Subject: Re: "Bob" killed my IRC log!

Date: 09 Sep 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: revjack@radix.net (RevJack)

Organization: the Minivan Clench

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

Previously, Modemac wrote:

: Could someone be a sweetie and post their log from IRC? I know there are at

: least two other people who logged it. Don't email me - POST it. Share it with

: everyone. After all, we're all such a bunch of warm, tender, caring, sharing

: folks...

Here's my end of it.

Session Start: Sun Sep 08 20:28:59 1996

*** Now talking in #subgenius

<RevJack> I have been *IDENTIFIED*

* ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<TheCharli> HiJack...

<RevUni> now the fucker is msging me...oh GEEZ.

<RevFink> Hey charlie

<SisRose> ees the Rev Jack!

<RevJack> I am not a number! I am a free man!!!

<TheCharli> golFUR...

<RevFink> Hey RevJack

<RevJack> Seestair Rosah!

<TheCharli> Unit unit...

<RevJack> Yo Feenk

<SisRose> freedom is an illusion

<golFUR> what...

<RevJack> Illusion is Freedom

<SisRose> woo hoo!

<RevUni> UM

<TheCharli> Hey Jack.. my best friend's email is Units123 ..

<RevUni> HI TO ALL WHO HATH ENTERED

<RevJack> Everyone is "free", all the time. It's those Liberties that muck

things

up.

<RevUni> im giving GGG instructions on how to get here via undernet...BRB

<TheCharli> Uni... undernet won't work... I think..

<ICEKNIFE> this no ops, no topic change shit SUCKS!

<ICEKNIFE> Who the FUCK is DEVOLVER???

<golFUR> dev is pretty cool

<RevFink> Said he'd be here

<RevJack> Beatles album, I think.

<SisRose> kill first, questions later

<TheCharli> Ice.. I know... but if you guys had registered (hint hint) we

could have

used #slack..

<RevUni> Charlie: he is ON undernet...im telling him how to get HERE.

<RevUni> :)

<TheCharli> Ah.. Uni.. I understand..

<RevJack> Howdy Ice, how's it hangin'

<TheCharli> BRB...

<RevJack> Why is everyone burping?

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[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<SisRose> they ate their crow too fast

<RevJack> I'm sick. Pity me.

<golFUR> not me, its the clorox i had earlier

* RevJack coughs pitifully

<SisRose> jack, you worked too hard, eh?

<SisRose> resistance was lowered

<ICEKNIFE> Hey Jack... 'scool... wassup?

<RevJack> Rose, too much cavorting in the rain I think

<ICEKNIFE> Hey, doan die!

* golFUR hand jack a little pity in a cge

<golFUR> cage too

<RevJack> Thanks golFUR

* RevFink will be back in a few

*** Joins: irc (modemac@sunspot.tiac.net)

* RevJack eats the cage

<RevJack> Yo Modemac

<irc> Whao - people!

<SisRose> Modemac!

*** Quits: RevFink (We gotta lotta lotta lotta hard work today we gotta rock

at the

Government Center)

<RevJack> Ewwwww....PEOPLE

<irc> Err...maybe I should correct myself.

<irc> Whoa - THINGS!

<SisRose> better

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[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<irc> Did someone leave a marker or lurker on Undernet to let people know

we're

here?

<RevJack> Quick, somebody ask where Meg is, demand her presence, or she'll

feel bad

<RevUni> IM THERE

<RevUni> :)

<irc> Okay.

<SisRose> hey where is MEgaliz?

<RevJack> Modemac - I think Dyna's on the job

<ICEKNIFE> Uni, is the Undernet topic set?

<irc> It's early yet, Sisrose.

<RevUni> i just gave GGG instructions on how to get here.

<golFUR> there are a few of us on undernet still

<SisRose> oh, but Jack....we NEED meg!

<RevUni> no topic, ICE.

<RevUni> better that way

<RevJack> WE WANT MEG

*** Joins: Rev_Bubba (~rev_bubba@dialup27.cbnet.ns.ca)

<irc> That's why we've got to keep an eye on Undernet and make sure everyone

sucked here.

<golFUR> heya bubba :)

<SisRose> howdo bubba

<ICEKNIFE> ok, well, send ovwer the straglers, ok?

<RevUni> GGG is on his way

<Rev_Bubba> heya gol

<RevJack> a-hyuk a-hyuk

<RevJack> gaw-lee

<RevUni> Im doin my duty...dont worry bout it!

* golFUR kicks the shit outta bubba in a congenial sort of way

<SisRose> wow, I didn't know that could be spelled!

<irc> RevJack imitating Goofy.

<RevJack> Ah kin spail ennathin

<Rev_Bubba> hey at least you'e friendly about it, eh.

<SisRose> he may get *too* friendly

<irc> Or as Robin Williams once said, "Wow, it's Pluto having an orgasm!"

<SisRose> think yer a gator or sumpin

<RevJack> Mickey is a mouse...Donald is a duck...Goofy is a...a...

<TheCharli> I'm back. Did you miss me? I knew it...

<Rev_Bubba> nah, that's when i get out the bullwhip..

<golFUR> dog

<golFUR> bullwhips are for the humans bubba

<RevJack> Charlie, we were pining for you

<irc> If Goofy is a dog, then what is Pluto?

<SisRose> hahahahah

<golFUR> dog also

*** Joins: MegEliz (MegEliz@dialin37.annex4.radix.net)

<RevJack> Heya toots

<RevUni> MEG!

<SisRose> MEGELIZ!!!!!!!!

<irc> Then why can Goofy talk and Pluto can't?

<golFUR> i worked at WDW for a while, we were briefed on all this

<irc> Maybe because Goofy got Slack...

<MegEliz> Hiya. Early bird's special again?

<TheCharli> I feel so ... pinged...

<SisRose> autism?

<ICEKNIFE> Look, it's like Narnia, ok? Talking dogs and NONtalking dogs.

<golFUR> cos pluto is a pet and goofy walks upright

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Megger!

<Rev_Bubba> they still havent figgered out how to light the soggy matches,

gol...i

think you sold me some defective slaves here...

<irc> There was a time when I really wanted to work for Disney. Even applied

the Disney store...

<golFUR> you never paid up anyways, so what're you crying about ?

<RevUni> this sounds like the Goofy argument in "Stand By Me"...sheesh.

<golFUR> you owe me next to nothing still

<Rev_Bubba> hey, the cheques in the mail!

<SisRose> I was hired at the Anaheim disneyland....I couldn't go through with

<golFUR> uhmmmmm, i didnt tell you were to mail it....

<Rev_Bubba> i could only work for disney if i was always stoed...no other way

<SisRose> the rules are intended to lap over into your every waking moment

<irc> That was when I'd fallen under the Disney spell. I'd seen Who Framed

Roger

Rabbit (still love that movie) and went to both Disneyland and Disney World in

the space of one year. I fell for it, hook line and sinker...

<MegEliz> Disney is evil. It's just that simple.

<Rev_Bubba> stoned even

<SisRose> agreed, Meg

<irc> ...but eventually I snapped out of it.

<RevJack> Charlie - 160 CPS, eeewwwwwwwww

<irc> The Disney Store wouldn't take me, so I worked at a movie theater

instead.

And thus I learned the truth.

<MegEliz> They almost bought Virginia.

*** RevUni is now known as Reverend_Unibomber

<Reverend_Unibomber> KOOL!

<RevJack> 130 CPS

<SisRose> the HAVE bought Anaheim!

<TheCharli> holy shit Jack.. that sucks!

<Reverend_Unibomber> no 9 character limit! oooh, i LIKE this.

<SisRose> now there are "the fringes"

*** Joins: geegeegee (~gggor@dialup-01-025.austin.io.com)

<MegEliz> Nice LONG nick there

<RevJack> "DCC Get timed out..."

<MegEliz> GGGGGG!!!!!

<Reverend_Unibomber> GGG, glad to see ya made it OK!

<SisRose> GGG

<geegeegee> Thiss muzz be deplaice...

<RevJack> GGG you old asshuffer!

*** irc is now known as Let_see_j

<Let_see_j> Hmm.

*** golFUR is now known as a

<a> oops

<Let_see_j> How come you have a long handle and I don't?

<geegeegee> That's Mister assshuffer to you bubba!

*** Let_see_j is now known as Modemac

*** TheCharli is now known as TheCharlie

<RevJack> MASSAH asshuffer SUH

<RevJack> Hooray for the fully named Charlie!

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Gordo

<Modemac> Hmm. Maybe it's because I'm using Unix IRC and you're probably

using

something else...

*** a is now known as golFUR

<geegeegee> Cap'n Massa Chief Assshuffer Boss!

<MegEliz> Who is cranky right now? Hmm?

<golFUR> bye the way, you cant have a semicolen in your nick

<RevJack> I'm sick and cranky, you stupid fucks

<Rev_Bubba> heya gord...er...mister assshuffer, knock kneed, loose lipped,

buck

toothed, pasty faced hole in the earth...sir.

<Modemac> I'm probably more sick and cranky.

<SisRose> I think that nick is WAY too long jack

* golFUR is outta her efor a while, be back in about half an hour

*** Quits: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp008.accessnv.com]: EOF from client)

<geegeegee> Hey Ice, can't believe things were so easy...everyone must be

watcjing

football games or something.

<MegEliz> no GGG it's always like this

<MegEliz> For now

<RevJack> Watching the Redskins die again

<MegEliz> hail to the deadskins

<Modemac> 3G: Apparently, another.net isd very small - there are only four

servers. So that means they are linked much more tightly.

<RevJack> Charlie - no dice

<geegeegee> Yaaaaaaas SuH MassaH Bubba jess what de fuck am it you be wishin'

fa'????

<RevJack> Hail to the foreskins

<ICEKNIFE> brb

*** Joins: slvrbwlr (rfrguy@RAS38.INTEROZ.COM)

<ICEKNIFE> need CAFEEEEEEEEN

<Modemac> On a BIG IRC net like Undernet, it's a big messy intricate network.

And

when one goes down, a bunch of other points go down.

<MegEliz> I have cafeeeeen

<Rev_Bubba> coffeeee gooood

<MegEliz> AND CHOCOLATE

<Modemac> Since there are only four servers here, you don't get that.

<SisRose> slvr

<MegEliz> OOGA

<Reverend_Unibomber> i have coffee...but need more SOON

<Rev_Bubba> this [pr is even better

<geegeegee> Modemac: That's about the best piece of news I've heard

lately...last

couple of weeks were a dobbsdammned didassedher

<SisRose> all out of ice tea

<Rev_Bubba> pot

<RevJack> Rose, wipe your chin

<Rev_Bubba> fuck my fingers.

<SisRose> oh, thanks..

* RevJack feels like James Brown on acid tonight

<SisRose> but bubba, you gotta hook

<Rev_Bubba> a hook?

<MegEliz> OOooo

<RevJack> UNH hit me

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[Agent_Wilco SOUND]

<geegeegee> Man I just chased a HUUUUGE Cappachinga with a Biiig glass of

assed

tay, mah Gawd I'ze ready to testify or blow a headgasket!! Praise Frop...er

Bob! Yeah thatit...praise Bub

* MegEliz slaps Jack about the neck and head

<RevJack> UNH

<Reverend_Unibomber> brb...need more coffee enstuph

<RevJack> take me to the bridge

<SisRose> take me to the river

<Agent_Wilco> Coke is the answer

<Modemac> 3G: That means something else, too. It means that ONCE AGAIN, the

Church of the SubGenius moves away from the mainstream! They've got thousands

of people over on the big IRC now, but WE've found a quiet niche that not many

people know about. Yet.

<RevJack> YES MORE COFFEE NEVER ENOUGH COFFEE

<Modemac> Oh, and by the way, is this channel being logged yet?

<Agent_Wilco> Well then, I shouldn't tell them ,then>

<Rev_Bubba> jack...you need to discover decef man....

<Rev_Bubba> decaf

<MegEliz> I've secretly switched him to decaf...

<MegEliz> Will he notice?

<RevJack> Charlie - give it up! It ain't in the stars.

<SisRose> if he does you going to get some bitch slappin

<Rev_Bubba> not till that yuppie next door tries fucking his leg....

<RevJack> Try UPS

<RevJack> FEDEX the bitch

<Rev_Bubba> then he gonna be pissed

<geegeegee> Mode: tHE key WORD IS yet i'M AFRAID, IN THESE PARLOUS TIMES THE

UNSURE AND UNSTEADY SURF THE NET INWARD TO THE HEARTH OF dOBBS...IT'S ONLY A

MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE LAG GETS TO BE....NO WAIT...GOTTA BE MORE

POSITIVE...DOCTOR SEZ CALM DOWN...TAKE MORE THEM PILZ....BEEERIYEBACH!

<TheCharlie> Gonna try another... be back..

<RevJack> Meg secretly replaced our coffee tonight with dishwasher soap

<RevJack> no shit

*** Parts: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<SisRose> no soap

<Agent_Wilco> lets watch

*** Joins: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<Rev_Bubba> ill stick with my pot

<Rev_Bubba> blow soap bubbles....

<MegEliz> Yummy scrubbing bubbles

<RevJack> Ride that capslock GGG

<RevJack> ride that dogie

<SisRose> I'll stick with bonging freon

<Modemac> Aaargh! There's that damn word again. "Surf."

<RevJack> Charlie - howzabout I try to send one to you?

<Rev_Bubba> stick my damn fingers in the light socket...

<Rev_Bubba> im a socket junkie

-> [TheCharlie] PING

<ICEKNIFE> bbl...

<geegeegee> dEECAFINATED COFFE OR TEA IS A PERVERSION, A DISASTER WHAT NEXT

DE-CANNIBINOLIZED pOT FOR THE YUPPIE lite SMOKERS GAAAAAAH...cAFFEINE IS THE

GIFT OF THE ELDER gODS TO THE SLUGGISH OF SOULD BUT FEVERED OF MIND AND

MOUTH!!

OH SHIT I been typing allthis in upper caste!

<Modemac> There is no such thing as "surfing the net." It's a stupid concept

coined by the Conspiracy to make the Net sound "hip" and "cool."

<Modemac> "Hey, dude, like wow! I'm surfin' the Net!"

*** Joins: N_X_K (emegas@206.117.228.41)

<MegEliz> ah the uppper caste

<RevJack> GGG CAPS RULE

<N_X_K> 'Evening, kids

<TheCharlie> Then what the fuck am I sitting on this stupid board for?

<geegeegee> Ytolling the net then, cyberspazming the net, noding the net???

<RevJack> Yo N

<MegEliz> I"m surFING~! I HAVE MY FEET ON THE SCREEN!

<Rev_Bubba> ggg...nah, ben and jerry are gonna buy up the entire arizona crop

year and come out with 88 flavours of pot...mark my words.

<Agent_Wilco> there's dick waggin on undernet, as usual

* ICEKNIFE surfs the net, but he also bathes there, and does other stuff

there...

but ICEKNIFE is a goddamn AI...

<MegEliz> THATS WHY I KNAT TYPE!

<Modemac> Translation: "Hey dude, like wow! I'm sitting in my underwear in

front

of my keyboard at 1 AM, sweating and yanking my pecker as I read

alt.sex.pedophilia!"

* ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people!!!

<Agent_Wilco> Is that wrong, modemac?

<RevJack> Charlie - DCC failed again

<geegeegee> Hey why else would I log on in baggies and a brightly colored

sports

shirt...I mean come on Modey!!!

<SisRose> I think it's a religion all on it's own

*** Quits: slvrbwlr (Bah bye)

<TheCharlie> I know Jack.. this program sucks..

*** Parts: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> YANKING IS WROGN????

<MegEliz> I'm so depressed.

<RevJack> Then let me be wrong!

<Rev_Bubba> shit...i feel so...

<geegeegee> DEPENDS WHAT YOU YANK AND HOW MUCH YOU YANK IT!!

<Rev_Bubba> so dirty.

<Modemac> Agent_Wilco: Problem is, the concept of "surfing" is really

different

from real life. That's why I despise it.

<Modemac> Hey, there's nothin' wrong with YANKING!

<Agent_Wilco> I modemac: I was talking about wanking it

<RevJack> Not in the least

<SisRose> or sitting in your underwear!

<MegEliz> OH. GooD!

<RevJack> or so I heard

*** Joins: TheCharli (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> That's a relief. I

<RevJack> I'm not wearing any chupachabras!

<N_X_K> Two new initiates might join the fold tonight, kids...Both are #trax

regulars.

<MegEliz> I'd hate to be ABNORMAL among you nice folks.

<MegEliz> I just wanna be hip...

<geegeegee> yEAH, i HATE HAVING TO LUG THIS GODDAMNED pc AROUND EVERY TIME i

START

SURFING THE NET OR GLEAMIN' THE tUBE, OF gLOOMING THE LUGE....1111

<SisRose> I'd like to sit in meg's underwear

<Modemac> The problem is trying to use a "hip cule" phrase like "surfing" to

make

it sound "cool."

<MegEliz> ROSE!

<MegEliz> Anytime!

<RevJack> Rose - take a number, babe!

<SisRose> yay!

<RevJack> damn

<Reverend_Unibomber> yo, im back

<RevJack> scooped again

<Modemac> MegaLiz: What? You mean you actually want to BE DIFFERENT?!?

Yecch!

<SisRose> my number is ONE when it comes to my PortuGAL!

<Rev_Bubba> shit, i need mre dugs...this is still making sense

<MegEliz> NONO. I wanna be like everybody else here!

<MegEliz> Just exactly!

<geegeegee> i'D LIKE TO be MEG'S UNDERWEAR...OLD LINE, "hONEY YOU SO GOOD

LOOKIN'

iF i WAS A WIZARD i'D TURN MYSELF INTO YOUR PANTIES!

<Modemac> Hey, someone pass that bowl o' frop over Bubba's way.

*** Parts: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp16.lanminds.com)

<MegEliz> BYE ICE!

<RevJack> Meg, he's gone

<MegEliz> Gee. People come and go so quickly here..

<Modemac> That must be an old line...it actually sounds original.

<MegEliz> WOO.

<RevJack> It's an in-and-out world

<MegEliz> Wizard of Oz

<geegeegee> i HAVE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY PROPER PLACE FOR THE NEXT PRE-XDAY

DEVIVAL IS A NICE QUIET LITTLE COFFEE SHOP IN aMSTERDAM

<Agent_Wilco> RevJack: pope1 is on undernet

*** Quits: Rev_Bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????)

<RevJack> Wilco - chase his ass over here

<MegEliz> Nono. Italy GGG.

<MegEliz> I wanna have it in Venice.

<MegEliz> Or Naples.

<geegeegee> OH MY THIS IS ALL SOOOO CONFEWSIN'

<Modemac> Not Malaysia?

<MegEliz> Okay or malaysia

<RevJack> GGG - only as long as everyone is *polite*.

<Agent_Wilco> RevJack: I told him

<Agent_Wilco> brb

<RevJack> Thanks, wilco

<N_X_K> Modemac:Dobbstown? Hell no, that's too obvious

<geegeegee> OKAY iTALY IS FINE WI' ME...BUT BY WAY OF aMSTERDAM AND THAT'S

FINAL...NOT NEGOTIABLE... LIKE gRANTLAND I SHALL BE UNYIELDING OR

SOMETHING....

<RevJack> Charlie - I'm sorry, I just don't need a 15-minute WAV file

<RevJack> STOP IT

<RevJack> PLEASE

<Modemac> No, not Dobbstown. Malaysia's a pretty big island -- it's got a

heck of

a lot more than Dobbstown.

<Modemac> I think.

* RevJack shoots TheCharlie

<RevJack> STAY DEAD DAMN YOU

<Reverend_Unibomber> hehehe

<TheCharli> but.. but... it's the Emmy's ... you're going to miss it!

* RevJack resurrects TheCharlie

<RevJack> heh heh

<TheCharli> It's a live feed... just for you.

<geegeegee> FOLKS, SERIOUSLY NOW I HAVE BEEN TO MALAYSIA AND IF THERE'S ONE

PLACE

WE DON'T WANNA HOLD A DEVIVAL IT'S MALAYSIA...THAT ENTIRE NATION...WITH THE

EXCEPTIONS OF THE DOBBSTOWN LEGIONS CANNOT TAKE a joke

<N_X_K> Modemac:Oh, shoor...Full of rich importers and slave labor you can

harass...Not as fun as harassing the Zombies, but you take what you can get

<RevJack> GGG - don't they have really big mosquitos there?

<geegeegee> believe me you do not i repeat not harras in malaysia

<N_X_K> GGG:And you're saying that Amsterdam CAN? Don't make me laugh.

Holland,

maybe.

<Modemac> So why did "Bob" choose Malaysia anyways?

*** Joins: pope1 (jonp@dialin7.annex4.radix.net)

<pope1> Hellooooo ppl!

<Modemac> Maybe because it's the last place anyone would expect to look for a

SubGenius?

<RevJack> Pope1! what up bro

<Reverend_Unibomber> the pope arrives!

*** Quits: TheCharli (Leaving)

<SisRose> hello Pope1!

<geegeegee> Yeah and I have a Malaysian scorpion I brought back the size of a

medium gawdamned lobster, I shit thee not a white

<Agent_Wilco> Ah! he *did* come!

