Subject: Re: Sometimes, they really are out to get you

Date: Sun, 17 Jan 1999 22:57:52 GMT

From: armand_geddyn@yahoo.com

Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 

 

In article <369E0F82.78DF@bellatlantic.net>,

DrLegume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net> wrote:

 

> Not me. I'd bail on you fuckers in a minute if

> it meant more slack for me.

 

Once upon a time, I, like many SubGs, adhered to a strict, personal, moral

code. Among such tennants for life, I refused to:

 

Cut my hair

Wake up before noon

Work for The Man in a Conspiracy job

Treat people like equals when they were obviously dumbshits

Show respect for authority figures

 

In short, I refused to Sell Out.

Of course, also during this time, I was very poor.

 

I have, since, Sold Out. Other people call it Growing Up. I have completely

reversed my behavior for much of the day, to many people, I am

indistinguishable from Joe Pinkboy.

 

And I while I have accepted the Conspriacy's False Slack, let me tell you,

friends, I am NECK DEEP in True Slack.

 

It'd be nice to live like I want to live and look like I want to look like

24-7.

 

However, it's also nice to have an apartment free of roaches, a nice car that

runs all the time, and a living wage.

 

What I'm trying to say goes a little like this: Being a SubGenius in a World

Without Slack is something like being fucked in the ass. No matter what you

do, they WILL fuck you. And believe me, it'll definately hurt if you resist

every inch, and they'll beat you like a crack whore afterwords.

 

But if you relax, have a couple drinks with them, losen up, and get

comfortable, they'll fuck you on YOUR terms, not theirs. And they'll even kiss

you goodnight after they're done.

 

-Dkr. Armand Geddyn, Ministry of Truth, M.A.S.C.

http://www.ann-marie.com/ministry

 

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Subject: Re: Sometimes, they really are out to get you

Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 22:52:47 -0600

From: nickie@subgenius.com ( Rev. Nickie)

Organization: DeathChick, Inc.

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

 

In article <77tptc$9ua$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, armand_geddyn@yahoo.com wrote:

 

~ And I while I have accepted the Conspriacy's False Slack, let me tell you,

~ friends, I am NECK DEEP in True Slack.

~

~ It'd be nice to live like I want to live and look like I want to look like

~ 24-7.

~

~ However, it's also nice to have an apartment free of roaches, a nice car

~ that runs all the time, and a living wage.

~

~ What I'm trying to say goes a little like this: Being a SubGenius in a

~ World Without Slack is something like being fucked in the ass. No matter

~ what you do, they WILL fuck you. And believe me, it'll definately hurt if

~ you resist every inch, and they'll beat you like a crack whore afterwords.

~

~ But if you relax, have a couple drinks with them, losen up, and get

~ comfortable, they'll fuck you on YOUR terms, not theirs. And they'll even

~ kiss you goodnight after they're done.

 

 

ARRGH! You dumb FUCK! Hell, if you want to accept this half-assed sort of

so-called "victory" over the Conspiracy, fine. But for the rest of us,

it's best to FUCKING GRAB LIFE BY THE LAPELS, AND SCREAM IN ITS FUCKING

FACE! (To paraphrase GGG).

 

It's the Con brain-washing that makes you believe you have to have a JOB

to live comfortably! Some of us have "an apartment free of roaches, a nice

car that runs all the time, and a living wage," and DON'T WORK. At least

not that much. You have to learn to SURF THE LUCK PLANE. If Slack to you

is nothing more than comforts, so be it. But some of us want IT ALL, and

damn well will die trying to get it if need be. But here is the lesson:

 

"It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees...."

"No, you have it backwards..."

 

Don't EVER let them make you think you have to do anything but LIVE ON

YOUR FEET.

 

NON SERVIAM. AD INFINITUM.

 

-Rev. Nickie DeathChick, Inquisitor General

SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

"My way is superior to ALL OTHERS."