Subject: Re: chicken.sex
Date: 23 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Iceknife)
Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.
> I Vlake@cris.com (Veronica Lake) wrote:
> > Typical males. You only care about how your crotch feels. That's
> > why girls get wise to you and leave you in the dust. This is yet
> > another disgusting male thread. It makes it all too abundantly
> > clear why you people rape and beat women up. You think of us in
> > the same terms that you wrote (supposedly jokingly) about the
> > chickens.
> > I'd like to hit each and every one of you with two bricks and
> > watch your own balls fall out on the ground.
> Honey, I am so glad you are in touch with your anger....
you should NEVER traumatize a woman with sexual intercourse.
I should know. I'm a medical doctor.
you should never ever. you never know. no. you never know.
you should stop traumatizing women with sexual intercourse.
I should know. I'm a doctor. I'm a medical doctor. You never know.
I never beat or raped a woman in my life, but I could see where someone
might wanna forcefeed ol' Veronica a case of Maltomeal and THEN have her
drink 3 gallons of water...
If she had real EGGS, I mean MAJESTIC FULL-ON GIRL-HOWDY SPOOKY GLOWING
CLIT ANCIENT WOOOOOOOMAN POWERS, YUP YUP, then she wouldn't feel so
threatened by what basically amount to a buncha grumpy earthworms when ya
take the starch out of 'em,...
I bet she's under 30! Never knew a woman in the full flower of sexuality
to get so pissed and indignant about silly people. Real actual harmful
people, sure, but netgeeks with woodies? Like killing cockroaches with a
shotgun. She must be pre-vaginal orgasm. YETIFEMMES usually bitch about
the exact opposite... "MORE MEAT, BWA HA HA HA HA"...
But I must admit, with that "crush their balls" response, she does a fair
immitation of a teenage boy without decent adult male guidance or
now, in the interest of sexual liberation for women, here's a list:
FAMOUS FAT WOMEN ICEKNIFE WOULD FUCK:
1.Mae West (if she were alive and under 50)
2.Dawn French (of French and Saunders)
3.Margret Mead (when alive, and while rather UGLY, knew WILD sex
4.Cleopatra (see #3)
5.Delta Burke (so sue me, I think she's HUMPY)
6.the woman with the pixie face in the Saturn plant
7.any of SEVERAL great Devas (I hate opera, but one grabbed me once and
she was VOODOO WA WA WA MAJESTIC FROTHY AND HOO HOO HOO DELUXE ON TOAST
YEAH BUDDY I'M GLAD I'M ATLANTEAN CONTROL BATCH CROSS-CHECKED AND DOBBS
CERTIFIED USDA PRIME YETI-MEAT, FOR LO! NO PINK WIGGLER COULD HAVE
SURVIVED *AND* GOTTEN ROSES DELIVERED THE NEXT DAY YEEE-HAW!)
see? see? now isn't THAT more help than <SPANG>ing the poor goomers
I'm glad she's in touch with her anger too! Now let's see if she can get
in touch with her LUST and/or STUPIDITY!
SPAKE WOTAN THUSLY: GETEST THOU THY WOODIES AND FROTHIES AND GOEST THOU
FORTH INTO MIDGUARD AND ALL THE MIDDLE REALMS OF THE NINE WORLDS, SPEWING
CHUNKS OF CHUNKS OF BIOMASS, PROGENEY, AND GLEE WHERE THOU GOEST KNOWING
THAT THE ALL-FATHER WOTAN THE DESTROYER AND PLACER OF BIG SHIPS IN LITTLE
BOTTLES (FOR YEAH VERILY, E'EN A GOD HATH NEED OF A HOBBY) HATH CHARGED
THEE SO, AND KNOW THAT IF NOT GOODLY IN HIS EYES (OK, *EYE*, YA SMARTASS
LITTLE FUCKS) IT SHALL AT LEAST KEEPEST THOU FROM ANNOYING HIM AND HIS
EINHERJAR IN VALHALLA. G'WAN, GIT. YA BUG ME, KID!
OFFCIER PRIZZWELL OF THE PSYCHIC POTTY POLICE