<MegEliz> Pope1!

<pope1> RevJack Wuz up Slack?

<MegEliz> Jack is sick

<pope1> Mega! Cool!

<Agent_Wilco> jack Slack

<Reverend_Unibomber> Behold! He comes QUICKLY!

<MegEliz> Sicker than usual

<RevJack> Greetingz fellow RadNix

<RevJack> Slicker than usual

<geegeegee> NK...I'm saying that smoking dope in Amsterdam is fun and

legal...smoking dope in malaysia will get you fifteen years

<MegEliz> Quicker than usual.

<N_X_K> Modemac:No, because that was the only property he could get dirt

cheap...

<pope1> Boy has this night sucked...

<MegEliz> Yes..

<MegEliz> Yes.../

<MegEliz> Yes....?

<Agent_Wilco> Hell, people are cheap in malaysia too

<RevJack> Yah? You get hit my a bus yet?

<pope1> Three times I strike up conversations...

*** Joins: TheCharli (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> I KANT TYPEAJOJLKFJ

<geegeegee> like a chupacabra hey Pope1

<pope1> with cute girls...

<TheCharli> ah geez... I think I'm back..

<RevJack> sucking, with cute girls...yes...go on

<MegEliz> How do you know they're cute?

<N_X_K> GGG:I believe, in Holland, that they allow ANYTHING...People hack

their

systems inside and out, no one cares.

<pope1> and three times in a row...

*** TheCharli is now known as TheCharlie

<MegEliz> yes..?

<RevJack> They disembowel you?

<MegEliz> we're all EARS...

<pope1> I get kicked due to excessive flood!

<RevJack> They shit in your hair?

<MegEliz> Flooding..ooo...

<pope1> By some lamer named Giggles!

<SisRose> did you like a jail bride?

<geegeegee> The dutch are famous for the ir tolerance...were I not a Celtic

Brit I

would be a Hollander...or Diogones...I fwergit so much

<MegEliz> Giggles is in the house with you.

<geegeegee> The vagaries of a deterioration

<pope1> Sigh... okay whats going on here and where are the ops?

<MegEliz> Don't go in the basement!

<Reverend_Unibomber> Dr.Giggles

<SisRose> don't look in it's eyes!

<MegEliz> No ops babe.

<RevJack> No, it's okay Pope1, go into the basement...

<pope1> None!

<geegeegee> oops noopsoops!!!

<MegEliz> Don't listen to him It's dark down there.

<RevJack> no ops, no sops

* N_X_K decides to test out his old XDCC client again...

<MegEliz> It's so dark and CRREEEPPEEE

<pope1> What the 'ell is in the basement...

<MegEliz> You might trip on the stairs

<MegEliz> Giggles

<geegeegee> no cops no bottle tops

<SisRose> meg removed every other step

<geegeegee> no flops

<MegEliz> You might be impaled on popsicle sticks

* pope1 peers through the basement door...

<RevJack> Pope onna stick

<geegeegee> waddaya see Pope?

<SisRose> and the razor blades lining the wall

<MegEliz> Hear the shrieking sound?

<pope1> Ewwww!

<RevJack> that's just the wind

* pope1 listens...

<MegEliz> That's not your fathers rollerblades...

<geegeegee> what is that AWFUL SMELL??????

* RevJack gooses Pope1

<SisRose> emergency sprinklers spray rubbing alcohol

<MegEliz> OUCH!

<RevJack> it's my finger. Guess where it's been?

<pope1> Ahhhhh! You pay for dat jack!

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

<RevJack> Pope1 has mIRC!

<geegeegee> Javk: In Lou's stinky butt again???

* MegEliz slaps RevJack around a bit with POPE1

<pope1> Of course!

<RevJack> GGG - aw damn, was I that obvious?

<pope1> Hey! I am not a trout!

<geegeegee> Is that the same bloody trout you've been flapping for the last

five

weeks you guys???

<MegEliz> You have the gills for it Hon.

<Modemac> It gets more effective as it rots...

<pope1> It smells funny now..

<RevJack> Same one, it's almost *ready*

<TheCharlie> GGG .. sniff.... couldn't you tell?

<geegeegee> Jack: yes you were!

* TheCharlie has VIRC and can't slap anyone around...

<RevJack> BRB - coffee time again

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<geegeegee> I shoulda known Lou's butt would be in the goddamned basement, but

why

the hell did the pope Uno let it out...my fropstick went out!

<pope1> Arrrggg! I can't change the title!

<SisRose> hello Tommy

<pope1> Frop! Who's got frop!

<TommyK> Hiya. Praise Bob.

<MegEliz> Lou's butt IS the basement

<Modemac> Kill "Bob."

<geegeegee> This is NOT funny...wash that finger and shut that freakin' door

I'm sending all of you to Principal Nenslo's Office!!!

<pope1> Good "Bob"!

<SisRose> and it has a drive thru window

<Modemac> Preferably in a very messy way.

<N_X_K> OK, let's put this in Vii'VUiTReYA's maw and see if she rips it to

shreds

<N_X_K> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N

<N_X_K> #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the infamous

rECTUM

cAUDA. [610K]

<N_X_K> Ah, good, it works.

<N_X_K> Eh?

<geegeegee> I had a Rectum-Cauda once, a Brazilian model, ran on alcohol and

natural gas.

<pope1> They had one of those "Spin Bots" in #11-17teenz... kept landing on

me...

<geegeegee> Cause it smelled NOTHING like Lou's Butt!

<MegEliz> yes, p1...?

<RevJack> Oh c'mon Pope1, you didn't REALLY go there did you?

<MegEliz> Landing on you HOW exactly?

<pope1> It was all guys in the group!

<Modemac> What were you doing in #11-17teenz?

<MegEliz> Did it BITE?

<geegeegee> Landing on you WHERE exactly???

<RevJack> did it SMELL?

<MegEliz> pope1 FINGER ME.

<pope1> Yes Mega, and it hurt!

<N_X_K> This here is a so-called "game" from a demogroup known as rECTUM

cAUDA...It is pure bulldada, through and through, even if you don't know

Norwegian.

<geegeegee> was it Lou's Butt???

<MegEliz> See?

<pope1> There ya go mega.

<RevJack> Meg, calm down, plenty of time for that

<geegeegee> she loves that finger bit

<MegEliz> Rose don't approve of it.

* SisRose shakes my head NO

<SisRose> her head

<MegEliz> Have you tried it GGG?

<SisRose> her head

<pope1> oh boy...

<RevJack> his head

* TheCharlie shakes his head NO too, but hardly knows why..

<RevJack> somebody's head

<Modemac> If Lou's butt is the running topic of the night, then he has the

honor

of being ranked alongside the Dobbsbread mutant cattle offspring.

<MegEliz> Shake my head PULEEZE.

* RevJack shakes Rose's head for her

<MegEliz> It's reall loose!

<N_X_K> Its subtitle is "Ronald after drinking a can of Coke, and injecting a

fair

amount of fertilizer."

<SisRose> mmmmmmmm

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<MegEliz> brb

<Jovial> WoW

<Agent_Wilco> Coke and fertilizer

<Modemac> Injecting fertilizer?

<RevJack> Meg has to PEE

<SisRose> did I excite meg?

<pope1> Did I?

<Reverend_Unibomber> PEE

<SisRose> meg has to masturbate!

*** Jovial is now known as GenericSoul

<RevJack> Well, she's crossing her legs anyways

<geegeegee> Meg of course...I wasn't meaning that in a condemnatory mode... I

was

approving of your relationship with the digital digit!!

<SisRose> she's calling my name!

<Modemac> They injected bug spray in "Naked Lunch," but I haven't heard of

people

shooting feces before.

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<RevJack> YO LYNCH

<Modemac> 3G: I have never been a Tory, so don't condemn me.

<SisRose> hello lynch

<Agent_Wilco> Feces Shoot

<RevJack> Hey Lynch, you got a functioning email address yet?

<dflync01> hy the hell doesn't Subsite say which SERVER services were on?

<MegEliz> DAVEDAVEDAVE!!!!

<MegEliz> YYIYIYIYIYI

<dflync01> Uh, hold on, let me get dinner...

<RevJack> Because it's SEKRET

* pope1 pukes silently in the bushes...

<geegeegee> I'm only an ambulaH-tory Modemac

<GenericSoul> Whee

<N_X_K> The gameplay involves a bouncing head with four-inch teeth, sheep with

the

word "RAU" marked on them, and some of the most annoying voice samples you

will

ever have the privilege to hear.

<Modemac> And because we're just testing it out for the first time.

<Agent_Wilco> Shit shoot

<RevJack> Modemac is driving right now and huffing Whip-its

<MegEliz> pope1: go back to 11-17 and call yourself "poppy4U" see waht happens

<dflync01> Sekret. Jeez, I tried to look for this half an hour ago and went

half-mad.

<geegeegee> We got the tank from the frozen yogurt machine over here...Snavely

gets them fer us

<pope1> Ok mega...

<RevJack> then you're half sane. We'll fix that. C'mere.

<dflync01> My roommate last year kept insisting they were spelled whippet, not

like the Devo song.

<MegEliz> Dave: we were on undernet til this week

<RevJack> Whippets are horses

*** Reverend_Unibomber is now known as RevUni

<RevJack> duh

<Modemac> Actually, I'm hearing the TV in the other room, and the theme song

that

song by Fine Young Cannibals...

<dflync01> Yeah, I saw the sign over there.

<MegEliz> Geez: pope1 will you do anything I command?

<SisRose> tiny wrestling horses?

<dflync01> But fool I am, I tried EFnet first..

<RevUni> too LONG.

<geegeegee> dawgs actually, them whippets fellers

<RevUni> not right.

*** pope1 is now known as poppy4u

<dflync01> I didn't know this account HAD an IRC server until half an hour

ago..

<SisRose> wrestling dogs?

<MegEliz> Very good.

<Agent_Wilco> The British Bulldogs!

<RevJack> Hey Dave, what's up with that e-mail address?

<geegeegee> midget wresting doggs

<MegEliz> Huffing dogs

<poppy4u> Hell no meg.

<dflync01> Um, anyway, for whoever wask asking,

<Modemac> ...they were hardly a great rock group, but I see they found the way

immortality even though they'll never make another album. They do TV theme

songs.

<dflync01> Oh yeah, Revjack,

<RevJack> yes that's me

<dflync01> my address is dflync01@homer.louisville.edu.

<Modemac> And that's right, maybe someone should check on EFnet and see if

anyone

is hanging out over there.

<dflync01> It should be on my Usenet posts.. isn't it?

*** poppy4u is now known as pope1

<Agent_Wilco> EVERYBODY MAIL HIM!

<MegEliz> Pope1: okay now wrestle a nekkid dog.

<RevJack> thankee! Into the addrwss book...

<dflync01> Just like Mark Mothersbaugh.

<GenericSoul> This net sux

<pope1> Ain't got no nekkid dog...

<Modemac> Yeah, and Devo was even a one-hit wonder. But they certainly made

than one album.

<dflync01> This account has elm, pine, tin, and no disk quotas! Neat.

<MegEliz> FIND ONE.

<geegeegee> Isn't that a song by Bob Dylan...Just like a Mark Mothersbaugh

<RevUni> Pee Kitty posted to alt.slack that we'd be here...

<pope1> Where!!!!

<RevUni> I'm on Undernet sending the unknowing this way...

<dflync01> Oh, my newsfeed does ME a lot of good..

<Modemac> BTW, which TV theme songs have Mothersbaugh worked on?

<N_X_K> Modemac:Devolver should be in here about 6:30 to hand out autoops...

<MegEliz> In the BASEMENT of course

<dflync01> Uh, Rugrats, Pee Wee's Playhouse (with the Residents!!!)

<dflync01> Sliders, I think...

<pope1> There isn't exactly a nekkid dog depo around here ya know...

<SisRose> his latest is "Sliders"

<dflync01> Oh, do they have a new album out, or what?

<RevJack> Hey Dave, type "/nick Eraserhead"

<dflync01> (DEVO, I mean.)

* pope1 peers into the basement (again)

*** Quits: GenericSoul (If I had three wishes I'd kill just about

everyone...then

I'd bring them back...with the full knowledge of what had happened...then I'd

kill

them...again...)

<geegeegee> You soitenly were RevUni and may we all Praise you for being so

diligent...no go tell Stang how to get here while this thing is still working

<Modemac> Oy, he did RUGRATS?

* RevJack slowly moves towards Pope1

<RevUni> hehehe

<dflync01> Yesindeed. He's great at saccharine hummable riffs.

* pope1 pope1 hears the squeling and quickly leaves...

<Modemac> And "Sliders?" Typical SubGenius, all right. The shows don't get

high

ratings but they are really memoraby. Not just cookie-cutter sitcoms.

*** dflync01 is now known as aau

<N_X_K> BTW, if the 30-char nicks chop themselves down to 9 characters, try

/quote

nick (nickname) instead.

<RevJack> Good one Dave

* pope1 watches his back...

* RevJack sneaks up from the front

<Modemac> Though I'm told Rugrats is something like the #1 rated kiddie show

these

days...even beats out Animaniacs. <sob>

* pope1 slaps MegEliz around a bit with a large trout

*** TheCharlie is now known as TheFrigginCharlie

<geegeegee> I remember when we came off the Syrtis plain, there before us lay

vast escarpment of saccharin hummable riffs...it was goin' to be heavy going,

fer shure!

* MegEliz slaps pope1 around and around

<aau> @

<RevJack> RigRats is pretty popular in this house, dunno why

<pope1> woops! Sorry meg! I missed!

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

*** Modemac is now known as Reverend_Modemac

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

<MegEliz> I LOVE rugrats!

<Reverend_Modemac> Hey, it worked.

<pope1> Gotcha that time!

<RevJack> Anybody else think dirty thoughts about Christine Cavanaugh?

*** aau is now known as Aau_Shupe

<N_X_K> Also, another Anothernet shit to know: /quote map will show you all

four

servers, in case you want to skip to one directly and forget its name

*** Aau_Shupe is now known as AAU

<Reverend_Modemac> Eh, this handle is too generic.

<TheFrigginCharlie> Jack.. I will

<pope1> Not lately jack...

<RevUni> LOL

*** TheFrigginCharlie is now known as Thomas

<RevJack> That voice....

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*** Reverend_Modemac is now known as This_handle_is_a_test_to_see_h

<geegeegee> There's something about a hot, wet trout in the mroning...oh yes I

remember the first time I was awakend by the caress of a five pound Queen Anne

Laketrout...

<Agent_Wilco> ICE

<N_X_K> reIK

<Agent_Wilco> KNIFE

<pope1> I'm focusing on the pictures on these girls have given me tonight...

<MegEliz> ICE!

*** Thomas is now known as ThomasK-ODell

<ICEKNIFE> IT'S ALIVE!

<RevUni> ICE!

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<ICEKNIFE> IT'S ALIVE!

<RevUni> PK!

<RevJack> OK, who left the door unlocked

<AAU> Hey, Iceknife!

<RevUni> SHIT!

*** AAU is now known as AAU_Shupe

*** This_handle_is_a_test_to_see_h is now known as Modemac

<RevUni> THEY ALL COME HERE AT ONCE!

<MegEliz> "girls" p1 don't forget it.

<geegeegee> Welcome back Ice

<RevJack> Hello there, PeeKat!

<AAU_Shupe> How do I get the 30 character handles?

<MegEliz> Kitty!

<PeeKat> Sorry...<sniffing shoes>...that's me...

<AAU_Shupe> z

<AAU_Shupe> ?a

<AAU_Shupe> Line noise.. snifferbgrottle..

<RevJack> Dave - type in a long one, no spaces

<pope1> Don't worry about that Megaliz!

<geegeegee> aau shupeboop a doop

<AAU_Shupe> I did, and I turned into aau_shup. That wasn't what I wanted.

<N_X_K> Modemac:30 characters...Nobody listens to the old Anothernet IRCer

until

it's too late...

<MegEliz> Dave just wants ATTENTION

<Modemac> You type: /quote nick my_handle

<AAU_Shupe> Maybe it's my client?

<AAU_Shupe> And what's this N_X_K?

*** AAU_Shupe is now known as AAU_Shuperstar

<RevUni> hehe

<AAU_Shuperstar> Oh, FINALLY it works... jeez...

<geegeegee> throttle the bottle mateys and sail off with the subgleemies

aboard

their tust good ship another net...follow ther

<RevJack> Dave - hit it with a bigger hammer

<Modemac> Shuperstar? Aaaargh! Memories of old comic books come flooding

back!

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<geegeegee> aimless poinless, endless conversations

<AAU_Shuperstar> I was trying with a fork.

<PeeKat> AHHHHHH....TOO MUCH TALKING...!!!!

<RevJack> Hello there, PeeKat!

<ICEKNIFE> NOTICE: Darkman II at 10:PM tonight on cinemax

<MegEliz> Need some lag there, PK?

<RevJack> Ice - thanks for the warning

<MegEliz> FUCK!

<geegeegee> sorry I don't patronize cable

<RevJack> now?

<MegEliz> I jsut remembered something!

<PeeKat> No...just some sleep, Meg

<pope1> If we all leave and then come back... we can get ops in here and have

some

fun...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I didn't read comics back then, but my brother picked

up an

old issue of Jonah Hex, or something, and those comics are TRULY a wonder of

nature.

<MegEliz> My uncle is getting an EMMY.

<Agent_Wilco> Cable patronizes ME!

<MegEliz> Maybe!

<RevUni> PK: you STILL havent SLEPT?

*** ThomasK-ODell is now known as TheCharlie

<PeeKat> Pope: No we can't.

<MegEliz> Is that TONGIHT!?

<RevJack> Go look Meg, turn on the babble box

<AAU_Shuperstar> My uncle is a world-famous doctor, and rich as Croesus.

<pope1> Why not?

<ICEKNIFE> Megger: wut fer?

<PeeKat> Uni: Didn't ya get my email?

<MegEliz> Egypt!

<RevUni> oh yeah...oops

<geegeegee> you know this net is moving so fast and smooth you can ALMOST make

sense of it...and I'm not sure that's a GOOD thing!!!

<N_X_K> Cable patronizes itself, unless we end up doing a television ministry

over

it.

* RevUni has a bad memory

<MegEliz> He made a flim about Egypt!

* Modemac started reading comic books in the mid-70s, when they were probably

their lowest point. (Mainstream comics that is.)

<pope1> I admit it, I'm new to this stuff...

<RevJack> Shuperstar - not Eraserhea anymore?

<MegEliz> brb

<RevJack> head

<PeeKat> Pope: It's registered...NO ONE gets ops just by being here first.

That

keeps people like RevPsych from fucking things up.

<pope1> k

<RevJack> h

<ICEKNIFE> Modemac is a SNOB and thus misses all the REALLY good stuff!

<PeeKat> p

<geegeegee> y

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm tired of getting mail from Twin Peaks fans.

<RevJack> BIGO!

<Modemac> AAU Shuperstar had the same damn ad running for years...

<AAU_Shuperstar> And anyway, it wasn't that great a handle anyway..

* RevJack shoots himself in the dick

<ICEKNIFE> AAU: no you're not

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I've seen two different..

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<RevJack> thank you, iceknife

<PeeKat> Just write 'em back saying you stole the Tin Peaks idea from Wheaties

boxes...

<Modemac> Iceknife: What do you consider the really good stuff?

* pope1 laughs at rejack's pain and suffering

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, unless they offer me the script to captain beefheart

vs.

the grunt people..

<RevJack> tourniquet please

* RevJack laughs ar P1's spelling

<AAU_Shuperstar> (I STILL would love a copy of that, Iceknife!)

* PeeKat makes a torniquet out of piano wire

<TheCharlie> RevJack should be glad it's not snakebite

* pope1 hands RevJack a bandaid...

<Modemac> The 70s were the era of AAU Shuperstar...and the Hostess Twinkies

ads...

<RevJack> "Doc says you're gonna die"

* ICEKNIFE has the ONLY copy of it... hahahahahahahaha

<Modemac> They still had ads for those X-ray Specs back then, too, but they

were

fading out if I remember right.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Couldn't you photocopy it? Or SOMETHING?

<RevUni> XRya Spex...nice.

<ICEKNIFE> buy GRIT!

<PeeKat> Enzyme shot to the head fixes all neurological problems.

<RevUni> XRay Spex

<Modemac> Oh yeah. Grit.

<SisRose> germ free adolesence

<AAU_Shuperstar> I can send you a tape of my brother barking like a dog to the

tune of a DEVO song...

<ICEKNIFE> Why is this man smiling?

<Modemac> And, of course: "MUSCLES? In 7 days!" (Dream on!)

<pope1> Which man?

<geegeegee> I used to sell Grit

<PeeKat> I used to have phobias until I took an enzyme shot

<ICEKNIFE> charlie... HD full!!! jeez!

<geegeegee> now I get it in my salads

<RevUni> * BolshyBen pisses on a picture of bob

<AAU_Shuperstar> I used to collect stones in my coat pocket.

<N_X_K> I'll be back in :30. Going "down the hall" to #trax to see what the

acolytes have fixed for themselves this time.

<RevJack> GGG no way! NOBODY sold GRIT!

