Subject: Another reply you dont need to read
Date: Sat, 1 May 1999 06:15:08 -0400
From: "William Price" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Organization: Wood County Internet Council
From: Rev. Magdalen <email@example.com>
Subject: Big Brother is Watching Us... right now!
Date: Friday, April 30, 1999 9:36 PM
The authorities of the Cambridge area have come to the conclusion that
we are a hate group, and they have combed through not only the official
SubG site, but also all the Holocaustal sites, and everyone else's sites
too. So far they have found what they consider to be an extreme amount
of "hate-filled propaganda". They do not think any of it is funny. It
is believed, but not confirmed that they are also currently monitoring
alt.slack. So: Dude, everybody act cool; the cops are here, man. Just
let us do the talking, we're more sober than you. Everybody hide yer
pipes, get yer clothes back on, and turn that music down fer chrissake!
READ THIS YOU POLICE PEOPLE!
I PERSONALLY will attest that the church of the subgenius is nothing but
upstanding citizens. I was just down at the "yeti-american social club"
where they bribe er talked me into giving them this I mean
OH FUCK IT
listen you b(CEN-CORED BY THE NETNANNY)Tards. Where were you when I was
getting my ass kicked in high school? You were laughing at the jock down the
block because it was funny that he stuck sticks up another kids aresssle.
Now shut up and leave the subs alone before marylkin mansons tells allun us
what to kill.
Thats a joke, son. You don't dont dont get it either because You don'tnone
of you understand
what the fuck it means for something to be so horrible that LAUGHING IS THE
ONLY WAY TO KEEP FROM GOING COMPLETELY INSANE.
If you don't understand the humor THIS SITE IS NOT FOR YOU>
hate is not something I employe or I would have killed LONG ago
however I feel it often
It gets me angry
but I vent.
I am a subgenius, and you know what? We a re all different. I dont hate
humans or what ever but I REALLY, REALLY,REALLY resent IGNORANCE, the bane
of all Subgenius, Humans , Subraces of the above two groups, whatever.
i supoort the WHOLESALE EDUCATION of the Populace.
atten subs. PS this is why I always warn ye about making the hate jokes for
weeks an weeks an years. Duh.;