Subject: Re: chicken.sex

Date: 23 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: iceknife@bif.com (Iceknife)

Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

sylvia@sonic.net writes:

> I Vlake@cris.com (Veronica Lake) wrote:

>

> > Typical males. You only care about how your crotch feels. That's

> > why girls get wise to you and leave you in the dust. This is yet

> > another disgusting male thread. It makes it all too abundantly

> > clear why you people rape and beat women up. You think of us in

> > the same terms that you wrote (supposedly jokingly) about the

> > chickens.

> >

> > I'd like to hit each and every one of you with two bricks and

> > watch your own balls fall out on the ground.

>

> Honey, I am so glad you are in touch with your anger....

>

> Sylvia

you should NEVER traumatize a woman with sexual intercourse.

I should know. I'm a medical doctor.

you should never ever. you never know. no. you never know.

you should stop traumatizing women with sexual intercourse.

I should know. I'm a doctor. I'm a medical doctor. You never know.

I never beat or raped a woman in my life, but I could see where someone

might wanna forcefeed ol' Veronica a case of Maltomeal and THEN have her

drink 3 gallons of water...

If she had real EGGS, I mean MAJESTIC FULL-ON GIRL-HOWDY SPOOKY GLOWING

CLIT ANCIENT WOOOOOOOMAN POWERS, YUP YUP, then she wouldn't feel so

threatened by what basically amount to a buncha grumpy earthworms when ya

take the starch out of 'em,...

I bet she's under 30! Never knew a woman in the full flower of sexuality

to get so pissed and indignant about silly people. Real actual harmful

people, sure, but netgeeks with woodies? Like killing cockroaches with a

shotgun. She must be pre-vaginal orgasm. YETIFEMMES usually bitch about

the exact opposite... "MORE MEAT, BWA HA HA HA HA"...

But I must admit, with that "crush their balls" response, she does a fair

immitation of a teenage boy without decent adult male guidance or

teaching...

now, in the interest of sexual liberation for women, here's a list:

FAMOUS FAT WOMEN ICEKNIFE WOULD FUCK:

1.Mae West (if she were alive and under 50)

2.Dawn French (of French and Saunders)

3.Margret Mead (when alive, and while rather UGLY, knew WILD sex

magic!!!)

4.Cleopatra (see #3)

5.Delta Burke (so sue me, I think she's HUMPY)

6.the woman with the pixie face in the Saturn plant

7.any of SEVERAL great Devas (I hate opera, but one grabbed me once and

she was VOODOO WA WA WA MAJESTIC FROTHY AND HOO HOO HOO DELUXE ON TOAST

YEAH BUDDY I'M GLAD I'M ATLANTEAN CONTROL BATCH CROSS-CHECKED AND DOBBS

CERTIFIED USDA PRIME YETI-MEAT, FOR LO! NO PINK WIGGLER COULD HAVE

SURVIVED *AND* GOTTEN ROSES DELIVERED THE NEXT DAY YEEE-HAW!)

see? see? now isn't THAT more help than <SPANG>ing the poor goomers

danglers?

I'm glad she's in touch with her anger too! Now let's see if she can get

in touch with her LUST and/or STUPIDITY!

wheeeee

SPAKE WOTAN THUSLY: GETEST THOU THY WOODIES AND FROTHIES AND GOEST THOU

FORTH INTO MIDGUARD AND ALL THE MIDDLE REALMS OF THE NINE WORLDS, SPEWING

CHUNKS OF CHUNKS OF BIOMASS, PROGENEY, AND GLEE WHERE THOU GOEST KNOWING

THAT THE ALL-FATHER WOTAN THE DESTROYER AND PLACER OF BIG SHIPS IN LITTLE

BOTTLES (FOR YEAH VERILY, E'EN A GOD HATH NEED OF A HOBBY) HATH CHARGED

THEE SO, AND KNOW THAT IF NOT GOODLY IN HIS EYES (OK, *EYE*, YA SMARTASS

LITTLE FUCKS) IT SHALL AT LEAST KEEPEST THOU FROM ANNOYING HIM AND HIS

EINHERJAR IN VALHALLA. G'WAN, GIT. YA BUG ME, KID!

OFFCIER PRIZZWELL OF THE PSYCHIC POTTY POLICE