<RevUni> THAT GOT HIM KICKED, yo

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<PeeKat> BolshyBen was a fucker...

<RevUni> yeeeup

<TheCharlie> what is it with you guys and no HD space???

<PeeKat> I'm just glad he caught the tail end of my rant...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Per Un Amico isn't really THAT bad..

<RevUni> PERVERT is on UNDERNET

<Modemac> You mean there really WAS a magazine called GRIT? It was more than

that

old comic ad?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I've only got 100 megs.

<geegeegee> I sold Grit when I FIRST came to this great land, a simple peasant

boy

from the wilds of the Cape Peninsula

<AAU_Shuperstar> No wonder, really.

<PeeKat> SOMEONE GO GET HIM!

<RevUni> I will

<RevUni> :)

*** Parts: TommyK (~kgec@dialin17.parrett.net)

<PeeKat> We neeeeeed Pervert.

<ICEKNIFE> burpee FLOWER SEEDS

<AAU_Shuperstar> Sha na na is my big '70s memory.

<TheCharlie> it's not like we didn't teach him how to get here for about an

hour...

<AAU_Shuperstar> They had their own TV show on at 7:30. I watched it every

day.

<PeeKat> Yeah, but he seemd a little slow.

<RevUni> PK! Oh YES! She/he/it is COMING HERE!

<PeeKat> Kewl!

<RevJack> get out the tarps

<PeeKat> Hey...you can get on multiple servers? :-(

<RevUni> *thunk*

<MegEliz> Sigh. It's been on for over an hour.

<Modemac> Oh god, the memories. They HURT.

<geegeegee> Modemac: yeah it was a sort of apple-pie, none religious feelgood

mag

in a newpaper (Tabloid) format...it was pretty lame I remember

<MegEliz> I'll just bet they did the documentaries.

* pope1 pull's the pin and chucks a grenade into the basement.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Not at the same time. Unless you run two different IRC

connections.

<geegeegee> cloverne while salve

<AAU_Shuperstar> As far as I know.

<geegeegee> opps that's white salve

<Ackme> i think documentaries were last night

<Modemac> How about this one: "Captain Cool and the Kongs."

* RevJack sees something in the basement throw it back

<AAU_Shuperstar> Actually, I'm just talking out of my ass.. I don't know a

thing

about IRC.

<MegEliz> WHAT!

<MegEliz> Last night?

<PeeKat> What slave?

<ICEKNIFE> quiana

* pope1 screams, throws it back down....

<AAU_Shuperstar> White slavery?

<TheCharlie> AAU .. and here I thought it was your breath...

<Ackme> Yeah, before the "real" awards...

<PeeKat> white Slave?

<geegeegee> quiana reeves

<ICEKNIFE> leasure suit

<RevUni> Perv is gonna try and come here now...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Karen Ann Quinine?

<PeeKat> I loved her in superman

<geegeegee> no white salve. cloverine white salve you sold it along with Grit

<ICEKNIFE> Greensboro

<AAU_Shuperstar> My dad used to own a leisure suit. But I remember his Air

Force

shirt better. I wore it as a smock in gym.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I mean art. Duh.

<PeeKat> Don't SELL slaves...TRADE them. That way the govt stays out of your

face.

<Modemac> What happened when you poured the salv onto your copy of Grit?

<AAU_Shuperstar> #?3d

<PeeKat> #?#$098f?303d...

<geegeegee> It turned into a Burpee seed catalog or if you were lucky, a

Schwinn

bicycle

<AAU_Shuperstar> ?9rHey, is it just me, or does "feel your ginsana" strike

anyone

else as mildly suggestive?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Line noise, f'n line noise, man...

<PeeKat> MILDLY? Nope.

* RevUni laughs at you

<AAU_Shuperstar> And I'm still on a 14.4.. "?zI don't mind, though..

<PeeKat> I'm on a 28.8....CRIS is on a 14.4....grrr....

<PeeKat> Fscking backwards technoglogy...

* Modemac remembers this episode of "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" that

supposedly taught kids about rip-off scams - "sell this stuff and win a

bicycle"

was the theme.

* pope1 on 14.4

<geegeegee> mmmmm better go get more frappy...brb

<AAU_Shuperstar> yabadah. I don't know what U of L is on.

* MegEliz sneers at AAU's modem until she remembers that hers is also

<AAU_Shuperstar> Iglou had 28.8's though.

* pope1 wants a 33.6

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anybody remember the episode of Diff'rent Strokes with Mr. T?

* PeeKat wants a cyberdeck

<MegEliz> Sparky started school this week. Four days in we get a fundraising

packet.

<PeeKat> AAU: Of COURSE!

<AAU_Shuperstar> There was also the one where arnold wanted to have sex.

<MegEliz> It's her fourth day of school EVER.

<PeeKat> The short kid shaved his head...

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<AAU_Shuperstar> Jeezamongkla!

<Modemac> No, but I remember the episode where Mr. Carlson from WKRP appeared

as a

child molester...

* Linsky needs a perl expert...

<geegeegee> yeah it was part of the postwar ethos in middle america...kids

were

learning the work ethic bvy harassing family and friends' families into buying

cheap shit!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I remember that one too.

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<N_X_K> Hmm...

<pope1> You would not believe the crap they try to get us to sell mega...

<TheCharlie> I'e given a few necklaces in my day, but I'm no expert...

<PeeKat> "Would you like to buy a candy bar for my school program?"

<AAU_Shuperstar> I remember an episode where Willy from Alf played a pretty

scummy

guy an Roc.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I liked Roc.

<MegEliz> GGG: I'm gonna burn it if I don't think of anything more drastic.

<Modemac> They still do that, PeeKat. Only now the candy bars are $1.25 each.

<PeeKat> "Go back and tell your teacher he/she is a pimp, and you kids are the

whores."

<Linsky> Does anyone know perl???

<AAU_Shuperstar> I wish.

<geegeegee> charlie...never use whitwalls, radial burn slower

<Modemac> Sorry, Linsky...

<PeeKat> More like $2...around here.

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<TheCharlie> Perl, Perl, Perl .. never marry Perl...

<RevJack> Linsky - wha do you want to know?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Perl, perl perl. Don't give your love to earl.

<RevJack> damn, impatiient git

<PeeKat> Fscking school system...our taxes aren't enough....

<pope1> I know about perl-cgi linsky...

* N_X_K misses the Ben Stiller Show. And Skank.

<MegEliz> "we" are selling gift wrap.

* ICEKNIFE lights the giant FROPCONE

<geegeegee> perl one knit three

<TheCharlie> Sure Linsky... I'll help.///

<AAU_Shuperstar> Um, pope, better mail him..

<Modemac> I could never sell many of those damn candy bars. I always ended up

getting the cheep prizes - a bag of licorice or something.

<RevJack> Linsky be gone

<PeeKat> Who DOESN'T miss Ben Stiller...? And Get a Life!

* RevUni will BRB...gotta help PERVERT get on anothernet

<AAU_Shuperstar> I miss MST3K, myself.

<PeeKat> Jeez...Perv's NEVER gunna get here.

<PeeKat> Seent he movie, Dave?

<pope1> woops, to late...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anyone else have those old Flatt & Scruggs albums?

<MegEliz> Skully looks really really bad right now.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Nein! Is it on video?

<AAU_Shuperstar> From the Residents? Mr. Skull?

* RevJack bogarts the FROPCONE

<ICEKNIFE> Lester and Earl? Never heard of 'em...

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<MegEliz> Gimme that

<RevJack> LIL!!!

<MegEliz> PLIL!!!

<N_X_K> AAU:Feh. When Joel left, Michael J. Nelson took over and killed the

show

from the inside.

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya PLIL

<geegeegee> PLIL

<P-Lil> Good freakin' evening.

<PeeKat> Dave: Seen MST3K, the movie, yet?

* RevJack pretends to give ops to P-Lil

<AAU_Shuperstar> They must've had about fifty albums. And every one of them

had

the theme to the beverly hillbillies on it.

<geegeegee> frek even goodning plil

* P-Lil pretends to be grateful

<PeeKat> Getting a bit of lag right now...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Peekat: No! Is it on video?

<Modemac> Now THAT'S scary.

<RevUni> sheesh

* TheCharlie pretende to have TRIED to give ops to P-lil, but RevJack beat him

it...

<P-Lil> Never mind me. I'm still trying to decide whether I like or hate acid.

-> [PeeKat] PING

<AAU_Shuperstar> Mike killed the show? Come on, the Violent Years? Danger

Death

Ray?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Any of the Season Seven's I've seen?

<N_X_K> PK:I have. It's been to dumbed-down of late; the movie proves it. The

new

series on Sci-Fi might prove it even more.

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK, the skits were lame, but...

<PeeKat> Jeez...you guys aren't coming through...c'MON, anothernet.....

* RevJack admires TheCharlie's computational skills

* pope1 pretends he could change the topic to "Home of the Dead, bloody

trout!"

<AAU_Shuperstar> I've never had acid. My brother told me he'd get me some,

but he

lied.

<geegeegee> PLIL; I know what you mean...jiust depends on whther you got

twelve

hours free in a single stretch

<ICEKNIFE> is my cafeeeen here yet?

<RevUni> SHIT!

<AAU_Shuperstar> The movie was DELIBERATELY dumbed down to try to maximize

"commercial potential"...

<Modemac> Discussion of MST3K here? Bleah. C'mon, they talk about MST3K all

over

the Net! Got newsgroups for it.

* TheCharlie is really really impressed with himself too

<Modemac> Let's talk some more about GRIT!

<RevUni> PeeKat: Pervert is using GNN...wont be able to get here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> No they don't. I've been to those newsgroups, and they NEVER

talk about MST3K there.

<ICEKNIFE> smoke bombs

-> *Ackme* Hey, why so quiet?

<PeeKat> No, not yet...it's still in theaters! It's touring, reel to reel,

kinda

like the RHPS.

<ICEKNIFE> snappy gum

<N_X_K> Modemac:I feed any fires that burn. And I don't read usenet, so I no

care.

<geegeegee> What is there to talk about....it sucked

<ICEKNIFE> itching powder

<P-Lil> GGG: Yeah. I'm used to coming DOWN in three or four hours. But waking

and finding I'm still whacked.... ugh.

<TheCharlie> What is MST3K?? I got a sound file in by that name but don't know

anything about it..

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, they talk more about alicia silverstone on

alt.fan.alicia-silverstone...

<pope1> Megaliz, RevJack: youguys ever see any other Radnix out here?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

<RevJack> P1 - not yet

<AAU_Shuperstar> A guy and some robots make fun of really bad movies.

* RevJack wanders off to drain the lizard - BRB

<Modemac> All right then, if you want 70s nostalgia...how about those public

service commercials that taught kids how to serve the CON? "A Public Service

Message From Your Local Dairy Council."

<TheCharlie> Ah.. I see ,,,

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey, has anyone heard Dick Vaughn's Moribund Music of the

'70s?

<PeeKat> Hello? You guys still there? <grumble>

<AAU_Shuperstar> They rerun all those

<geegeegee> you mean a really bad guy and really bad robots make fun of...etc

don't youAAU

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yes, we're sure as hell here, you must be magged.

<N_X_K> TC:Err...Mystery Science Theater 3000. Facetious movie parody show.

Don't

see anything that has the moron with the green jumpsuit in it

<ICEKNIFE> I HAVE COFFEE

<AAU_Shuperstar> lagged, I mean.

<ICEKNIFE> DESPAIR, ALL YE WHO ENTER!

<PeeKat> Shiiiiiiiit! ALL CAME THROUGH IN ONE BIG FUCKING BURST! STOPSTOPSTOP!

* Modemac wondered why the Dairy Council was so intent on broadcasting its

message

to kids...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Coffee? I love coffee?

<MegEliz> is it ping time????

<P-Lil> AAU: Yeah.... Dick Vaughn deserves to be made into a bag of pork

skins.

<geegeegee> I don't remember the seventies too much...

<pope1> oh boy!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anyway, Negativland rebroadcast ads for blockbuster movies,

etc.

*Ackme* sorry, just checking somewhere else for something

<TheCharlie> I was out that decade..

<N_X_K> Meg:Try changing servers.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I was four when the seventies ended.

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<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey! Friday!

<TheCharlie> Friday!

<Modemac> I was still young and naive and impressionable in the 70s. I was 10

when Star Wars came out.

<N_X_K> Friday

<P-Lil> Hey Friday! *hugs*

<MegEliz> Quit whining PK Nobody is lagged!

<ICEKNIFE> Friday, you crusty old bandersnatch!

<Friday-j> My "Bob"! What a crowd!

<geegeegee> Friday...how nice rub against you digitally

<Modemac> Hey, Friday. GGG here actually sold GRIT.

<pope1> o secs megalz (damn)

<pope1> megaliz

<ICEKNIFE> I sold Burpee Flower Seeds

<Friday-j> GGG could sell Grit to a grit-excreter, I'm sure.

<TheCharlie> I was a bell ringer...

-> [PeeKat] PING

<AAU_Shuperstar> But I didn't really enjoy the '80s

<ICEKNIFE> Did a VERY brisk trade in Morning Glory and Baby Hawaian Woodrose

<geegeegee> hey I only did it for a summer, then I got counciling and started

going to sunday school and hanging out with allthe right kind of people and

that bad habit never returned

<RevJack> PeeKay - 3 secs on you now. Way to catch up! What you burning in

that

thing, Nitro or something?

<Friday-j> Can't buy Morning Glory around here anymore. Hafta pick it wild.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm wearing a button-down white shirt that I haven't ironed

the two years I've owned it.

<Friday-j> Hi P-Lil! Kiss kiss!

<Modemac> 3G: So when did you start hanging out with all the WRONG people?

<PeeKat> Grumble...you're still coming through in bursts, guys.

<P-Lil> GGG: You're single-handedly responsible for every gritty bit of

spinach

I've ever had, you know this?

<N_X_K> IK:The very thought of the name "Burpee" makes me think of something

that

pinks would find obscene

<TheCharlie> friday.. we can ship you some, but you hafta meet the boat at

midnight...

<RevJack> Hey Friday! Flonk Flonk!

<PeeKat> Okay, let's catch up...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Change servers?

<Modemac> Try another server, PeeKat. Works fine here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> It makes me think of diapers.

<P-Lil> Friday: Smooches!

<PeeKat> Uni: Yeah, I heard...sucks! Oh well, his loss.

<PeeKat> Lil & Friday: Hey! What the fuck's up?

<Friday-j> Charli - Thanks but it grows wild EVERYWHERE here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> SPAZMO!

<MegEliz> brrb

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<AAU_Shuperstar> (uh, it's a term of extreme affection.)(

<P-Lil> PeeKat: What do you mean?

<Friday-j> PeeKat - My fuck is currently sideways, thank you for enquiring.

<PeeKat> Uni and All: I'm not lagged...there's just a bottleneck somewhere

that

caused a blockage followed by a burst.

<TheCharlie> ICE ... lighten up your HD a little.. I don't have this stuff...

<RevJack> I left my fuck in Canarsie

<AAU_Shuperstar> I've had NO fucks at all for 20 years.. but I'm trying to

change..

<P-Lil> SubGenius chat without lag. Ugh. Where's the toilet?

<RevJack> Lil - LOL

<AAU_Shuperstar> I did have a transcendent spiritual experience while beating

off

the other day, though..

<P-Lil> VERTIGO! VERTIGO! I'm getting *queasy*...!

<Modemac> I think 3G sold it.

<TheCharlie> I think I used up 20 years worth of fucks in my 20's ..

<PeeKat> I thought beating off WAS a transcendant experience...

<RevJack> Better than sex!

<pope1> http://204.157.139.14

<Friday-j> Beat on! Beat off! The Beater!

<AAU_Shuperstar> This went way beyond wank, wank, wank, squirt, that's for

sure.

<PeeKat> AAU: I know whatcha mean, actually...

<P-Lil> Ah, sex, a topic I can appreciate.

<Friday-j> Try wank, squirt, wank, squirt, wank for a change.

<P-Lil> I'm like a camel. I go for ages without a drop, but when I stop to

drink I

guzzle.

<geegeegee> Modemac: I got to the US spent my first summer selling Grit and

learning to be a merkin and then when I got into high school I found that

there

were two kinds of girls who hung out with two kinds of guys...jock or black

leather-jackets hoodlums...the girls who ran with the hood looked a lot

cooler...Itook my Grit money, bought a lether jacket and a pair of Sear and

Roebuck engineer boots, applied the grease to my hair and crossed into the g

<RevJack> good god GGG

<AAU_Shuperstar> In fact, all my be3ating off has been better in the last

couple

weeks.

<PeeKat> AAU: Ever read my rant about the andgasm? (Insert PLUG for WEBSITE

here)...that was inspired by a trancendental masturbation experience...

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm a GUY, Friday! I can't DO]Fc?x thaat!

<Friday-j> GGG - You were a merkin! Cool! Could I wear you sometime?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, it was damn neat.

<AAU_Shuperstar> PeeKat, I mean.

<P-Lil> I'll take a week off, meet up with someone, and fornicate for a week

straight.

<Friday-j> AAU - Try it, you'll like it.

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<RevFink> hi

<PeeKat> AAU: Sure you can! Just slow down the tempo a bit.

<P-Lil> GGG: Just like the kid in Grease 2!!!

<RevJack> howdeedo

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I can't exactly rant about it, because it's not

expressible

in words right now.

<PeeKat> Then gradually speed it up.

<RevJack> Make it last

<N_X_K> GGG:How long did you get away with it before they found you out and

revealed for what you were?

<PeeKat> Pretty soon, you'll be up to wanksquirtwanksquirtwanksquirt speed

<AAU_Shuperstar> All kinds of thoughts were rushing tyhrough my head that I

never

thought of by myself.

<Friday-j> RevJack - Do you forgive my slurs on your family made earlier this

week?

<geegeegee> Friday: Sure and you know what, if I had magical powers I'd turn

myself into your panties ma'am

<RevJack> Dave, nono, don't do it NOW

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, the problem is, I get these sores on my Dworkin.

<TheCharlie> JACK!

<RevJack> Friday - I think I missed that. Anything good?

<Friday-j> GGG - You DO have magical powers, GGG! Why, my knees, they're

moving

farther and farther apart as though by magic!

<PeeKat> AAU: So change it out every once in a while

<TheCharlie> AAU ... you should TAKE OFF the gloves first...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Change it out? I don't get your drift.

<Friday-j> Jack - Are you still the mother of your father or what?

<PeeKat> Remove the old one, put in a new one.

<PeeKat> Comprendez?

<AAU_Shuperstar> I don't even wear gloves, man. It's just the extreme

abrasion

that does it. Hurts hell of a lot.

<geegeegee> what you mean they still haven't found out....I learned the true

secret of success from those guys and how to steal gas, go to mexico and get

drunk...what else was there at age fifteen

<Friday-j> AAU - Try Stang's Butt Butter - makes everything go soooo smooooth

...

<RevJack> Ah that. Truth don't hurt!

*** Joins: martyr (ircle@max2-gg-ca-26.earthlink.net)

<PeeKat> AAU: You're supposed to use lube...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I've been thinking I should try some sort of

lubricant..

<RevJack> ME BIG BOY ME NO FRAID LITTLE GIRL

<ICEKNIFE> a MARTYR! KILL it!!!!

<Friday-j> AAU - The best naturally secreted lubricant is actually snot.

<Modemac> It's a lot harder to go to Mexico when you live in New England.

<geegeegee> Maybe thirty weight canola/avocado oils

<TheCharlie> AAU ... try Soft Scrub.. it'll get yuo clean at the same time.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, that's great, I've got a hell of a cold right now.

<Modemac> And going to Canada just doesn't have the same kind of thrill to it.

* RevJack beats his chest

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'll try it tomorrow.

<martyr> martyr hucks a stone back at ice!

<PeeKat> Yeah! Kill the martyer!

<PeeKat> No, like this...

<N_X_K> Careful, this Martyr's from Earthlink.

<geegeegee> that's because you guys don't drive fast enough Modemac

* PeeKat hucks a stone back at matyr

<martyr> ouch...

<Friday-j> GGG - We do have the thrill of international waters through.

<PeeKat> Cool! "A preacher in town for a sermon was gunned down in St. Pete" -

The

News

<geegeegee> Oh foo I can get an enema any time

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, in this case I think Jocelyn Elders really COULD have

helped

me.

* Friday-j tickles the martyr on the tip of its chinny-chin-chin

<Friday-j> GGG - International fizzy waters perhaps?

<martyr> martyr huffs and puffa, etc.

<martyr> puffs

<geegeegee> Dobbsalmighty my screen is bursting with spurts of postings, like

Stang

<Friday-j> Martyr - what are you puffing?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Soft Scrub? SOAP! Why didn't I think of that?

<PeeKat> Pffa the magic dragon...

<PeeKat> Dr. Bronners!

<Friday-j> AAU - Try Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap!

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK gang, what CD should I put on next?

<PeeKat> Fri: Great minds think alike

<martyr> he he friday...

<Friday-j> Makes you physically and spiritually clean!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yes, yes indeed, and it'll get my dworkin clean too! I think

I've

<AAU_Shuperstar> only got bar soap in stock.

