Why do the SubGenii Rage?
We want MORE SLACK.
We want Reverend Stang to give us every drop of his precious
essence, every minute of every day, every thought, until
we have sucked him dry and left the inedible parts of his
withered corpse in the discount bin of an El Paso Wall-Mart,
ground up and sold as "Fajita Spice"
We want the Norms to get down ON THEIR KNEES and worship us
as *GODS*, as we sneer and pee at them then deprive them
en masse of their useless and wasted lives.
We want the leaders of the other fake religions to spit upon
their religious icons before having their intestines tied to
the tails of wild horses, which would then be stampeded.
We want IT ALL, we want IT BAD, and we WANT IT NOW.
And we reserve the right to WANT MORE!
Subject: MUMTHRA SAYS THINGS ABOUT "rage"
nu-monet <email@example.com> wrote:
: We want Reverend Stang to give us every drop of his precious
: essence, every minute of every day, every thought, until
: we have sucked him dry and left the inedible parts of his
: withered corpse in the discount bin of an El Paso Wall-Mart,
: ground up and sold as "Fajita Spice"
We want NOTHING from Stang. We now want NOTHING from that bloated
LYING phlegm bag. Don't forget: he promised us FORTY ACRES AND A
at least I'm pretty sure he promised
KEVBOB a whore.
We were HAPPY to believe. We trusted him without ever expecting
SLIMY DECEITFUL WRONG THINGS to happen. Were we STUPID? I like to
think we were INNOCENT instead of purely dumb, wafting along the
scent trail of Slack, eager to embrace new frauds and phallic
fallacies. We DESERVED better than what we got, even if we didn't
deserve our very own whore.
What did we get? We got a tee shirt, a mug, a broken Dobbshead
combination bookmark and intercranial snothose that DOESN'T FUCKING
WORK, a keychain, an anti-adhesive bumpersticker, a glow-in-the-dark
squirt gun that--OOPS!--fires real bullets when you play flushin
roulette, a disgusting drug habit, an inability to talk to women who
are BEING PAID to help us do things, a set of rusty pins that draw
faggots and a ballpoint pen that doesn't draw ANYTHING.
That Stang person needs to do LESS. MUCH less.
He needs to mutter along with his little radio show and STOP THIS
HORRID MANIPULATION OF INNOCENT LIVES.
Stang is a bad, evil, evil, evil, evil man.
This was probably from Mumthra.