, alt.fan.tito

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7
 

 

sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) wrote:

 >> gggor@io.com (gg gordon) writes:

 >> dode <dode@dolmen.demon.co.uk> says:

 >>>What is far, far worse is the amount of time and effort everyone is

>>>putting into this fucking story (including me). She was a kid she

>>>died, many kids die, many in more horrible ways and most have little

>>>or no choice in the matter.

 

 

>Yeah, what if the little girl had a been a retarded faggot Mexican kid?

>Huh? What then, would you people be saying?

 

"Hey, that stupid Spick is stealing a plane!"

 

> I mean even if the kid was

>some moronic trailer-park-white-trash kid with an inverted sigmoid

>flexure, what then?

 

"Wanda, git outta that plane or we'll be eating po-bucker girlface

sammiches for weeks!"

 

What if the kid wanted to be the first person to

>dive head first off the Empire State Building and live?

 

"Jump Blackmer, Jump!"

 

What if the kid

>was a child of Harvard educated African-American parents who had

>recently been convicted of mail fraud?

 

"Dat nigga is gwan to jail!"

 

What if the kid had a tumor like

>ol' Chuck Whitman, along with an anuerism the size of a house and it

>was fixin' to burst, causing massive cerebral hemoraging?

 

"Step back...he's gonna BLOW!"

 

>What if it had been Fran Drescher instead?

 

"Thank You JESUS, but why couldn't it have been Kathie Lee?"

 

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Subject:Re: Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...
Date:1996/04/13
Author:Anthony Hobbs <anthony@atlantis.actrix.gen.nz>
 

 In article <mhass703-1104961136440001@pma1_137.loop.com>,
 Michelle Klein-Hass <mhass703@loop.com> wrote:
 
 > The young Yeti Uber-femme who was trying to get in the record books as the
 > youngest pilot to fly across the US and back fucking CRASHED HER PLANE on
 > takeoff as she was attempting the second leg of her trip.
 >
 > She died, and so did her father and her flight instructor.
 >
 > Fuck, man...what kind of evil Yacatisma rays did the Con use on her plane?
 
I must disagree, heartily. Tell me the truth - you were AMAZED when
you heard that news, didn't you? Because that sort of thing just
don't HAPPEN. When cute kids attempt hair-raising stunts, we EXPECT
them to win, for the same reason that "million-to-one chances crop
up nine times out of ten" - because it's all part of the GREAT MYTH,
the myth of EQUAL OPPORTUNITY, the myth that INNOCENCE is superior
to EXPERIENCE and FAITH is superior to reason. Rationally, you'd
expect a seven-year old flying a plane to have less life expectancy
than one tooling down the freeway in a Ferrari, but since it's a
HEART-WARMING HUMAN INTEREST STORY you expect it all to have a
happy ending, don't you?
 
It's the CON'S work, children. They create the myth, but
unfortunatly this time Their mythology rays were not strong enough
to *prevent* that poor girl smashing herself to pieces. They don't
*want* million-to-one chances to fail. It might reveal that
something's SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP with the whole system.
 --
 Anthony "Slug of Doom" Hobbs, GCP: musician and amateur ranter,
 Wellington, NZ.
 hobbs_a@ix.wcc.govt.nz   anthony@actrix.gen.nz
  ...or will these changing times, motorways, powerlines, keep us apart?
Well, I don't think so - I saw some grass growing through the
pavement today.