<PeeKat> AAU: KMFDM

<geegeegee> No try Gordon's All Purpose Ckeanser and GuruPee!

<N_X_K> Be careful with this one...He only returns (ircle user) in his whois.

He's

also from Earthlink. I don't like the notion.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode? Keine Mitleid Fur Die

Mehrheit?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No, I have keine KMFDM.

<Friday-j> AAU - Got any Indian Rope Burn?

<RevFink> no kmfdm

<AAU_Shuperstar> ,)|No indian rope burn.

<PeeKat> yes kmfdm

<martyr> whats the prob nxk?

<geegeegee> Kiss my Fenian Derriere

<RevFink> gun club...you wanna listen to gun club

<AAU_Shuperstar> What afraid of Charlie Chan and the Clam Scam?

<PeeKat> Zoogz?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No gun club either.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Ah, I do have herr rift. Just eine minute...

<PeeKat> Yeah! Zoogz!

*** pope1 is now known as GunGuy

<N_X_K> martyr:Nothing much. You DO have an idea at whom Earthlink Network is

owned by, correct?

<Friday-j> Play it REALLY LOUD so we can hear it!

<PeeKat> Wait...I can't hear it...

<RevFink> GUN CLUB

<PeeKat> NXK: Who cares?

<martyr> no, who?

<MegEliz> Hey. Carol Burnett looks GOOD.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hold on.. I'm dropping MURDERING HELL'S HAPPY CRETINS in the

tapedeck..

* Friday-j wonders if PeeKat was part of the same clone batch that produced

her

<MegEliz> Bad dress though.

* PeeKat has a BRILLIANT fucking idea

<N_X_K> PK:Paranoia is your friend, as is Full Deniability

<AAU_Shuperstar> PK: I keep expecting a D at the end of your name.

* PeeKat goes and puts on his own ZR tapes

<Friday-j> PeeKat - Yes, put the dick in the pussy and fuck it! A brilliant

fucking idea!

<N_X_K> martyr:Oh, it's nothing important. Forget it.

<geegeegee> man I just realized...howcum I didn't notice it before...Zoogs

spelled backwards is Sgooz...I bet Stang doesn't know!

<ICEKNIFE> bbl in 10

<PeeKat> AAH: Uh...why?

<ICEKNIFE> YOU FUKWITZ!

<P-Lil> .ctcp steal Modemac slack.o

<MegEliz> LOVE YA ICE!

* ICEKNIFE does the pixies dance and vanishes

<AAU_Shuperstar> PK.....D.... uh, get it..?

<Friday-j> GGG - Is that spelling thing some Doctrinal point?

<PeeKat> NXK: Nothing to be paranoid about...

*** Parts: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp21.lanminds.com)

-> *notices* that his computer is making a VERY BAD NOISE

<Modemac> No such luck, P-Lil.

<PeeKat> PKD? No, I don't. Please explain.

* RevJack notices that his computer is making a VERY BAD NOISE

<geegeegee> friday...what about my thing??

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, see, I'm a dickhead.

<P-Lil> No slack, Modemac?

<N_X_K> PK:Very well, then...

* MegEliz moves away slowly

*** GunGuy is now known as pope1

<Modemac> You can't take my Slack away from me.

* pope1 comes a little closer...

<AAU_Shuperstar> I mean, Phil K. Dick.

<Friday-j> GGG - Well, your name spelled backwards is still GGG. Your thing

gniht!

* MegEliz agrees that Dave is a dickhead

*** Joins: DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu)

<DynaSoar> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS

<RevJack> Yo Dyna

<N_X_K> DS

* MegEliz retracts that too late

<Friday-j> You can't take Salck! You can't take Slack from meeee!

<SisRose> Dyna!!!!!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Woooh??oohoooo!!!!

<PeeKat> Oh...who's that? (PKD)

<Ackme> maestro

<Friday-j> DynaSoar!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Steer?

<geegeegee> Friday: So you Know?????

<MegEliz> DYNANANNANAN!

<Modemac> Duck - it's the SubGenius Police...

<DynaSoar> *kissies* all

<RevJack> Meg's retracting before our very eyes

<PeeKat> DYYYYYYna!

*** Parts: martyr (ircle@max2-gg-ca-26.earthlink.net)

* TheCharlie sings Someone's in the kitchen with Dy-na... someone's in the

kitchen

I know-ow-ow-owwww

<geegeegee> hey dinosauer

<AAU_Shuperstar> Butt-kicking author. Man in the High Castle. UBIK. Flow My

Tears...

<Friday-j> GGG - I've had some conversations with IS that I can't repeat here.

<Modemac> Bleah. Not only is he DynaSoar, he's got DynaSores.

* RevJack wipes his forehead off

<SisRose> DynaTown, my Dynatown

<MegEliz> UBIKquitous

<AAU_Shuperstar> Him too, eh?

<RevUni> Fink, are you THERE?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Dyna: They've been explaining the concept of lubricant to

me..

<RevJack> "How lovely are your blanches"

<AAU_Shuperstar> VALIS, of course...

<RevFink> I am HERE Uni!

<RevUni> KEWL!

<Friday-j> My Dyyy-na lives o'er the ocean, my Dyyy-na loves o'er the sea ...

<geegeegee> oh you're all nothing but a pack of cards!!!!

<RevFink> blasted away message

<MegEliz> Valisimo!

<RevUni> :)

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm the seven of diamonds.

<DynaSoar> AAU: Social lubricant, or otherwise?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No, like Dr. Bronner's.

<RevFink> I'm looking for a good place to insert my personal wit

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, I get all these sores on my dworkin...

<PeeKat> Argh...too damn busy in here!

* Friday-j would like the figure of a flamingo

<TheCharlie> I'm telling ya... SoftScrub...

<AAU_Shuperstar> It's all my fault. Maybe.

* RevJack laughs at PeeKay

<AAU_Shuperstar> Soft Scrub.. I'll have to check that out..

<geegeegee> Packed my Valis and left fer the Alphane Moons Momma, a snappy

little

number By Booger 9000

<Ackme> non-abrasive

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey, how can I get some booger 9000?

<RevJack> AAU - you need to build a RECEPTACLE.

<geegeegee> you mean Pink and lanky friday

<TheCharlie> no.. abrasive... how else would you wash off that black pen made

Mexico?

<N_X_K> VALIS is the name of a series of PC-Engine console games from Nihon

Telenet with a schoolgirl warrior named Yuko in them

<DynaSoar> criminy hotshot watta spectacle. I can't read this fast

<PeeKat> Great...i had to say that...it's bottlenecking up...I see a HUGE

burst

building up...

* PeeKat braces himself

<SisRose> FOOOM

<AAU_Shuperstar> Forget building, I'm not much of a craftsman, I'd just like

find a ready-made slackful one.

<RevJack> PK IS COMING

<MegEliz> PK.... DOn't WORRY....

<MegEliz> It's COMINGGGGGGG...

<geegeegee> FOOOM I remember that Show!!!

<MegEliz> ASFJKLASDJFLKASJDFLKASJFDLKASJF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

<RevJack> OH GOD

<RevJack> YES

<TheCharlie> ah

<MegEliz> Send a PIG JACK QUICK!!!

<TheCharlie> ah

<AAU_Shuperstar> SPOOO!!!!!!

* Playing c:\mirc\pig.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . _____

<RevJack> . ~..~ \9

<RevJack> . (oo)_____/

<RevJack> . WW WW

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\pig.txt complete

<RevFink> I wish Devolver would get here so I can fuck with the topic

<TheCharlie> ah ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa choo

<geegeegee> oink

<MegEliz> Now isn't that better?

<N_X_K> Fink:I was supposed to have autoops up here...Hmm...

<MegEliz> Everything goes better with a little piggie

<RevJack> YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING PERVERTS

<RevUni> awwww....piggy!

<TheCharlie> somebody got a cigarette?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Spootau?

<SisRose> ahhhhhhhh...the swine

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, it's wonderful, ain't it?

<PeeKat> Aaaaaah! I hate bursts! Okay....

<SisRose> thankeeeee jack

<MegEliz> Charlie: You DIE!

<RevFink> NXK> I dont think any one does yet...its screwy

<DynaSoar> Sounds like LOLOLO has had her coffee tonite

<RevJack> I gots monkeys too if anyone's looking for seconds

<RevUni> PK: who are you kidding? you LOVE IT.

<MegEliz> YA!

<MegEliz> Dyna!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, oops backwards is spoo.. weird..

<MegEliz> COFEEEEE

<PeeKat> Uni: Not THESE kind of bursts

<AAU_Shuperstar> Lolo? I remember that video game..

<RevUni> hehehe

*** geegeegee is now known as Nh

<RevJack> Whoever keeps moving my trash can - STOP IT

<AAU_Shuperstar> I never understood the concept of "bursitis".

<DynaSoar> Think I'll join you. I mgot an urge to preach.

<RevFink> It's my cat jack

<MegEliz> I ferget my nicksometimes

<AAU_Shuperstar> Same for whoever keeps changing my colour scheme from Rugby

Black Leather Jacket.

<MegEliz> I will never stop.

<N_X_K> AAU:HAL's making the Kirby games now...Nintendo bought them out

<MegEliz> See?

<SisRose> please don't meg

<AAU_Shuperstar> Or even worse, Hot Dog Stand or Plasma Power Saver!!!

*** Nh is now known as nheeghee

<RevFink> It's cause you put tha banana nut muffin wrapper in there

*** Joins: F-jones (FridayJon@mfd-dial4-17.cybercom.net)

<AAU_Shuperstar> HAL? IBM?

<RevJack> Fink - tell it to knock it off it irritates the spoo outta me

<AAU_Shuperstar> Welkommen zuruck, Freitag!

<MegEliz> Whassa banana nut anyhow?

<F-jones> Great! Now I'm here twice!

<RevFink> She loves those things

<nheeghee> Bananas don't have nuts

* DynaSoar is plotting begin crunt ameliorated transmoids.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I still haven't listened to those zoogz tapes through

headphones..

<F-jones> Hey - my modem died and now I'm here twice. How do I eliminate the

other me?

<MegEliz> Friday can't kick herself. Hmm.

<AAU_Shuperstar> but the ones on my stereo are still too short.

*** Quits: Friday-j (Read error to Friday-j[mfd-dial4-18.cybercom.net]:

Connection

reset by peer)

<P-Lil> But if I need to talk to Friday, which one will ANSWER? And can I

believe

what I am told?

<RevFink> Yeah only those mysterious ones Sara Lee breeds do

<F-jones> THANK YOUUUU!

* RevJack crenilates Dyna's armiphlages

<P-Lil> There's my answer.

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK, there that one goes.

<Modemac> Like that, I guess...

*** TheCharlie is now known as JHVH-1

<AAU_Shuperstar> Does anyohne here have a harmonium?

<DynaSoar> OOOOOOOOOOOO that tickles Jack.

<RevJack> LOL

*** AAU_Shuperstar is now known as Clarence_Hilliard

*** N_X_K is now known as Bohandas

<nheeghee> welcome back to the slidezone fridy

<MegEliz> Ever log in to see yourself a few minutes before, Friday?

<F-jones> If both of me answer somebody tell us

<DynaSoar> How about ma butt harmonium?

<Clarence_Hilliard> EVERY MAN IS A SUPERHUMAN BEING!

<Clarence_Hilliard> PLEASE BELIEVE ME!

*** Joins: Rev_Bubba (~rev_bubba@dialup6.cbnet.ns.ca)

<DynaSoar> PLOINK PLOINK struuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

<Bohandas> I am nothing compared to myself.

<F-jones> MegEliz - Never had. Modem just died, didn't even warn me!

<P-Lil> Dyna: You stole that from RRich.

<RevFink> Hey Bubba

<nheeghee> How about your butt, harmonium???

*** Bohandas is now known as N_X_K

<Clarence_Hilliard> I think a harmonium is more like a piano.

<DynaSoar> wHO'S rrICH?

<Clarence_Hilliard> It's not really something you ploink.

*** JHVH-1 is now known as THeCharlie

<F-jones> Ahhhh ... the harmonies of the butts ...

<RevUni> BUB

<PeeKat> Martyr's rich!

<MegEliz> Fri: that was the real beauty of lag!

<Rev_Bubba> uni...hey

* RevJack loves having an excuse to miss most of this - too fast is not fast

enough

*** nheeghee is now known as NuuNuu

<SisRose> now we miss the lag

<DynaSoar> goddam capslock stupid ibm keybord

<MegEliz> Dyna; wHOS tYPING?

*** THeCharlie is now known as TheCharlie

<Clarence_Hilliard> I never got to be lagged.

<F-jones> Hey, can I change my name back now?

<RevJack> I don't miss the ferschlugging lag

<Clarence_Hilliard> CAPSLOck?

<SisRose> no more frenzied pingin'

<TheCharlie> hey! friday's back! Hi Friday...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Jawohl, fraulein Jones.

<F-jones> This is online preaching at WARP SPEED!

<MegEliz> Fri: try it!

<Modemac> The lag wasn't the problem - it was the netsplits.

<DynaSoar> DON'T TEASE. I'm CRIPPLED without my Apple

<Clarence_Hilliard> Well, that's about how I type anyways.

<PeeKat> I'm too tired for this to be this fast! EVERYONE STOP TALKING!

<P-Lil> Dyna: Founder of alt.fan.butt-harp, alt.sex.bondage regular back in

'91-93.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I didn't even NOTICE any netsplits..

<RevJack> Rose - I'll always ping ya if you're feeling wistful

*** NuuNuu is now known as I

<N_X_K> Jack:There's lag around here, too...But only when one of the sarvers

crash....That only happens about once a year, though...

-> [SisRose] PING

<MegEliz> I put my apple on my head

<Clarence_Hilliard> I would be there, but I never feel like I have anything to

say..

<F-jones> MegEliz - I shot off the apple!

<Rev_Bubba> apple cobbler...hmmm..brb

*** I is now known as i

<DynaSoar> P-Lil. IC. Harp =< harmonium

<RevJack> NXK - PeeKay was lagged earlier on - 180 secs

<MegEliz> Good shootin1

<Modemac> Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I

cannot

take away.

<F-jones> I is indeed i

<MegEliz> APPLESAUCE TIME!!!

<Rev_Bubba> i thot harmonium was an inert gas....

<Clarence_Hilliard> Modemac: Where's that from again??

<F-jones> Modemac - May I possess you? Prepare to hurl pea soup!

<MegEliz> MODE: HA!

*** i is now known as jay

<N_X_K> Modemac:I ought to use that line more often than I have...

* Modemac auctions off F-jones' virginity.

<SisRose> the fruited brain of darling Meg

*** Joins: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp15.lanminds.com)

<F-jones> Clever Modemac can quote "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!

<RevUni> ICE!

* PeeKat bids two squid

<N_X_K> reIK

<TheCharlie> I bid... no, I'd better not..

<Rev_Bubba> i'd bid next to nothing but i already owe that much out....

* F-jones is dismayed to be sold off for pocket lint

<Clarence_Hilliard> Uh, I'll give away that tape of my brother barking like a

dog

to a devo song...

<MegEliz> ICE SNUUGIMS!

<PeeKat> bonjour herr iceknife

* DynaSoar bies two squid too

* RevJack files his molars

<DynaSoar> BITES dammit

* MegEliz tickles ICEKNIFE with sharp objects

<Clarence_Hilliard> And I'll throw in a Frank Pahl CD...

<SisRose> yes please

<ICEKNIFE> op me

* RevJack mocks Dyna's spelling mercilessly

<jay> I'll see those Squid and raise you trout

<Clarence_Hilliard> How about my toenail clippings?

<PeeKat> You cannot be opped, Ice

<Modemac> Okay, F-jones, you probably heard enough 'Raiders' quotes...

<ICEKNIFE> yes, I KNOW, I DON'T CARE! OP ME!

* pope1 pumps another round into his 12ga.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Dried up peppers from inside of Papa John's pizza boxes?

<ICEKNIFE> NOW

<P-Lil> Dyna: Buttharps are pretty straight forward. Two metal balls, one for

each

participant's anus, a metal string, and a bow... it's haunting.

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

<MegEliz> Okay: mocking toenail clippings too.

<F-jones> But wait there's more! With Friday's virginity you also get a

Bass-O-Matic! Now how much would you pay?

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

* RevJack ops ICEKNIFE in parallel universe

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

* PeeKat opps Iceknife

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

<ICEKNIFE> ok

* TheCharlie dubbs ICEKNIFE the mother of all 'OP's

*** Parts: RevFink (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<RevUni> hehehehe

<Clarence_Hilliard> A banjo with the canvas ripped and only two strings?

* ICEKNIFE does the pixie dance, and SO DO YOU!

* MegEliz opsides ICEKNIFE

*** jay is now known as Geethree

<Clarence_Hilliard> The old scabs from my dworkin?

<N_X_K> IK:FLOOD! Devolver's coming at 7...Hold out until then

<MegEliz> opsides yo head!

<Rev_Bubba> mmmm...apple cobbler and cofee...lots of pot..life is grand...

<Geethree> get thee behind Lou, Iceknife

* RevJack pokes ICEKNIFE with a pointed stick

<Clarence_Hilliard> The other Hot Pocket I didn't have for dinner?

<ICEKNIFE> Hey, Dennis is here! Hey, you old Sore!

<Modemac> Ah-ha! That explains something.

<F-jones> Iceknife - And while you're near Lou's backside, might as well ...

<DynaSoar> ICE ME BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

<PeeKat> Move in?

<F-jones> Hold an auction!

<Geethree> You're right on the top as usual...friday

<ICEKNIFE> build a YURT

<Clarence_Hilliard> And here comes the iceknife in the forehead!

<PeeKat> TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR IRC

<MegEliz> Hurt a Yurt

<F-jones> Don't hit my bump Iceknife!

* RevUni agrees with PeeKat

<Clarence_Hilliard> Take a course in speed-reading.

* ICEKNIFE builds a YURT in Lou's butt

<Modemac> It was Friday Jones who gave Phil Zimmerman the workover that led to

the

improved PGP 2.0. That's why he called it 'Hardened' PGP. F-Jones would make

anybody hard.

<RevUni> this is way too head spinning

<F-jones> GGG - You'd be a pleasure to top, I'm sure.

<N_X_K> PK:Not really...#trax has twice as many

<PeeKat> FUCK speedreading. I'm tired. I AM speedreading and it's STILL too

fast!

<Rev_Bubba> this is starting to hurt my head

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, but a hell of a trip.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Topping AND bottoming is fun for me.

<PeeKat> DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

<MegEliz> Notice how nobody will FUCKING LEAVE EITHER????

<N_X_K> PK:On a good day, I suppose

*** pope1 is now known as {}

<F-jones> Ahh yes, dear Phil ... my fingers on his prostate made him type

faster

...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me.

<RevJack> God this looks like usenet

<TheCharlie> well, I'm a fucking genius so I can read it all

<Geethree> I must be modest but shit yes! Great!

<ICEKNIFE> butt yurtin' in the USA, butt yurtin' in the USA-yyyyAAAAA

<DynaSoar> PK< just read random lines. You get the same thing.

<Geethree> that yurt

<Clarence_Hilliard> But what about MAKE CA$H FA$T?

<RevUni> ummmm.

<Rev_Bubba> dyna...it almost makes more sense that way also...

* MegEliz DECIDES TO GO WITH ALL CAPS JUST BECASUE

<RevJack> MEE TOO

<Clarence_Hilliard> I can't follow the threading too well here.

<PeeKat> I'm talkin to the channel..."Hey #subgenius! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!"

<F-jones> The girl's a yurt.

<Modemac> FREE .JPG MAILING LIST

<DynaSoar> I AM DEFINITLEY OVE ATE TEEN

<TheCharlie> mee too

<F-jones> FILM AT 11

<MegEliz> HAHAHAHHA

<P-Lil> Friday: You're topping? And fist-fucking? Great god, you're READING MY

MIND. Stop it NOW.

<F-jones> K3WL!

* RevJack decides to go with the Cyrillic font, just because

<Clarence_Hilliard> But what if we want to be hurt....

<Geethree> Is that like her YET?? Friday

<ICEKNIFE> yeah, I like ovalteen

<DynaSoar> Lets HAT!

<RevJack> wow it looks better

* RevUni cowers...i aint gettin hurt!

<Clarence_Hilliard> Anybody have the ping-pong paddle? And the duct tape?

* F-jones wonders how many of her are IN HERE RIGHT NOW

* TheCharlie types in katakana but he can't read it..

<RevUni> :X

<MegEliz> WHATCHOO WEARING?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Don't forget the saran wrap..

* {} says: gIVE mE WarEZ DooDz! I aM EleEtE!

* SisRose a roman true font godgal

<F-jones> I always IRC in the nude. Makes me sweat too much.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I told you.. the white shirt I haven't ironed in two

years..

and jeans..

<Modemac> Not enough, F-jones. There can never be enough of you.

*** {} is now known as pope1

<DynaSoar> I AM WERING A IBM KLONME

<Clarence_Hilliard> No shoes. And boxers.

<F-jones> Who's got the horse saddle and the trampoline?

<Rev_Bubba> ibm cologne?

<DynaSoar> Wearing? WEARING?

