Subject:rage

Date:1998/11/27

Author:nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

 

Why do the SubGenii Rage?

We want MORE SLACK.

We want Reverend Stang to give us every drop of his precious

essence, every minute of every day, every thought, until

we have sucked him dry and left the inedible parts of his

withered corpse in the discount bin of an El Paso Wall-Mart,

ground up and sold as "Fajita Spice"

We want the Norms to get down ON THEIR KNEES and worship us

as *GODS*, as we sneer and pee at them then deprive them

en masse of their useless and wasted lives.

We want the leaders of the other fake religions to spit upon

their religious icons before having their intestines tied to

the tails of wild horses, which would then be stampeded.

We want IT ALL, we want IT BAD, and we WANT IT NOW.

And we reserve the right to WANT MORE!

 

 

Subject: MUMTHRA SAYS THINGS ABOUT "rage"

Date:1998/11/29

Author:Mumthra <nospamum@radix.net>

 

nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

: We want Reverend Stang to give us every drop of his precious

: essence, every minute of every day, every thought, until

: we have sucked him dry and left the inedible parts of his

: withered corpse in the discount bin of an El Paso Wall-Mart,

: ground up and sold as "Fajita Spice"

FUCK THAT.

We want NOTHING from Stang. We now want NOTHING from that bloated

LYING phlegm bag. Don't forget: he promised us FORTY ACRES AND A

WHORE.

at least I'm pretty sure he promised

KEVBOB a whore.

We were HAPPY to believe. We trusted him without ever expecting

SLIMY DECEITFUL WRONG THINGS to happen. Were we STUPID? I like to

think we were INNOCENT instead of purely dumb, wafting along the

scent trail of Slack, eager to embrace new frauds and phallic

fallacies. We DESERVED better than what we got, even if we didn't

deserve our very own whore.

What did we get? We got a tee shirt, a mug, a broken Dobbshead

combination bookmark and intercranial snothose that DOESN'T FUCKING

WORK, a keychain, an anti-adhesive bumpersticker, a glow-in-the-dark

squirt gun that--OOPS!--fires real bullets when you play flushin

roulette, a disgusting drug habit, an inability to talk to women who

are BEING PAID to help us do things, a set of rusty pins that draw

faggots and a ballpoint pen that doesn't draw ANYTHING.

That Stang person needs to do LESS. MUCH less.

He needs to mutter along with his little radio show and STOP THIS

HORRID MANIPULATION OF INNOCENT LIVES.

Stang is a bad, evil, evil, evil, evil man.

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This was probably from Mumthra.