Subject: Re: no such thing as gerbil sex

Date: 14 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: tarla@xtra.co.nz

Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

 

 

On Thu, 11 Mar 1999 20:57:50 -0800, "ICEKNIFE" <iceknife@lanminds.com>

wrote:

 

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>tarla@xtra.co.nz wrote in message <36e88e78.866235126@enews.newsguy.com>...

>>On Thu, 11 Mar 1999 13:37:52 -0600, "Joshua Sternum"

>><jjkrause@students.wisc.edu> wrote:

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>>>So, how do we do it? In four words:

>>>CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR!

>>

>>You rang?

>>*****

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>BABYCAKES! I AM FOR MISSING OF YOU PLENTY TOO MUCH!!!!!

 

Mee Too! I am about missing your face in this place.

>

>How's the NZ scene? Having big fun?

 

Well it all depends upon what one considers "big fun." The Bearded Guy

gave me some big fun last night but I could have gotten that back in

Oklahoma. New Zealand isn't about big fun unless you like outdoorsy

shit...which I do.

 

>Tell us neeto things!

 

I am catching many large feesh and eating them too. It's right purty

country, though the people are a little bigoted. Actually, the bigotry

and the fact that it seems to be taking me forever and a day to find

all the supplies I need for my work are the only frustrations in my

day...that and being extremely poor once more. Immigrating is

expensive. If I ignore those negatives, well, it's just perfect. It's

the 50's socially and the nineties technologically. Kiwis are sorta

cute in their innocence and their understanding of their place in the

world. I'm torn here. If I bitch about the place, then it reflects

badly on my choice. If I don't bitch...can I really be a SubGenius?

*****

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my

suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that

jacket'? She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone

'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have

to kill you too.'

*****