<PeeKat> Ragged, SHREDDED t-shirt and boxers

<Clarence_Hilliard> I can't IRC in the nude.. I don't own my own living

space...

<MegEliz> IM WEARING SARAN WRAP

<Geethree> Gordon wishes he knew how to make funny stage directions in other

pretty colors...somebody tell him or he's going home...spo there

<SisRose> bounce me on your knee, Dynaboy

<F-jones> SWEARING?

<DynaSoar> *** NIFOC (((

<TheCharlie> we're setting records here...

<Clarence_Hilliard> What color, Megeliz?

<PeeKat> REALLY shredded...like, TIGER shredded...

<F-jones> I'M WEARING SARAH WRAP

<Geethree> MYOB

<TheCharlie> is anyone else monitoring the system messages?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh yeah, NIFOC, not NIFOK.

<MegEliz> TOO FOGGY TO SAY FOR CERTAIN

<Clarence_Hilliard> No. Is anyone logging?

<pope1> Saran wrap comes in colors?

* RevJack realizes with horror that his log is "on"

<MegEliz> I'M WEARING SARA LEE

<F-jones> Charlie - I'm not getting any system messages.

<N_X_K> TC:Why?

<DynaSoar> OOOOOOOO Jack's LOG is ON

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, you can get blue, red, green, fucksia...

<P-Lil> Yes, Saran Wrap comes in colors.

<Geethree> Aw I thought it was Sarah Wrap.

<DynaSoar> SEND HIM A PIG

<F-jones> I'M WEARING SARAH CONNOR

<TheCharlie> cause server neato: just topped 220 users... apparently some

record..

<RevJack> it's getting BIGGER oh god

* Playing c:\mirc\pig.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

*** Quits: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive)

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . _____

<RevJack> . ~..~ \9

<RevJack> . (oo)_____/

<F-jones> ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR?

<RevJack> . WW WW

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\pig.txt complete

<Clarence_Hilliard> My log is getting there...

<PeeKat> NO MORE PIGS! KILL PIGS!

<MegEliz> I'M WEARING BART CONNOR

<PeeKat> You think "LIKE A STUCK PIG" is just a PHRASE?!?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Have you seen the little piggies, digging in the dirt?

<RevJack> ooh Friday skewered my pig

<Modemac> Better than Sarah Jane Smith.

<F-jones> Gotta get that accelerator chip for mah HEAD

<P-Lil> So does pallette wrap. Black pallette wrap. Mmm... black pallette

wrap...!

*** Joins: Stang (Stang@dal228.metronet.com)

* Modemac takes shelter from pigs on the wing.

<Rev_Bubba> holy shit..even in the midst of marijuana induced time distorion,

this

is still fucking way too fast....

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh, come on, Sarah Jane Smith wasn't THAT bad.. Now when

you

talk about Mell.. AHHHHHH.. YEEEEK!!!!

<DynaSoar> GRAMPS!

<PeeKat> FLOOD TIME!

<RevJack> oh god, everything will be OKAY NOW

<F-jones> Shhh! Boss is here! Stop talkin' dirty!

<Modemac> Stang! Did you know that 3G sold GRIT?

<RevUni> Stang. ;)

<N_X_K> Ahh, Ivan! Welcome to the new empire.

<TheCharlie> STANG! Ok.. everybody quiet.... pretend we weren't talking...

<P-Lil> Stang! Welcome abored.

<Geethree> I gootta admit this is fast

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm having zoogz-rift induced time distortion.

<MegEliz> STANKY!

<RevJack> HEY STANG TYPE LOTS RIGHT NOW OKAY

<Stang> Wha... I made it? This actually WQORKS??? It WQORKS??

<MegEliz> TYPE IN CAPS STANG

<F-jones> Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ...

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Stinky

<MegEliz> THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU

<P-Lil> Would everyone knock off Gordon selling GRIT?

<PeeKat> Hey Stang, what's up? PREPARE TO BE FLOODED.

<RevJack> YES IS WQORKS

<MegEliz> OR NOT

<Rev_Bubba> im not sure what sort of rift im on, but it sure is a cozy ride...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Stang, get out your colostomy bag and turn on the chrono,

uh,

slower down thingy..

<F-jones> Stang - This is so darm FAST you won't believe it!

<Geethree> Hey stang this is so fast we can answer your FAQs before you ask

them

<DynaSoar> TyPe In MiXeD cApS

<F-jones> Stang - Even faster than me!

<P-Lil> I WAS A BLEEDING BOY SCOUT. HOW DOES THAT SETTLE, EH?!?

<PeeKat> No lag. No splits. LOTS OF FUCKING TALKING.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm on a Zoogz Rift, that's for sure.

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, there's something deep inside my head that's

<PeeKat> "Pounding, waiting to escape and surface

<Geethree> Nobody is faster than you Friday

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, that something pounding hard is UGLY

<F-jones> START LOGGING ASAP!

<ICEKNIFE> I AM

<PeeKat> "Better left alone than tampered with, and

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, I can't hold back

<PeeKat> "Whatever's trying hard to surface

<ICEKNIFE> MUCH FASTER

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, I'll let it loose

<Rev_Bubba> i think my rift is smoewhat peruvian at the moment though

<PeeKat> "And we'll just see what happens, win or lose...."

<ICEKNIFE> NO FLESH IN THE WAY

<PeeKat> "WITH THE NECESSARY CHANGES HAVING BEEN MADE" (Zoogz Rift)

<Stang> God amighty, it is a bit swuft now ain't it.

<RevJack> STANG IS STARING SLACK-JAWED AT HIS MONITOR RIGHT NOW

<ICEKNIFE> NAME 5

<MegEliz> FRIDAY IS THE SPEED QUEEN

<Modemac> I've been logging for the past 45 minutes or so.

<Rev_Bubba> brb gotta roll another

<Clarence_Hilliard> I gotta get that volume three, and DAMN SOON....

<Geethree> Hey Stangky are you there???? are you getting any of this???

<F-jones> Iceknife - Most skeletons has 208 bones in their body - do you have

209?

<Modemac> Well, Stang FINALLY got Slack from IRC, I see.

<PeeKat> And the monitor is staring RIGHT BACK

<Stang> This thing wants me to choose another nickname.

<RevJack> GGG - I'll wager he's getting ALL of it, the poor bastard

* F-jones is staring slack-jawed at Stang

<PeeKat> If we all see how fast we can type...

<Geethree> Only when you talk dirty to him Friday

<P-Lil> I-Stang?

<RevJack> Better do what it says, Ivan

<TheCharlie> Stang: don't do it... I'll tell you how...

<N_X_K> Stang:Devolver will be here at 9:00 Central to give you all ops.

<F-jones> Stang-O?

<PeeKat> Everyone talk dirty to Stang!

<Stang> How do I change damn nicknames? Lemme see here...

<RevJack> MUD GREASE GRASS STAINS

<Clarence_Hilliard> I never could smoke. Smelled too bad. Made me cough.

The

one time I tried chewing (this awful cherry-flavored tobacco) I accidentally

swallowed some and threw up all over the sink.

<PeeKat> Stang: MUD....CRAP....POOPOO

<Clarence_Hilliard> Stink: try nick Istang, or whatever.

<Geethree> Aw Ivan, I love the swaet of your manly loins...

<F-jones> it's /msg nickserv (something or other)

<MegEliz> CH: you shoudl smoke so that you may QUIT in GLORY!

<Modemac> STANG: A useful command for changing names on another.net is: /quote

nick Ivan_Stang

<F-jones> Ivan, I love to swat your manly loins

<Clarence_Hilliard> oh yeah, /quote nick Ivan_stang, yeah..

<N_X_K> He'd better, anyway, or I'll give him the Midnight Pleasure on his ass

*** F-jones is now known as Friday-j

<RevJack> I'd love to man your loinly swats

<Modemac> Apparently that only works on another.net - It lets you choose a

name up

to 30 characters long.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Damn the sores, full speed ahead!

<DynaSoar> NYES more COFEEEEEEEEEEEE

<Geethree> Okay Stang...spread those fewkin' lonz bub!

<Friday-j> About darn time! They all tell Stang how to do it but not ME (sob)

<Clarence_Hilliard> So am I Clarence, or AAU, or what?

<Modemac> You didn't ASK, Friday!

<DynaSoar> WOOO I'm gonna challenge LOLOLO for ALTITUDIES

<Friday-j> Modemac - I did so!!

<RevJack> Dyna, you're giving me bronchospasms

<Modemac> Guess I missed it.

*** Joins: ljduchez (~ljduchez@shell.en.com)

*** Stang is now known as IVAN_Stang

<Clarence_Hilliard> Ahhh!!! There's more than a PAGE of people here!!!!

<SisRose> LOU!

<RevJack> LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

<MegEliz> Fri: we tole ya and tole ya

<RevUni> lou:)

<PeeKat> KILL LOU!

<N_X_K> Hmm...Look at Martyr over there, in the corner...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Lou! Lou lou lou lou

louluouluououluouluouluouluou.luouluouluo

<Friday-j> A MANLY name for the Stangster!

<MegEliz> LUUUUU!

<Geethree> jeez I can't believe how fast this fuckin' system is workin'''''GGG

amazed" film later

<DynaSoar> LOULOULOULOULOU lalalalala WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<N_X_K> Lou

<RevJack> MORE PEOPLE YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE

<ljduchez> I am overwhelmed by all this.

<Clarence_Hilliard> That's me in the corner, losing my sense of balance..

<MegEliz> MORE!

<PeeKat> Everyone, QUICK! HIDE IN LOU'S BUTT!

<MegEliz> HAHAHHAAHHAAH!

<IVAN_Stang> Whew... and I thought this shit was hard to keep up with BEFORE!

<DynaSoar> NOT YET you ain't

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm horase dick as hell.

<MegEliz> PKLOIL!!

<pope1> Is this healthy...

<TheCharlie> Stang... someone else already has the name Stang..

<Geethree> Berean Papal one your stinky butt was a topic earlier

<RevJack> NOT ENOGH PEOPLE

<ICEKNIFE> Hide in ICEKNIFE'S YURT in Lou's BUTT!

<Friday-j> Faster! Faster! MORE! MORE!

<PeeKat> Healthy? Shit yeah!

<Modemac> pope1: I hope not.

<MegEliz> I'm incoherent with jhoy!

<Clarence_Hilliard> Ohhhh... keep going.. fater.. faster.... faster...

<Friday-j> someone else is here? WHERE?

<Modemac> Lou: We've been talking about your butt for the past hour.

<RevJack> WE NEED NORE MONKEYS

<N_X_K> Stang:In some strange case where you have to get into a specific

server,

too, /quote map will hive wou a list of names.

* Playing c:\mirc\monkey.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . /~\

<RevJack> . C oo

<RevJack> . _( ^)

<RevJack> . /___~\

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\monkey.txt complete

<Clarence_Hilliard> There is no other stang.. I don't know why it asked you to

change..

<Friday-j> Lou- Holding that garage sale soon?

<pope1> Me either modemac..

<Clarence_Hilliard> THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE STANG!

<DynaSoar> Lou's STINKY BUT is Now Open For Business

<Rev_Bubba> shit, i tried listening to the hour of slack while watching

this...my

head hutrs very badly now...damn...

<TheCharlie> there IS another Stang... someone named J. Curry

<RevUni> spank Jack's monkeee

<Clarence_Hilliard> Speaking of butts, where can I get plugs for them?

<Friday-j> Praise "Bob" there is only one Stang!

<ljduchez> I took a really nice dump today.

<RevJack> monkey likes it

<Geethree> Speak to us oh manly Stangly One!!

<N_X_K> CH:If it was registered to someone else, that'll happen.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I tried /whois stang and got nothing.. did I do it wrong?

<ICEKNIFE> It asked him to change because Devolver pretty much OWNS this

channel!!!

<IVAN_Stang> Actually there are several people, mostly idiots kids I would

think,

who use my name, Dobbs, Wotan's, you name it.

<pope1> Your monkey got sliced N' Diced jack...

<RevJack> P1 - hadda happen sometime

<TheCharlie> NXK I know. I looked it up..

*** Geethree is now known as WOTAN

*** Joins: P-Lil0 (mitchell@198.185.2.144)

<ICEKNIFE> Who chose this site for tonight?

<Clarence_Hilliard> I saw a BOB DOBBS on EFnet, but I think he was in one of

the

Warez gruups or something.

<P-Lil0> Ouchie.

<Friday-j> Clarence - Try www.goodvibrations.com for buttplugs.

<Modemac> PeeKat did.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Damn if I can remember a damn thing.

*** Quits: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by

peer)

<IVAN_Stang> We do have butt-plugs in, just in at the Foundation... $15.95

plus

shipping, I believe.

<RevJack> Lil again yes more people more more

* P-Lil0 drains my brain-pan

<ICEKNIFE> ANSWER ME, DICKLINGSPEWETTES!

*** P-Lil0 is now known as P-Lil

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbshead butt-plugs.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Well, I have to get a Zoogz Rift tape first.. they work

better.

<pope1> Where are the Ops???

<Modemac> ICEKNIFE: PEEKAT DID.

<Friday-j> Stang - What do the butt plugs TASTE LIKE?

<WOTAN> Are those the ones shaped like a Pipe Ivan???

<TheCharlie> IVAN.. do they have a Dobbshead?

*** MegEliz is now known as Real_Stang

<N_X_K> Ivan Stang:Think up a password and then /MSG NickServ REGISTER

(passwoord). That'll register it so no one can use yours.

*** Joins: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<Real_Stang> HA!

<RevJack> P1 - no ops on this planet

<Agent> Hey cats

<RevUni> Ive been seeing Dobbsheads on Skateboards and other trendy stuff like

that...very weird.

<PeeKat> Modemac: WHAT DID I DO?

*** DynaSoar is now known as MORE_STAN

<pope1> I know jack!

<RevJack> meow *BITE*

<WOTAN> meeee yow!

*** Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Fake_Stang

<Ackme> fist o'slack buttplugs!

*** MORE_STAN is now known as DynaSoar

<PeeKat> Agent!

<RevJack> P1 - DOH!!!

<Agent> DAmn pervert is in Undernet

<Real_Stang> Lets' all be ME!

<ljduchez> My cat hasn't vomited yet. A good sign!

<pope1> And that topic is just begging to be screwed with too...

<Agent> Hey PeeKat

*** TheCharlie is now known as OtherStang

<Friday-j> Wait, I thought you were all ME!

* DynaSoar is NOT STANG (sometimes)

<WOTAN> Ah yes a topical screw

* Real_Stang chuckles evilly for NO particular reason. Honest.

<Fake_Stang> Whenever my dog vomits she eats it. Saves us the cleaning up,

because she does such a damn good job.

<Modemac> PeeKat: You chose another.net for this IRC devival.

<ICEKNIFE> peek itty! you asswipe... I spent a LOT of time and work securing

the

channel on undernet, and Uni did too!

<IVAN_Stang> Ah... now I think I have a logfile going. Good thing I checked.

* Friday-j just wants to talk about "Bob"

<PeeKat> Modemac: Oh, go ahead...BLAME ME!

* Modemac isn't Friday Jones. He prefers to have sex with someone besides

himself.

* RevJack blames Pee Kitty

<Fake_Stang> I think modemac was logging too..

<PeeKat> Oh FINE! You wanna move THERE now?

<Friday-j> Stang - Sent you some purty pictures.

<Agent> brb

<WOTAN> PeekAt : It's ALL your fault!!!

<PeeKat> EVERYONE just KILL ME, then!

*** OtherStang is now known as TheCharlie

<Fake_Stang> I want to have sex with EVERYONE!

<Real_Stang> Oh Friday: skoot a little closer

*** Joins: dad (mtownsend@pool021.Max12.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET)

* RevUni kills PeeKat

<DynaSoar> PRRRRRAISE "Bob" and PAS the ASCII

*** Parts: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<RevJack> BRB need some fucking LIBRIUM fer crissakes

* Rev_Bubba kills peekat but GOOD!

<N_X_K> So, here we are, waiting for the eighth shoe to drop

*** Fake_Stang is now known as Clarence_Hilliard

* TheCharlie just wants to have sex.. to see what it's like

<DynaSoar> W'eve a FULL TEMPLE tonighty night'

<Real_Stang> Hiya dad? Got aspirin?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, whatever happened to alt.fan.alan-keyes, anyway? My

server here doesn't get it.

* PeeKat dies

<IVAN_Stang> This isn't fair! The rest of you probably don't even have to look

the keyboard when you type!

*** Joins: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<DynaSoar> POPS

<dad> I do, but can't dcc

*** Real_Stang is now known as MegaLiz

<ICEKNIFE> not full without STERNO

<Clarence_Hilliard> True. I do 90WPM.

<RevUni> oh shit

<WOTAN> Break out those Malaysian Monkey Gut sheathes Ivan

<IVAN_Stang> The rest of you probably have more than two working fingers! I

HATE

ACES!!!

<Friday-j> Stang - I hafeta look - I just think faster than you.

<Rev_Bubba> dad..escape now while you stil have your sanity man....

<Agent> Yeah Pervert is in the Undernet channel...Oped and with a dippy topic

<RevUni> PeeKat, i didnt mean it!

<Clarence_Hilliard> And I keep one finger up my nose half the time.

<DynaSoar> Have you been washed in the PeE of another.net?

<WOTAN> anybody thinks faster than Stang.

<ljduchez> Let's get Dyna a Dvorak keyboard! Tee-hee.

* PeeKat dies and blames Uni

<N_X_K> Hmm...What IS that Martyr guy doing over there?

<Friday-j> Stang - Your Ace power gets you lots more SQUID though. A

trade-off.

<dad> Bubba, whatsa matter?

<Clarence_Hilliard> SOMEONE LET PERVERT OUT!!!!

* RevUni attempts to return PeeKat to life!

[SOUND]

-IVAN_Stang- CTCP Sound switched off

-Friday-j- CTCP Sound switched off

-Ackme- CTCP Sound switched off

<WOTAN> Shit, I got a snail that thinks faster than Stang

<TheCharlie> oops.. someone has a bot ... and they're getting the boot.

*** Modemac is now known as J

<DynaSoar> LOULOULOU You're mean.

<MegaLiz> Here's our category... mebbe...

<DynaSoar> MEENY MEENY LOU LOU

* PeeKat is still dead

*** Quits: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by

peer)

<Friday-j> Where is Pervert when we need her?

<RevUni> PEE!

*** J is now known as JR_

<Rev_Bubba> ..dad...in ten minutes when your head spins in a few circles

trying to

keep up with this...ask me then...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Unfortunately, he was killed in the Crisis... only the

first,

thirdk, and fourth PeeKats will be able to be involved in this sinister plot

against Batman.

<IVAN_Stang> Hey Friday... listen... I'm whispering it... "JJJJones.

JJJJJoker.

DDDDRAWING.

<RevUni> dont DIE!

<ICEKNIFE> I WON'T MARSHALL CRABGRASS THAT DOESN'T LIVE IN MY PARADISE,

PIGGIES OF

THE WOODS! DILDONIA FOREVER! EXCELSIOR! HOO-HAW!

<WOTAN> matter of fact I have a culture dish of e. coli that think faster

than

Stang.

*** JR_ is now known as JR_Bob_Dobbs

<Clarence_Hilliard> That was the first comic book I read, you know. The

Clayface

saga.

<TheCharlie> Stang: I'll help... let me know what you want to type and I'll

type

it for you.

<pope1> Pervert's a girl? That changes everything!

<ICEKNIFE> sorry

*** Joins: P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144)

<DynaSoar> Ruba DOBBSa crossya thingy

<Friday-j> Ivan - Stop that, or I'll slide right off this chair!

<ICEKNIFE> I'll be ok in a minute

<Clarence_Hilliard> Go ahead, SAY IT!!!!!!

<IVAN_Stang> GGG -- get this, Friday creams when I pronounce the "J" sound.

<P-Lil> Ouchie AGAIN.

<PeeKat> Too late! I'm dead dead DEAD!

-> *pope1* You're following all of this, right?

<RevUni> :~(

<IVAN_Stang> "Jumping JJJJack Flash. JJJJJeeepers Creepers.

<Clarence_Hilliard> IT'S THE ISLAND OF LIVING PUKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

<Friday-j> GGG - Also the 'F' sound.

<RevJack> Lil, teach your machine how to read

<DynaSoar> Bring on the DANCING ALIENS

<RevUni> im so horrible, and AWFUL!

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Ivan! Get yer damn dick outta that group and get back to

SELLIN'!

There ain't much time left!

*pope1* I'm tryin friend...

<Rev_Bubba> should we ressurect peekat anytime soon or just leave to

rot...cause

im not cleaning up after that mess....

<TheCharlie> JJJJJJesus Stang ... you're JJJJJJJJoking, right?

*pope1* Not dat easy...

<PeeKat> Cuz I'm Malkavian, ya stupid unicorn...

<IVAN_Stang> OH SHIT!!! It's DOBBS!!! RUN!!!

* Friday-j wishes her Mac broadcast this in STEREO

-> *pope1* Fucking insane without lag, jesus

<PeeKat> :-)

<P-Lil> Teach my net connection to not crap out just because I'm loading up

web

pages while IRCing!

