Subject: Miracle Cure for Dry Heaves Found!!!
Date: Mon, 08 Feb 1999 18:14:20 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (David Reverend Voth)
Organization: LAF Consulting
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.foot.fat-free, sci.med.subgenius
The Medical Research Division of the South Park Militia has made an
astonishing discovery that is sure to change the lives of dry-heaves
The deceptively simple solution: Water. Drink water.
OK, so now you have the wet heaves. But it beats the living shit out
of the dry heaves, doesn't it?
Reverend David Voth
Recuperating at work