<RevUni> :P

<ICEKNIFE> SWIM for yer DICK, yeah yeah yeah, SWIM FOR YER DICK, oo oo oo

<DynaSoar> Karate crotch rot virii invade your personal space!

<Clarence_Hilliard> J-j=jiminy.. could someone get me some scooby snacks?

<IVAN_Stang> Listen "Bob" I was just funnin' that one time, honest.

<MegaLiz> Why would she jjjjjjjump at that?

<RevUni> Well so am I, ya dimwit

<dad> pronounce a J? I'm smoking it

<Friday-j> Stang - I'll distract Dobbs with my tits while you make a break for

it!

*pope1* Really... I know why no one has any HD space....

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbs, I won't do it again. Oh praise Your sweet name Lord.

<PeeKat> Dobbs? Naw, the channel hasn't crashed!

<WOTAN> Friday...my phone number is available from Stang...as Brit and a

well

travelled man I can do more things with that juncture sound than you can

imagine!!!!

<Clarence_Hilliard> ahhh.. suck it..

*pope1* They all have their logs on!

<TheCharlie> Well, shit... Dobbs me too!

<RevJack> DAD! Geeze, I just caught ya

<DynaSoar> oh puLEEZ gimme that Dobbs "head"

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Just funnin?!? Yew know how much money we lose every time you

off to take a piss?

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<IVAN_Stang> JJJJJ... J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, your the man...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Gorgon.. Gorgo.. Gorgonzolo.. AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!!

<N_X_K> "Bob" again? I thought I killed him this morning in my garden...

<dad> Sher Jack, I'm here

<MegaLiz> brb LIKE YOU'll FUCKING NOTICE..HEH.

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<PeeKat> Uni: Wo whatcha so upset about death then?

<WOTAN> Dobbshead is better than No head!!!

<IVAN_Stang> HEY WAIT... that's not Dobbs, that's DEAN!!! KILL HIM NOW!!!

<Friday-j> NONE OF YOU can say "Jones" the way dear Reverend Stang can!

<Agent> hello?

-> *pope1* The sheer weight of the bits will create a black hole and we'll all

DIE

<DynaSoar> Rub my SPOT with his DOTS

<P-Lil> You know, "Bob" may be dumb, but he is smart enough to avoid slug

bait.

<RevUni> PK: well ya, know...i just couldnt BEAR the thought of killing

anyone.

<IVAN_Stang> Jjjjjjackin' the Jjjjjoneses..... Jjjjjjumping Jjjjjehovahfat...

*pope1* All slack will sucked out of the universe...

* PeeKat kills "Bob"

<RevUni> i drink rats blood enstuph!

<P-Lil> Friday: Oh yeah?

<DynaSoar> * "Bob" thanks PeeKat

<Friday-j> Stang - I'm gonna send you DIRTY PICTURES if you don't quit that!

<RevJack> I'll do the Jjjjjacking around here, cowboy

<PeeKat> Rats drink MY blood! hellmice...

<IVAN_Stang> If the fuckers stays dead, we'll know Pee Kitty did the right

thing.

<Clarence_Hilliard> DEAN?? DEAN MARTIN??? He's ALIVE????

<WOTAN> I thought Bob was slugbait, I use his pics to attract them to a giant

heap

of salt

*pope1* be

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Dean? FUCK no, I sold Dean a road map to Washington D.C. and

told

him he'd find an audience for his radio show.

<Clarence_Hilliard> pleez send me the dirty pictures..

<RevUni> im a wimpy malkav

<TheCharlie> me too

<PeeKat> Iff not, at least I had fun doing it.

<DynaSoar> DOBBS is the dirtiest picture there is.

-> *pope1* Okay - i AM.

<Friday-j> Stang - I just got a MIC. What should I record myself saying?

<PeeKat> (Read as: If and Only If not, at least I had fun doing it)

<DynaSoar> If you're not whacking to the PIPE, you're fulla HYPE

<PeeKat> My math teacher told us that "IFF" means "If and Only If"

<IVAN_Stang> Sepaking of dirty pictures, SubSITE finally came up from

underwater

and is now full of pornography.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, I ain't wack, man!

*** pope1 is now known as hello-kitty

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, my math teacher told me so too.

<Friday-j> The Pipe that hangs by the wattle, ah yes ...

*** WOTAN is now known as GeeCubed

<RevJack> Friday - do a dishwashing liquid commercial

<RevUni> Dyna: you forgot to put "yo" at the end.

<ICEKNIFE> DEAN ACRES is the PLACE TO BE

<DynaSoar> YOYOYO at the end

*** TheCharlie is now known as HelloPeeKitty

<IVAN_Stang> In fact I think I better put some kind of anti-childproofing on

the

new art page.

<PeeKat> So we started pronouncing "difference" as "dif and only iference"

*** Joins: Nightfall (extreme@ts8-07.hfx.iSTAR.ca)

<DynaSoar> The UP and DOWN of the END TIMES

*** RevUni is now known as kerokerokeroppi

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, Nightfall, Welcome, start squirting!

<RevJack> whoah, got dark in here

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> PORN? Where? Shit, man, I ain't had a good jerk-off in a

coupla

days.

*** hello-kitty is now known as GayeBiker

<dad> but it's not real porn...

<PeeKat> Uni: No such thing!

<Friday-j> Stang - How much of that smut is frame-grabs from X-DD?

<kerokerokeroppi> :)

<Clarence_Hilliard> JR: Now's the time! Wank like you've never wanked before!

<DynaSoar> GRRRRRRRRRICHNIKSs I'm FULLA the stuff

<Clarence_Hilliard> Pray to the LORD of SEX!

<IVAN_Stang> Friday -- just some UUUUh uhuhuhuhuh-AAAhs and stuff like that

would

be fine to start.

<kerokerokeroppi> its so good to be a sanrio character...so CUTE.

<DynaSoar> Graba gobba DOBBS and RUB IT

<P-Lil> That's right. Pray to the LORD of SEX! PRAY TO ME!

<HelloPeeKitty> friday... just throw my name in now and then...

*** Parts: Nightfall (extreme@ts8-07.hfx.iSTAR.ca)

* ICEKNIFE is waiting

<Clarence_Hilliard> Kerokeroppi.. extend those hind legs.. NOW...

<Friday-j> Stang - Whatever you say. Now I gotta find out if this mike WORKS

looks like it's from the 50's

*** Joins: golFUR (kaneda@ppp004.accessnv.com)

*** kerokerokeroppi is now known as DotWarner

<RevJack> hey, it just got brighter in here

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> YA-HOOO! This here's even better than that time on the grassy

knoll in Dallas in '63!

<DynaSoar> PRAY to P-Lil to PARTY HEARTY

* SisRose chews the ankles of P-Lil

<Clarence_Hilliard> No.. let me just get this grappling hook positioned

right...

<IVAN_Stang> The new smut on SubSITE is mostly be Sterno, cuthulu, one each by

and GGG. But mine is the best one.

*** GayeBiker is now known as Son-of-Mog

<ICEKNIFE> ENTERTAIN ME! NOWWWWWW!!!!

<PeeKat> Is "Bob" still dead?

<Rev_Bubba> praise tlazoteotl...

<Agent> HEY ANYONE WHO CAN JOIN #SUBGENIUS IN UNDERNET

<PeeKat> golfur!

<Friday-j> Stang - PornMountain? A work of CHEE-NEEUS!

<PeeKat> We luv golfur!

* RevJack stares at ICEKNIFE's tits

<golFUR> i can...

<Rev_Bubba> gol....

* P-Lil gives Iceknife a bent paperclip

<golFUR> heya peekat!!!

<DynaSoar> FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's FEEDBACK time

<golFUR> bubba....

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbs, you weren't at the grassy knoll, you were in the Dr.

pepper

plant with Nixon!

<N_X_K> Shit, it's 9:00...Where in the nine hells of Beppu is Devolver?

<DynaSoar> Crank the #channel up to 11!

<Clarence_Hilliard> I should take a pic of my dworkin when it looks REAL bad,

after pulling it for four hours straight without softscrub. That'd still get

anyone off.

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Oh yeah, that reminds me, I forgot. Stang, I've got some great

picture to sell of you ballin' this chick here, and...hey...waitaminnit.

That's CONNIE!

* Friday-j wonders if the Netsplits were better

<Agent> These total DIPSHITS are in there

<Clarence_Hilliard> Nixon? Dammit, that' my other name for my dworkin! Is it

getting places I don't know about?

* P-Lil soul-kisses SisRose's eye teeth's micropore's clitty

* PeeKat shoots "Bob" and fucks the bullethole

*** DotWarner is now known as RevUni

*** RevJack is now known as Long_Nick_Test

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> <gack!>

* Ackme pops an umbrella

<golFUR> heya UNI

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, it figures the CIA would wind up selling crack.

Theyy'd

be way better if they just sold acid.

*** Long_Nick_Test is now known as RevJack

<Clarence_Hilliard> So how long is nickie, anyway?

<RevUni> golFUR, wassup d00d

<IVAN_Stang> Hey PeeKat, get away from that bullethole, you don't know where

it's

been!

*** Joins: Dun (pmcswainea@pool057.Max10.Orlando.FL.DYNIP.ALTER.NET)

<ICEKNIFE> Look, you have NO IDEA what Uni and I went thru on Undernet this

week...

*** Son-of-Mog is now known as Mr

*** golFUR is now known as hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_

<Rev_Bubba> clarence...but there wasnt enough money in that fr them....

<RevUni> man, im STILL stressed about it all

<IVAN_Stang> Hell the CIA used to DOLE OUT free acid. STILL DO! Just ask GGG.

<DynaSoar> NONONO give MEe the PILS I know how the BURN THEM

<Friday-j> Stang - But the bullethole is no much nicer when it's still

THROBBING

...

<Clarence_Hilliard> No.. I must.. drool... give me the rotten tomatoes...

* N_X_K tosses a house-sized energy ball at "Bob" and sniggers as it hits the

target

*** hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ is now known as golFUR

<RevJack> Damn pesky nickserv

* ICEKNIFE sez: just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful

trip...

*** HelloPeeKitty is now known as TheCharlie

*** Mr is now known as pope1

<P-Lil> If you must fuck a bullethole, knife wound, bedsore, or stump, ALWAYS

WRAP

IT IN SARAN WRAP FIRST.

<DynaSoar> There is NO PEACE without "Bob's" PILS

*** Joins: Jetrock (jetrock@emrl.com)

* ljduchez threatens Ackme's manhood

<DynaSoar> JET

*** Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Hello

<RevJack> JETROCK d00d

<DynaSoar> WOOOOOOOOOO

* PeeKat shoots "Bob" again and sticks another dick in the new hole

<Jetrock> GAH!! I am HERE!

<Dun> hello!!!!!!!!

<IVAN_Stang> If you catch that bullethole when it's mid-pucker, it's a TRIP!!

IS a matter of most devilish timing...

<dad> hy jetrock

<DynaSoar> LIGHT that afterburner boy.

<Ackme> And watch those bone fragments!

<RevJack> MORE MORE MORE

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Aaaarggllll...

<DynaSoar> Grab a stump and hump it

<Agent> COME ON HELP ME

<Hello> Jet Rok? Theodore, whatshizname?

<TheCharlie> well... I don't think Anothernet will last long...

<Jetrock> hi dad. i need to send you a tape.

<Hello> Mr. Bungle?

<Friday-j> MY STUMPS ARE ON FIRE

* JR_Bob_Dobbs collapses, blood pumping from his wounds.

<Hello> WOOOOHOO

<RevUni> MR BUNGLE!

<Dun> hello?

<dad> everyone needs to

<RevUni> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*** Parts: Dun (pmcswainea@pool057.Max10.Orlando.FL.DYNIP.ALTER.NET)

<Hello> It's not funny, my ASS IS ON FIRE!!!

<Jetrock> sorry i'm late. had to feed my face.

<RevJack> WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL CLUSTERFUCK MASS

<ICEKNIFE> WHO IS DEVOLVER???

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> No....<gack>...gotta telll...the X-ists...

<dad> 23 users

* Friday-j lunges for Dobbs' wallet to fuck it

<PeeKat> Yeah! i fucked him to death! Woo-hoo!

<ICEKNIFE> I WANT TO KNOW

<RevUni> dont you FUCKING look at me

<IVAN_Stang> LOOK AT ALL THEM BULLETHOLES!!! LAST ONE IN'S A ROTTEN LEG!!

<Hello> Yes THIS IS IT YES

<PeeKat> Fuck "Bob"!

<P-Lil> And these assouls probably would have worse trouble with a neckstump

than

they do with a common prairie squid.

<pope1> Danger will robinson danger!

<dad> Devolver is god

<Jetrock> The STEAMIN' POO is APPEALING!

<DynaSoar> HAHAHAHAHA and I'm reading this on a MONO LCD

* JR_Bob_Dobbs is reduced to a bloody, mangled corpse...

<Hello> ooh.. spread it all over my creamy shaved right leg..

<IVAN_Stang> FRIDAY GIVE ME THAT WALLET.!! No... aarrgh...

<Jetrock> NOTHIN' better than fuckin' a NECKSTUB!

<RevJack> Dad - whether we like it or not

<Friday-j> Those LAST COLON SPASMS ... aaahhhh ...\

<DynaSoar> You're all BLURRING TOGETHER

<PeeKat> How did you know I was looking at you if you wasn't looking at me?

<Jetrock> Or a NETSTUMP!

<RevUni> bunglebunglebungle

* N_X_K obliterates Dobbs's corpse after stealing his watch and gold teeth

<Rev_Bubba> crucify the fucker now....

<Jetrock> DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME!

<Hello> no.. don't touch the churchcard..

<dad> right Jack

<Friday-j> Stang - You fuck the change drawer and I'll fuck the billfold!

<TheCharlie> Another.net's record number of users was broken earlier... 220

users.

THey are at 670 right now..

* RevUni gets the warm fuzzies thinkin bout Bungle

<IVAN_Stang> THAT WALLET AND THOSE EXIT WOUNDS BELONG TO THE FOUNDATION!

<PeeKat> NO! Wait til I take my dicsk out!

*** JR_Bob_Dobbs is now known as Bloody_Dead_Carcass

* Jetrock gets to FUCK THE PIGGYBANK!

<Hello> Yeah man, I still wanna get some live stuff and demos from those

buttholes, man..

<PeeKat> Or don't...might feel good...

<Friday-j> Stang - OK, you get the wallet. I get its CONTENTS.

<Hello> morricone, man...

<ICEKNIFE> WHO IS DEVOLVER???

<IVAN_Stang> Okay Friday, SIT ON THE WALLET'S HEAD

<ICEKNIFE> WHO IS DEVOLVER???

<DynaSoar> NYES! PRAISE the wounds and the King Buller that GAVE THEM FREELY

PEE

* golFUR moves about the room methodically, kicking everyone in the teeth

<Friday-j> Stang - I got dibs on the ENTRANCE WOUNDS.

<P-Lil> You can HAVE the exit wounds, bobbie-buggerer. I got the SLUGS.

* Jetrock has original Mr. Bungle demo tapes.

<Rev_Bubba> i want the socks.

<RevJack> WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

<RevUni> Hello: i got a live video of em...back when they were still funny to

watch live.

<RevJack> WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

<IVAN_Stang> OUCH!!! AZAIEEE! It's BITING ME!!! DEBEAK IT!! DEBE---

<Friday-j> YOU ARE, NUMBER SIX

<ljduchez> I'm a puddle of Number One.

*** Bloody_Dead_Carcass is now known as Modemac

<ICEKNIFE> you will ANSWER ME, or we will all DANCE

* P-Lil strings the used bullets up and uses them as anal beads

<Jetrock> I get the BLUNT TRAUMA DAMAGE!!!

<Hello> Jetrock.. email me after thegroupfuck at dflync01@homer.udayton.edu..

we'll talk..

* ICEKNIFE begins the PIXIE DANCE

*** pope1 is now known as NumberOne

<Hello> And Uni too..

<N_X_K> IK:Devolver's the one that'll give you ops...IF he ever shows up

<Friday-j> DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE ONE WHO HAS CREATED YOU!

<IVAN_Stang> Number One is that dead guy over there with the cum seeping out

the bullet-holes.

<DynaSoar> HELLO HELLOO. SoOAP me, babeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<P-Lil> Pull my strings!

<Hello> When they were still funny? Man, they went on stage as PRO

WRESTLERS!!!

that's not PURE LIVING ART!!!

<PeeKat> Uni: Ooooo...lucky shit.

<P-Lil> Pull my strings!

* RevJack shines the Disco light on the pixies

<P-Lil> Pull my strings!

<Friday-j> Life begins!

<Modemac> Praise Be to PeeKat, the Purple Kitty! 'Twas he who knew enough to

KILL

"BOB" when the opportunity presented itself!

<SisRose> P-lil, I'll BE your strings!

*** NumberOne is now known as pope1

<DynaSoar> My FLOOR is FLASHING

* TheCharlie says "pull my finger"

<Hello> Bungleheads mail me later.. back to the sucking...

<Jetrock> Hello: jetrock@emrl.com

<IVAN_Stang> Christ it's getting hot in here.

<Jetrock> EMRL RULES THIS DUST SPECK!

<RevJack> The WALLS are BREATHING

<RevUni> PK: I told you...its an OBSESSION.

<P-Lil> Slowly now, Rose... one bullet at a time out of my ass...

<Friday-j> Stang - Maybe you should take off some of your clothes ...

<DynaSoar> The HUMP is DUMPTY

<Jetrock> the WALLS are on FIRE!

<IVAN_Stang> I can barely HEAR you...

<ICEKNIFE> so RevPsych took over SubGenius for almost a week, until I glomped

'im

* Jetrock can see his own eyes

<P-Lil> Jack: Aha, you're the one with my acid!

<IVAN_Stang> MY GOD!!!

<PeeKat> Uni: Still...lucky shit!

<ICEKNIFE> Little BASTARD

<MegaLiz> Is this a good time for me to ping everyone and then report on them

individually or would that be rilly, rilly annoying or not?

<SisRose> going in or out, P-lil?

<dad> stang, cut your hair off man

<Friday-j> Stang - You're so sexy when you SWEAT.

<Hello> I'd like to get copies of the Australian gigs, but I don't think

they've

happened yet..

<RevJack> I'm having a VIETNAM FLASHBACK and I'm only 25 YEARS OLD

* Jetrock just peed his own dick

<Hello> I don't even notice pinging I think...

<P-Lil> Rose: Out, for now.

<Rev_Bubba> revpsych is such a jolly fellwo ainthe?

* SisRose nods

<IVAN_Stang> I'm getting claustrophobic.... my hair seems like an octopus...

* golFUR picks up jets dick, "badminton anyone?"

<Friday-j> MY CHANNEL'S ON FIRE!

* Jetrock is DIGESTING HIS OWN STOMACH!!!

* TheCharlie is so sweaty when I sex

<pope1> I'm having a premonition of WW3

* N_X_K stares at Martyr for a second, then shakes his head and goes back to

eating "Bob's" intestines

<Hello> Oh god.. My dick's retracting at its full size.. It's in my

intestines...

* RevUni is having a VERY hard time keeping up with all of you

<Friday-j> Stang - Don't do it! Don't hurt the HAIR!

<SisRose> don't make me growl, bubba

<IVAN_Stang> swooning... must... reach... oxygen switch.... (c 1985 H Robins)

<P-Lil> Rose: Think you can pull the anal beads out at random?

* Friday-j longs to damp down Stang's hair

* golFUR passes UNI a map, we are here, you are over here

<Hello> Somone, quick, inject the saline solution into the dworkin.. now.. I

want

three feet wide balllllss...

<ICEKNIFE> uh... Stinky? There IS an octopus on your head. dumbshit.

<dad> you got oxygen hooked up to the Mac Ivan?

* PeeKat crucifies his own penis

<DynaSoar> DON"T pass up this chance to PASS the BIG ONE

<SisRose> p-lil: don't know..I'm more of a yanker

<IVAN_Stang> Hell man, that hair's what gets me all the attention from behind.

long as I don't turn around the OTHERS won't fleee

<P-Lil> Inject SLOWLY.

<Modemac> YEAH! You know, I think that was the FIRST time we've seen "Bob"

here

at these IRC Devivals...

<Hello> oh.. put those rubber bands RIGHT THERE... right there... ahhh...

<DynaSoar> Grab a UNIXX by the NUT and HUP 1 2 3

<Friday-j> Stang - Doesn't the plant life growing in your hair provide enough

oxygen for you?

<Hello> It was the right time for it.

<P-Lil> Rose: You believe in ripcords, eh? Sounds like I need more lube.

* Jetrock prepares the lighter near his ANAL-CREATIVE ORIFICE...

<TheCharlie> Hello... not NOW, man!

<Hello> WHAT A PUMPKIN

<Friday-j> Stang - You don't have to turn around for ME.

<RevUni> PK: you should join the Jim Rose circus if you can crucify yer own

penis

AND regurgitate on command.

<DynaSoar> FLAME IT

<dad> it's gonna blow!

<IVAN_Stang> Around here we really only need the bare amount of oxygen

necessary

for COMBUSTION.

<DynaSoar> BURN ONE< JET

* RevJack ducks

<Hello> OK, two of you get behind me, three of you get in front of me.

* PeeKat surprises Jet rock by pyroflatulating into his open anus

* ICEKNIFE *IS* the PUMPKIN KING!!!

<Jetrock> INFLATE ME, "BOB"!

<IVAN_Stang> Fuck the oxygen, bring on the Church Air.

<Hello> Are you ready?

<Hello> GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!

* Friday-j winces at the smell of methane

<ICEKNIFE> but yew knew that already

* pope1 stops, drops, and rolls...

* RevJack scoots under thr divan

<DynaSoar> 5 4 3 2 1

<PeeKat> Uni: No nails, though!

* Jetrock hits the ANAL AFTERBURNERS!!!

<ljduchez> Lou must roll. Bye!

<Hello> Fuck the OX?E?vYGEN... Why didn't I think of that!!!

* TheCharlie hides under the table

<PeeKat> Just superglue

<DynaSoar> FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

<SisRose> night Lou!

<RevUni> PK...oh you WIMP!

<IVAN_Stang> Now that's an idea. Everybody on this channel bring WHIPITs or a

big

blue cannister and we'll all do HITS in UNISON... it's look like this:

jmhdjkhfsdaytjehtbmntrbr

* Playing c:\mirc\frogs.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . @..@ 0--0

<RevJack> . (----) (----)

<RevJack> . ( >__< ) _( |__| )_

<RevJack> . ^^ ~~ ^^ ^^` ~~ `^^

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\frogs.txt complete

<RevUni> hehehe j/k

<PeeKat> NOT NEAR THE ATOMIC PILE!!!!

* Jetrock is fucking some nice oxygen molecules!

<Modemac> ICEKNIFE: Pity "Nightmare Before Christmas" was a disappointment.

LOOKED great. Best visuals I've seen in years.

<RevJack> oops sorry

<N_X_K> Stang:Ahh, you only need the Air because you don't get satisfaction

from

the PILS

<Hello> ah.. I think I gotta dance now.. I gotta dance now..

<DynaSoar> UOLUOLUOLUOL eyB

<Ackme> slong Lou

<RevJack> spazzed out there

<golFUR> i just opened up the back of my tv, you wouldnt believe how many

wires

there are... and some of this shit glows

<RevUni> bud

<RevUni> weis

<Friday-j> Stang - You can have my hit of Air.

<RevUni> er

<DynaSoar> everbody DANCE NOW

*** Joins: _Rider (Rider@frd-as1s56.erols.com)

<Jetrock> i am touching the PILS!

<PeeKat> Uni: The day you solder your vaginae shut, let me know. :)

<IVAN_Stang> Well, ya never come DOWN from the PILS and after awhile it just

seems

NORMAL.

<DynaSoar> DAnce HOT and NASTY

<RevJack> ACKME LIVES! IT LIVES!

<dad> put your tongue on the tv wires

<Agent> RIDER YA MADE IT

* Jetrock is gonna BOOGIE UP A STORM!

<Friday-j> I am PILING in the TOUCH!

<ICEKNIFE> Modemac: you hadda BE there...

<P-Lil> Whipits? Ew. I want some Stompits.

<Jetrock> I am activating the UBERKUNST TAPE!!!

<DynaSoar> The BIG PIL DANCE

<IVAN_Stang> I know that PILS and #subgenius don't work.

<Hello> I dance with the ETERNAL TRUTH. When I dance, everybody better PAY

ATTENTION.

<Jetrock> I want some SKULL CRUSHITS!

<Friday-j> My TONGUE just wants to leap out of my mouth and ATTACK!

<Rev_Bubba> it's life without pils that starts to get scary after awile though

<RevUni> PK: I already DID.

<Hello> Hmm.. some of the people here might disagree...

<IVAN_Stang> Hey... how come we haven't all been shunted off into the

netherzone

yet?

* Ackme dances NOW

<DynaSoar> There is NO life without PILS

<N_X_K> Stang:#SubGenius

THE PIL

<DynaSoar> They come at you ALLA TIME

<Friday-j> Stang - No Netsplits here! K3WL!

<Jetrock> I think this connection is SEMI-STABLE, unlike the users...

<dad> this is...another.net!

<DynaSoar> whether you LIKE it or YES

<Hello> I think #subgenius can't come to the netherzone with us.. we have to

there astrally...

<P-Lil> Ivan: "You never come down"?!? Great! Just the thing I needed to hear

tonight!

<DynaSoar> WAIT

<DynaSoar> Where am I?

<Friday-j> We want to COME in the NETHERZONE

<Modemac> #subgenius may not go well with PILS, but it's great with...WHOA!

N_X_K, how'd you do that with the highlighting?!?

*** Quits: ljduchez (Leaving)

<RevJack> YOU ARE HERE <=============

<IVAN_Stang> Oh it's all right P-Lil. The change IS permanent, but you'll get

USED

to it.

<DynaSoar> TNX, Jack

<Jetrock> on subgenius.com, your net connection NEVER goes down... unless you

WANT

IT TO!

<Friday-j> HIGHLIGHTING???

<PeeKat> When I SING, you fuckers better listen. When I YELL, you better die.

<_Rider> just a note from Pervert: he can't get in and he is on undernet

(The

old house)

<Hello> Lou.. I feel a great sense of loss.. but the reast of you are here..

it's

OK...

<DynaSoar> MORE DEM DAM PILS

<dad> what the fuck?

<_Rider> yes thank you Agent

<Friday-j> "Bob" is DEAD! Praise "Bob"!

* RevJack ops Rider - NOT

<pope1> All 23 of us together in one place, all talking at the same time...

somethings very wrong here.

<P-Lil> Click this button to turn it off

<Hello> Dad.. I didn't even see you there... there's a whole bunch of people

back

there I didn't even notice...

<dad> P Kitty lives

<DynaSoar> WOOO EAT "bob's" HAID

<IVAN_Stang> It may be pertinent to some users that the Mac program HOMER does

not

work in this realm.

<SisRose> oh rider...

<N_X_K> Modemac:Ctrl-B before and after the word.

Like this.

Outline is Ctrl-V.

Underline is Ctrl-_ (Shift-dash)

<Jetrock> fuckin'

<DynaSoar> PASS the MOUSE TURD

<RevJack> Eat at "Bob"'s

<Hello> Hey, how about fifty or sixty of you people get on up here and love my

ass? Love me.. come on..

<Modemac> Ah. Thanks.

<Friday-j> Bet we could generate another BOOK here in a few hours!

<golFUR> who

highlighting

<DynaSoar> and MAKE a SAMISG

<_Rider> thanks Jack

<Jetrock> DAMN... it's a JEHOVAH-CRUSHING good time in here...

<P-Lil> Ivan: Nah, I've always thought Homer was a piece of crap IRC client.

<dad> Stang - Homer sucks always

<Hello> Jehovah is CRUSHING MY PINKIE...

<ICEKNIFE> Ack ME? WHY ME? FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK YOU! ACK yer OWN damn self, ya

lazy

FISHDICK! FUUUUUCK! WHY th' shit is EVERYTHING about YOU? Why the hell do WE

care if you get ACKed or NOT? ACK *ME*, muthfucka, ACK *ME*!!!

<RevJack> MY jehovahs are getting crushed, fersher

<Hello> Homer is the machine at Uof L I'm on.

<IVAN_Stang> Well I be damn.

<Modemac> #subgenius

<Friday-j> Eat

"Bob" at "Connie"'s!

<DynaSoar> Dobs is the Great Fister of JHVH

<Modemac> Hmm.

<N_X_K> Modemac: Ctrl-G is BEEP. Don't use it that often

<Agent> Stang> you are using HOMER?

<Modemac> Testtesttest

<Hello> high lights?

<DynaSoar> FIST me Dobbsy

* Jetrock is loving hello's ass with the Mr. Bungle "OU818" demo tape...

<Hello> Control B?

<P-Lil> *crotchety geek accent* Why, I remember IRCle 0.92, way back when...!

<golFUR> Eat here Get gas

<Friday-j> Stang is Homerless now

<Hello> Oh, yeah, I'm hello..

<dad> he be ircle-Stang now

<P-Lil> No more beeps.

<TheCharlie> FUJI PHOTO FILM U.S.A., INC. WEEKLY

EXPENSE REPORT

<RevJack> Modemac - test received

<Hello> Yeah, love me.. Lov emy bunglee..

<Jetrock> i'm runnin from the COMMAND LINE, fuckers!

<IVAN_Stang> I am not using Homer, but Ircle. Homer gives me a lot of trouble.

<PeeKat> It don't beep for me...

<Modemac> Control doesn't seem to work...B

<DynaSoar> RIGHT CHANNEL TEST

*** Parts: _Rider (Rider@frd-as1s56.erols.com)

<RevJack> Charlie - DON"T DO IT

<DynaSoar> LEFT CHENNEL TEST

<Agent> Me too stang...Ircle rocks tho

<Friday-j> Homer is more submissive program, more eager to please the great

Stangini.

<Modemac> ggg

*** Hello is now known as HelloSkinny

<Modemac> Oh, there we go.

<TheCharlie> I'm nt takin gyour advice anymore

<dad> ircle can do underlining too

<HelloSkinny> Yeah, that's what I wanted..

<golFUR> ircle and homer suck shit together, thats what you get for using a

mac...

<Modemac> Now, as I was saying...

<RevUni> thats the nature of the game and you have to playyyyyyyy

* N_X_K tries to nudge the sleeping Martyr out the door

<Friday-j> MAC RULE!

<golFUR> so can a pc

<MegaLiz> **********STEREO???????????***********

<HelloSkinny> We can never go through the ircle, we can only go round and

round

and round..

<PeeKat> Stop playing around with colors

<Jetrock> i'm connected via VT100 terminal!!!

<DynaSoar> MIDDLE CHANNEL TEST

<RevJack> in ((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND)))))))))))))

<RevUni> OoOoOoH!

<HelloSkinny> a ircle.. a square.. a triangle.. a biangle.. It's like a

CIRCLE!!!

<Friday-j> Hey, all the little pictures of you just went B&W! What gives?

<dad> Ah, Hello Skinny - David Lynch is a Residents fan then?

<PeeKat> ( ( ( ( ( (((SURROUND SOUND))) ) ) ) ) )

<TheCharlie> now you all have my expense report in Quatro Pro Version 7 ....

<ICEKNIFE> SO this DICK RevPsych gets on, claims he founded the channel, tells

strangers that we're KKK affiliated, chases Uni around the IRC, and bumps

almost EVERYONE for being "PINK"...

<Modemac> #subgenius doesn't do much with PILS, but man, it's GREAT with the

CHURCH AIR! The glow from my CRT is turning all the air around me into

CHURCH AIR!

<Jetrock> actually, I should go hook up a modem to my TRS-80 Model II and

modem

with THAT!

<RevJack> ircle, quare riangle

<Jetrock> irc'ing via retrotek gives me wood.

<IVAN_Stang>

GGG, my mac could mop the fuckin' floor with your little cheesy

piece a shit and you know it.

<HelloSkinny> Yes! Duck Stab was in before I put in Zoogz!Q

<Modemac> I AM ENLIGHTENED!

<DynaSoar> TSET ELENNAHC ESREVER

<HelloSkinny> I want to find Baby Sex and Warner Bros!

<IVAN_Stang> Wha....?

<RevJack> Dyna - please recalibrate

<golFUR> fu

s sh

<MegaLiz> ICE: You just figgered this out?

<HelloSkinny> Can someone give me Baby Sex!

<Friday-j> IT HAS BEGUN!

<DynaSoar> Sorry

* pope1 says: If you have your log on, your probally at critical mass...

<ICEKNIFE> Modemac: cool! you might be less of a dick now! neeto!

<HelloSkinny> I'd like to talk about the letter C...

<PeeKat> RevPsych fucking SUCKS. Period.

<golFUR> macs suck....

<Jetrock> I dunno, I like my PC, it has ROUGHER ORIFICES!

<dad> Baby Fingers maybe

<N_X_K> Modemac:When I know where the Air comes from, it'll be worthwhile

<SisRose> I'm feeling like growling again....

<HelloSkinny> I'm more of a nixon than I ever was in my life.

<SisRose> psych <spit>

<Modemac> Uh-oh...if I had any less of a dick, I'd be a eunuch.

<RevJack> Y E S L E T ' S U S E M O R E B A N D W I D T H

<DynaSoar> TSET LENNAHC ESREVER

<Jetrock> but we've already done the "which is the better lay: Mac or PC?"

thing...

<HelloSkinny> With Monstrous Intro?

<P-Lil> sisrose? Growling?

<MegaLiz> GGrrrrrrrrr

<RevJack> Dyna - yes, that's it

<SisRose> GGGRRRRRR

* PeeKat hisses

<DynaSoar> TNX

<Rev_Bubba> go with it rose...vent

<RevJack> ACK

<HelloSkinny> I can't fit in a 3 1/2 drive. I'm sorry, I just can't, no

matter

how much folding, spindling, and mutilating I do.

* Friday-j is dizzy

<DynaSoar> we're READY to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

<N_X_K> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N

<N_X_K> #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the infamous

rECTUM

cAUDA. [610K]

<dad> this is the monstrous intro

<Agent> Man this Barbarian FUCK needs his ass crushed

<Rev_Bubba> bare dem fangs sister

<IVAN_Stang> Really... Mac or PC... it's 6 of one, etc. etc. Except for

GGG's...

his is a piece of shit.

<MegaLiz> Pschy pspit!

<HelloSkinny> Now, if you take out the mouse ball, you can try the inside of

the

mouse...

<SisRose> hahahah

<Modemac> YOW! Talking Heads. And David Byrne is a paid up SubG Minister,

too!

<dad> yah, Gordon's computer is total crap

<RevJack> *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO*

<Jetrock> HelloSkinny... that's why you need a SYQUEST!

<DynaSoar> Someone go grab a pink. I need a spleen.

<Friday-j> You take the mouse ball and wedge it in your cervix, see, and

<HelloSkinny> I started with a XT/10 with a 20 MB hard drive and MB monitor.

<MegaLiz> Mode: IS Not?!?

<SisRose> bubba, put on that dogbite attack outfit...I'm ready to go

<Modemac> Though I think he just bought the membership with funds from his

"True

Stories" movie because he thought it sounded neat.

<ICEKNIFE> Is this how "Bob" sees the SKOR?

<HelloSkinny> Syquest.. Yes.. but no dough... only a 100 meg now,

actualoly...

<DynaSoar> Let's type in BINARY

<RevJack> I need a cervix, I think

<Modemac> MegaLiz: He IS!

* SisRose gets on haunches

<IVAN_Stang> GGG is still sputtering in anger.

<Jetrock> I started with a VIC-20, and then I had a MACINTOSH CLASSIC.

<DynaSoar> 11001 0101001 01110100101100

<Rev_Bubba> i just finished a book by nancy a. collins where her bio admits to

her

Yeti heritage...damn strange....

<HelloSkinny> bubble attack.. What happened to DEVO attack? Where's PMAT?

<PeeKat> Ice: No wonder his brain is gone...

* Friday-j gets a haunch

<RevJack> &HF5

<ICEKNIFE> like this channel, but with ODORS and stuff?

<MegaLiz> I was in love BEFORE. BUt....But...

<RevUni> 000100100100010100001000101 -01010101

<SisRose> uuencode me

<TheCharlie> 0110111101001010011101010110101

<HelloSkinny> I actually started with a TI 99/4A?

<DynaSoar> HEHEHEHEH

* pope1 throws a pink into the middle of the group.

<PeeKat> 0660600006606000606006600606060

<DynaSoar> Good one CHarli

<IVAN_Stang> Nancy Collins is Rev. Nanzi Regalia.

<HelloSkinny> I smell a lot like snot. and tongues. and syrop and semen.

and

unwashed jeans. and blank tape. and lag? lag? lag?

<ICEKNIFE> so I narced Psych out. FUCK 'im!

<Friday-j> Stang - A secret revealed!Q

<TheCharlie> PK? cannot compute....

<RevUni> 999 999 999 999 999 uhhh 666 666 666 666

<HelloSkinny> Ten seconds? Nothing?

* N_X_K throws the pink right bak at pope1

<Jetrock> A1 F0 FF A4 3E 6B 22 F8

<HelloSkinny> What?

<Rev_Bubba> whoa...i was just reading her book this very damn instant sort of

thing...the universe works in very mysterious ways

<MegaLiz> Thank you ICE.

<PeeKat> Who the smeg is nancy collins?

<DynaSoar> You can't SMELL SNOT?

* P-Lil watches SisRose get worked up...

<SisRose> Iceknife...you did no such thing

<DynaSoar> How you gonna SMELL SNOT?

<HelloSkinny> Lemon scented apricots..

* golFUR sits in the corner and practices single file

* pope1 discards the pink...

<dad> Nanzi Regalia

<IVAN_Stang> Ye CAIN'T SMELL YER OWN SNOT!!!

<HelloSkinny> First you take it OUT of the nose.

<ICEKNIFE> Did so... to the IRCops, and the computer crimes division of the

FBI

<DynaSoar> If yer nose is fulla SNOT, how you gonna SMELL

<Jetrock> Then you SNIFF IT!

<PeeKat> The whole WORLD spells like snot!

<Friday-j> You can't see your own tears!

<PeeKat> Or smells.

<HelloSkinny> Then you put it in the mouth, lick it, roll it around.

<Friday-j> Spells like snot is better.

<DynaSoar> And if you can SMEL, yer nose ain;t FULLA SNOT

<MegaLiz> I spell like snot!

<RevJack> Wipe it on the piano, come back in a few days. But then it wouldn't

YOURS anymore.

<IVAN_Stang> Ye cain'

<IVAN_Stang> t taste yer own SPIT!

<TheCharlie> OBVIOUSLY, people, you DON'T smell your own snot... you take

turns

smelling each other's...

<HelloSkinny> No, which is why I take it OUT of the nose before I smell it.

<Jetrock> Smells like teen snot.

<Friday-j> You can't slack your own "Bob"

<MegaLiz> I spell like spot!

<golFUR> it snot snot

* RevUni picks her nose

<N_X_K> Golfur:While you're over there, spit in Martyr's mouth while it's

snoring...Maybe it'll wake up

* PeeKat cries

<Jetrock> It's much more fun to SWAP SPIT!

<RevJack> This is why I bought a computer.

<MegaLiz> See spot smell, smeel spoot smeel1

<Friday-j> Nose-Picking As Slack - title of my new alt.slack post

<DynaSoar> You mcan't HEAR your own EARS

<PeeKat> Martyr is observing us...

<HelloSkinny> Teen snot. Almost.

<RevUni> WHO WANTS MY BOOGIES???

<IVAN_Stang> You cain't SHAVE your own RAZOR

<golFUR> *HAAAAWWWWWWWWK* *PITOOOEY*

* SisRose pets PeeKat

* Friday-j offers to trade spit with GGG

<DynaSoar> WHat ya gonna do, hold one up to the other?

<HelloSkinny> A weep for Bangladesh.. and Luxembourg..

<MegaLiz> STANG HAHHAA

<dad> I find computing to be a very enlightening pasttime too

<HelloSkinny> My spit is extremely viscous today.

<Rev_Bubba> damn!!!! i ripped my rolling paper!!! damn!! amn damn damn

<P-Lil> "You can't think about your own mind"? Hell, I can't think WITH my own

mind!

* PeeKat purrs contentedly

<Jetrock> You cannot BREATHE YOUR OWN LUNGS.

<TheCharlie> You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.. but you can't

wipe your friends on the sofa..

<DynaSoar> You CAIN't hold one of yer ears up to the other

<HelloSkinny> In fact.. (spit.. wipe..) it makes a very good lubricant..

<ICEKNIFE> The IRCops felt he hadn't broken any laws, but the FBI thought he

may

have broken SEVERAL, because SubGenius is, among other things, an actual

corperation

<RevJack> Ropy Spit, Skinny? I'm envious!

<ICEKNIFE> corporation

<SisRose> p-lil brain sushi

<Jetrock> TheCharlie: I can, but then, I have weird friends...

<RevJack> I've always envied people with ropy spit

<MegaLiz> Jet: not if you're lucky in lungs.

<RevUni> damn...NO ONE wants snots from the UNIBOMBER's NOSE?

<HelloSkinny> The FBI? I don't know what they think about me. But I do know

what

the secret service thinks.

<DynaSoar> brb -- MORE COFFEE

<golFUR> you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and you can pick

your clothes, but.... is that a booger on your bugle boys?

<IVAN_Stang> You can cut off that guy's ear, and hold it up to your ear... you

could cut off your OWN ear but how you gone HEAR it? It's DEAD!

<Agent> IF YOU GUYS VALUE FUCKING WITH PINKS AT ALL GET YER ASS INTO THE

UNDERNET

CHANNEL

<RevUni> damn...y'all need my snots

<P-Lil> Brain sushi. Cold fish. Side of wasabi.

<RevJack> I can't get mine to do that, not without Hawaiian Punch

<HelloSkinny> But I STILL don't know whatever happened to Alan Keyes after my

and

his ignominious derailment!

<Friday-j> Stang - Ear Re-Animation By Request!

<SisRose> get me them extra big chopsticks, girly

<N_X_K> You can't chew your own mouth

<IVAN_Stang> You cain't HATE your own HATE...

<PeeKat> Undernet sucks.

* pope1 says: #subgenius on a sunday night, the ultimate form of

procrastination.

* RevUni flicks boogies at Rose

<HelloSkinny> I can't be in undernet and oozing here.. In fact it's hard

enough to

be here..

<Jetrock> well, the Secret Service saw my name on the ILLUMINATI BBS userlog,

they probably have a file...

<dad> forget undernet

<dad> this actually works

<Friday-j> You can't FAKE your own FATE

<RevJack> You can't FUCK your own DICK

<N_X_K> Agent:No. Let the Pinks come to us, dammit

* golFUR flicks klingons at RevUni

<IVAN_Stang> You cain't sideswipe your own car.

<pope1> you can try...

<TheCharlie> I eat wasabi for breakfast

<SisRose> can you chase your own stick?

<Modemac> You can prick your finger, but they don't like it when you finger

your

prick.

<Jetrock> RevJack: yeaj you can, with your HAND!

<RevUni> Jack: Unlesss yer a HERMAPRODITE.

<Jetrock> I like to finger my prick!

<Friday-j> Modemac - Has this ever stopped you from fingering?

<HelloSkinny> I can SHAVE my own FINGERS..

<RevJack> Uni - I'll take yer word for it

<Friday-j> I could SHVE my EARS

<Jetrock> It's more fun when others do it though.

<DynaSoar> re

<Friday-j> SHAVE

<Modemac> I alwyas wait till you're around, Friday.

<Jetrock> Well, depending on the other.

<RevJack> Meg keeps FARTING. Thought you should know.

<RevJack> jeeze

<dad> I just shaved my ears yesterday in fact

<Friday-j> Praise be the farts of Meg!

<HelloSkinny> Not the guy who wrote them, although he just walked in, IK

* RevUni takes a whiff of Meg's poots

<TheCharlie> Thanks Jack... get a microphone.

<dad> Meg, what was for dinner tonight then?

<P-Lil> "...And that was WASABI ENEMA, here tonight on the BONG, WBNG, Key

West.

How're you doing, Castro, you fuck? We love you..."

<Jetrock> If I wake up and some SHAMBLING, OOZE_SQUIRTING HAIRY BEAST is

fingering

my prick, well, that's okay...

<pope1> I didn't NEED to know that...

<DynaSoar> You can't KUM your own QUAT

<HelloSkinny> Mmmm.. smells like.. SNOT...

<RevJack> Meg writes her own farts, thank yew

<IVAN_Stang> I know there was something TREMENDOUSLY IMPORTANT I was supposed

share with you all... something "Bob" told me... now what was it?

<RevUni> hot snot pot

<DynaSoar> How you gonna KUM your own QUAT?

<P-Lil> Meg's boots are more worthy of smelling.

<Jetrock> oh, fuckit, it probably wasn't very important, stang.

<SisRose> bon your own mot?

<dad> Meg's jeans too

<Friday-j> Stang - Tell us, O scribe, not of "Bob" but of ... something more

interesting!

<RevUni> hot spot kumquat

<DynaSoar> If you KUM< how are you going to QUAT it?

<RevUni> dot dot dot

<PeeKat> butter your own fly?

<MegaLiz> HA! My farts are WORTH attending TO.

<RevJack> Lil - pay-per-view, baby

<ICEKNIFE> That new Wasabe toothpaste from Bulldada Labs is selling well?

<DynaSoar> And if you QUAT it, what are you going to KUM with?

<P-Lil> Status your own quo?

<RevUni> lot smot plot

<IVAN_Stang> It was something about money... for everybody... dang, now what

did

he say?

<Modemac> Stang: If "Bob" told you, then it's probably something to sell.

<Friday-j> You can FELCH your own SQUID though

<golFUR> Haiku time:

Use the force you must / to defeat your father luke /

beware the dark side.

<DynaSoar> FUCK MONEY

<Modemac> But does it matter now since you folks killed him? (Again.)

<Jetrock> MONEY! oh yeah.

<dad> no money, no!

<DynaSoar> Gives DOBBS the money

<golFUR> wow, thats pretty

<Friday-j> Stang - "Bob" told you to send ALL YOUR MONEY to ME

<dad> I refues

<HelloSkinny> I can't even remember what a syllable is anymore..

* ICEKNIFE slaps Friday-j around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<RevUni> golFUR: IRC JOKES!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps golFUR around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<pope1> I want the money!

* ICEKNIFE slaps HelloSkinny around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<Modemac> Graduate, Yoda School of English, I am!

* ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<RevJack> Send all your money to DALLAS

* ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* Friday-j thrills to Iceknife's caresses

* ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke,

and

you say "ROTFLOL!"

<PeeKat> STOP IT!

* ICEKNIFE slaps IVAN_Stang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps Jetrock around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<HelloSkinny> wooobliggg.. that got me back into gear.

<P-Lil> Give "Bob" the money, so he can make sure it gets to me.

<IVAN_Stang> It suddenly occured to me... I got on this an HOUR EARLY!!! What

happens at the APPOINTED time???!?!?

* ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<HelloSkinny> I love it.

* ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<MegaLiz> HEY Why'd I get EXTRA?

<Friday-j> Stang - You dont' want to KNOW wehat happened then ...

<RevJack> somebody hit ice, he's skipping

* ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<Jetrock> MegaLiz: Because you're SPECIAL.

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: when you join #mIRC everyone

types

"Norm!"

* ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: you once devoted a weekend to

"working on your popups."

* RevUni gets the hell out of ICEKNIFE's WAY!

* RevJack opens his trousers in anticipation

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: you've called out someone else's

nick

while making love to your better half.

* ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* N_X_K wishes he had floodkick

* ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<dad> Iceknife, you can slap and slap but you can't buttsplit this channel

<MegaLiz> I don't wanna get EXTRA FROM ICE!!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps pope1 around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<golFUR> those UNI?

* Friday-j tickles her new squid friend and makes it make the 'J' sound

<P-Lil> I got my own squid, thanks, but, hell, the more the merrier.

* ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* pope1 stops, drops, and rolls (again)

<HelloSkinny> You know you're addicted to IRC when you can actually read all

this

stuff!

<Jetrock> but you can buttsplit ME!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps Rev_Bubba around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<IVAN_Stang> What happened to GGG? Chewing his own tongue?

<RevUni> OH NO!!!!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps SisRose around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

* ICEKNIFE slaps TheCharlie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke,

and

you say "ROTFLOL!"

<Friday-j> Is un-debeaked redundent?

<golFUR> You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke,

and

you say "ROTFLOL!"

<DynaSoar> ICEKNIFE FUCKS UP WITH HIS PRAIRIE SQUID

<RevJack> well damn, it's about time. Sloppy eighteenths and all

* RevUni gets ready

<N_X_K> Stang:At the Appointed Hour, NHGH fries all of our brains

<golFUR> uhmmm

<MegaLiz> Watchit It's SHARP1

<HelloSkinny> My right butt is in my betroom right here.

<golFUR> POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead

refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

<HelloSkinny> On the pool table.

<golFUR> RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of

how

old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a

counselor about possible alternatives.

<Jetrock> Nah, GGG's over there LICKING HIS OWN TONGUE and CHEWING HIS OWN

TEETH.

<HelloSkinny> Golfur, are you flooding, or what?

<golFUR> HP MARKETING VIRUS: Attempts to make you belive that your 3000 is a

9000,

then disappears.

<SisRose> flooding his pants

* RevJack runs away from his own legs

<golFUR> nope, UNI requested all these

<HelloSkinny> ohh.. gotta fart...

<Friday-j> Amazing! Even more bullshit than before!

<Jetrock> I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is... Ooh! Donuts!

<HelloSkinny> no.. it submerged..

<PeeKat> Someone kill Uni...

<Friday-j> Stang - Make the 'J' sound again. That was fun.

<RevUni> golFUR's IRC jokes are DA BOMB, yo1

* Jetrock prepares his Zippo near Hello's sphincter

<Ackme> D'ooohhhh

<Agent> hey ICEKNIFE do you know Barbarian?

<RevUni> PK: ah, shaddup. I can HURT you.

<IVAN_Stang> I want you all to know that I have been posting daily to

alt.slack. I

reposted it all today because it STILL AIN'T GOT THROUGH!!!

* golFUR looks for da bomb in his coding

<GeeCubed> As a matter of fact I was talking to miz geethree who is stuck in

Amarillo, enema placement site for the high plains

<Friday-j> Stang - Did you ever get to watch that porno tape I gave you at the

Drill? Want another?

<PeeKat> Uni: Sheeah right...

<Modemac> Old one, Jetrock. I prefer, "I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be

askimiligated."

<Friday-j> Stang - THREE POSTS CAME THROUGH TODAY!

<PeeKat> Stang: It got through today

<RevUni> CHALLENGE?

<RevJack> Jetrock - sorry, forgot you're on a terminal

<ICEKNIFE> yup... a Bradleyite... a revisionist... a FUCKHEAD

* MegaLiz wonders what it would be like if Stang would only post

<PeeKat> Hah...not EVEn a challenge...

<HelloSkinny> Hello, ENEMA BONDAGE? I just want to be happy, I guess....

<RevUni> BAH!

<RevJack> Three GOOD ones

<IVAN_Stang> Yeah... 3 posts from AOL I bet. They don't COUNT.

<Jetrock> Modemac: I know, I know...

*** TheCharlie is now known as Charlie-away

<Modemac> Stang: Do you think it might go better if you tried different news

reading software>

<dad> I haven't seen a Stang post since 1994

<Modemac> ?

<Agent> ICEKNIFE. He is on undernet whining cause I deoped him..He told me to

ask

you about him <G>

<Charlie-away> gotta pee pee now

<Friday-j> Stang - It was the Dallas Cult Leader post, and two replies to

other

posts

<RevUni> you just wait till i get back from the ladies room, PEE KITTY...I'll

get

you!

<PeeKat> You mean Baaaaaaa....

<IVAN_Stang> It ain't the software. It's Texas Metronet.

<MegaLiz> Stanky: ready to ditch metronet yet?

<DynaSoar> IT's a CURSE Ivan. You won't sit in and CHAT with us on alt.slack.

<PeeKat> And Uni made more of a bleating sound...:)

<Jetrock> KPLA, Klingon Radio! All honor, all the time!

<Jetrock> Hello's throwin' Zippy lines! heh.

<Ackme> the BOB kids post was hilarious!!!

<golFUR> I'm recently escaped from Meth Acres, Home for the Reality

Challanged,

can someone help me with this jacket?

<GeeCubed> Hey stang, did you get those Yeti forseskins I sent you by UPS???

<HelloSkinny> I just want you to know I won't do anyone up the butt unless I

give

them an enema first. I WILL drink the enema juice, though.

<Jetrock> Cjarlie: Then PEE=PEE!

* pope1 wonders about exactly how much caffeine you have to have in your

system to

read all this...

<Friday-j> Blessed be the Metronet, for it gives Stang Involuntary Slack

<HelloSkinny> Yes, Jetrock, it's in my autoexec file..

<dad> I thought Lil had a firewall going around Stang

<PeeKat> "Klingon Comedian: "LAUGH, NOW!""

<DynaSoar> pope1: LOTS

<IVAN_Stang> I have yet to hear from anyone using any other server in Dallas

except for Onramp and MCI and shit and those are hourly rates#!#@#@%%@!

<RevUni> BRB

<SisRose> caffeen? METH! straight in the neck!

<HelloSkinny> The PINK SOCKS were originally from MARS! But they came to

EARTH in

1953!

<pope1> LoL Dyna.

<Friday-j> Stang - Hasn't Modemac sent you a list of servers yet?

<DynaSoar> Ivan: there's Netcom in DFW

<Jetrock> I found myself in a transparent tube NAKED! Except for my PINK

SOCKS!

<HelloSkinny> Cough! Cough! Sacred Caugh!!!

<Jetrock> And then I saw them... the space farmers!

<MegaLiz> pope1 let it go and flow...

<SisRose> tie me, off Jetrock

<GeeCubed> Holy Dobbshite this is going so fast I gotta frop up bigtime just

slow the screen dow.

<PeeKat> Stang: Try CRIS

<HelloSkinny> Ich rieche PIZZA!

* Friday-j wants socks now

<golFUR> just type /links it'll give you a list of servers connected to

whatever

you are on

<Jetrock> They were on a routine inspection of meat ranches in our solar

system...

<RevJack> pope1 - RUN AWAY NOW

<pope1> You sure Mega?

<Friday-j> RUN AWAY!

<HelloSkinny> Join the march and eat my starch!

<dad> yah, they need speed controls on these irc clients

<RevJack> DON"T LISTEN TO HER YOU"LL WIND UP LIKE ME

<Modemac> All the Internet companies you could ever want:

http://www.thelist.com/

<Jetrock> that's right, Earth is a MEAT RANCH and PEOPLE ARE THE MEAT!

<IVAN_Stang> I know of every server in North Texas. I just don't if any are

any

better than Metronet.

<RevJack> DOOMED SOUL ON A HELLBOUND TRAIN

<PeeKat> Stang: CRIS has unlimited time for $19.99 a month, and it doesn't

fuck up

as much

<HelloSkinny> You can touch the sock, but you can't touch the stole! You

can't

EVER touch the stole!

<N_X_K> Jet:Oh, that's nothing, those are just the Greys. Talk to us when

you've

met the Bankers.

<Jetrock> polyester leisure suits were like SARAN WRAP to them...

<dad> none better than Metronet?

<IVAN_Stang> GGG... you sent those fuckin Yeti foreskins COD!!! It was over

$135!!!

<Rev_Bubba> i'll have mine blue rare there jetrock, thanks andd alla that

cordial

shit

<ICEKNIFE> UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel on

Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections?

<Jetrock> CARS were like WALNUTS just WAITING to be CRACKED OPEN!

<Ackme> Tofu..Tofu is PEOPLE

<Friday-j> I want to steal the touch!

<HelloSkinny> I am the driver of an underground train.. The lonesome life

can't

bother me.. far away from the wind and rain..

<pope1> YOU MEAN MY CAPS-LOCK WIIL GET STUCK TOO?

<Modemac> Well, Stang, you could always ASK AROUND. alt.internet.services and

alt.internet.access.wanted are there for that.

<golFUR> lab rats cause cancer

<HelloSkinny> a BLUE ROCK! I love it!

<GeeCubed> too bad you don't have io.com, they do in Houston I

think

<Jetrock> They were chekcing ti see if I had their minimum daily dietary

requirements...

<PeeKat> Ice: course not

<RevJack> good one P1

<Friday-j> Can't ask if you can't get through though.

<ICEKNIFE> GRREN tofu is people... the other colors are OTHER useless things

<HelloSkinny> GRAFT THEIR FUR ONTO MY FOREAREM! I WANT OXYGEN! NOW!

<Friday-j> BLACK tofu is GGG

<Jetrock> LEAD MERCURY STRONTIUM-90 LSD DDT STP I HAD THEM ALL!!!! and

more...

<P-Lil> Stang: You know why I'm not recommending my ISP, right?

<dad> Stang - you gotta run your OWN server!

<ICEKNIFE> I REPEAT:

<PeeKat> Stang: TRY CRIS, DAMNYOU!

<ICEKNIFE> UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel on

Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections?

<HelloSkinny> The oil, or the psychomaker?

<SisRose> slack.net

<Jetrock> YOU CANNOT TELNET TO YOUR OWN SERVER!

<Friday-j> Iceknife - Shut up and go back to sleep!

<pope1> peanut-Butter Tofu Rox!

<GeeCubed> Well really a deep midnite Blue Friday!

<MegaLiz> ICE: Uni is not Psych?

<RevJack> ICEKNIFE - OK by me I guess

<N_X_K> Jet:Yes, you can.

<Jetrock> YOU CANNOT HARDWARE-HANDSHAKE YOUR OWN COM1 SERIAL PORT!

<HelloSkinny> Was there a takeover last week? I wasn't even here last week..

god....

<Ackme> Jet--is that the secret net meth formula, finally?

<SisRose> Uni is cool-a-riffic

<PeeKat> Want the number?

<RevJack> Jet - IT"S A SIN

<golFUR> hehe jet

<Friday-j> The HAIRY TOFU is ... guess who?

<RevUni> WHOA

<ICEKNIFE> No, and I'm gonna hit you, Meg...

<HelloSkinny> You cannot lick your own TONGUE...

<N_X_K> Jet:With loopback, I think you can.

<GeeCubed> Spangkie

<MegaLiz> Again????

<P-Lil> Jetrock: Sure you can! If you want tons of processes doing nothing,

that's

the way to go!

<HelloSkinny> you cannot WATCH your own TV...

<pope1> I can!

<Rev_Bubba> shit..ithis is giving me the willies...im gonna have to go stare

escher prints and regain my compsure

<Jetrock> N_X_K No you're NOT! Your FUCKIN THE LOOPBACK PORT!!!

<MegaLiz> Bully!

<Friday-j> Your TV can WATCH YOU

<GeeCubed> You can't run from your own legs

<HelloSkinny> Everybody! Click their palate! Right now!

<ICEKNIFE> STANG: any objections?

<Jetrock> it's like using a STRAW to SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

<DynaSoar> YOu cannotstd.input your own /dev/null

<dad> my TV watches the neighbors

<PeeKat> Uni is psych! Cool!

<MegaLiz> I'm GONNA CRY AT YOU YOUO YOOOU!!!

<HelloSkinny> I have a picture of a TV with eyes from some tabloid on my door.

<N_X_K> Jet:Yeah yeah. So what? Go try to wake Martyr up

<DynaSoar> How you gonna std.input your own /dev/null?

<HelloSkinny> AAAAAABBBAA ZAAAAABBBAAAAA!!!!!!!!

<Jetrock> you cannot GREP your own /DEV/NULL

<RevUni> I AM NOT!

*** Charlie-away is now known as TheCharlie

<Jetrock> whaddya gonna GREP it with?

<HelloSkinny> I AM ALL

<Friday-j> Stang - Trust in "Bob", he will give you the luck to get the

PERFECT

SERVER

<PeeKat> Yes you are! Psych!

<TheCharlie> I peed my pee and took my drugs.

<RevJack> you cannot GREP your own STDOUT

<RevUni> PK, you are REALLY askin for it, aint ya?

<Rev_Bubba> gol...before i ferget...

<ICEKNIFE> 'cmere PK... put yer fuzzy noggin on this here pretty wet red

rock...

<GeeCubed> Next thing somebody will aver that the Gostak Distims the Doshes

<HelloSkinny> you cannot SHAVE your own RAZOR

<PeeKat> ASKIN? I'm BEGGIN! Ha!

<golFUR> bubba.. before you forget

<TheCharlie> So how come nobody told me Uni os Rev Psych??

<Jetrock> You cannot CAT your own STDIN!

<N_X_K> You cannot refuse to listen to your own /dev/zero

<HelloSkinny> oh.. yes.. i love it when you beg...

<Rev_Bubba> \dcc golFUR next.to.nothing.$$$...fer dem damn humans you stuck

with

*** Quits: Rev_Bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????)

<SisRose> I feel betrayed Uni

* PeeKat puts hisnoggin on the rock

* Friday-j touches the back of her neck while thinking of Iceknife's toes

<RevUni> IM NOT! I SWEAR! hahaha

<pope1> You cannot GET your own FORM.

<HelloSkinny> you cannot help your own man...

*** RevJack is now known as RevPsych

* Jetrock puts his weenie on the anvil

<golFUR> /dcc Rev_Bubba reciept.bil

<pope1> oh

<Modemac> I think I saw a Gostak among the list of Unique SubGenius

Monsters...

<RevPsych> you all suck I R00L!!!!111!!!!

<pope1> oh no

<PeeKat> Uni: You are SO. Don't lie!

<HelloSkinny> Oh yeah.. get out the tongs.. get out the red hot tongs..

<MegaLiz> Have you seen them together? Huh?

*** DynaSoar is now known as Rev_Psych

*** RevPsych is now known as RevJack

* ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people!!!

*** Joins: Elkmont (elkmont@comsrv-137.companet.net)

*** Rev_Psych is now known as DynaSoar

<RevUni> PK: waaaa

*** Parts: Elkmont (elkmont@comsrv-137.companet.net)

* Jetrock begins PYRO-URINATING

<PeeKat> Uni: Told you I'd win.

<RevUni> ah FUCK YOU!

<Friday-j> Everyone here just wants to be someone else, but none of them can

be!

<RevJack> ELK MOUNT???

<RevUni> LOL

<SisRose> that's a girl!

<Jetrock> I gotta be ME!

* MegaLiz wonders how long it will take anyone to accuse her of being Psych

<Jetrock> and ME is what I gotta BE!

<GeeCubed> SAD

<Friday-j> I gotta be WE!

<DynaSoar> I goota PEE FREE

<Friday-j> I gotta go WEE soon too.

<dad> Friday, you mean wants to be WITH someone else...

* N_X_K is now known as N_X_K

<SisRose> I gotta be weened

*** Jetrock is now known as J3

*** Quits: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by

peer)

<DynaSoar> We gotta WEE WEE

<PeeKat> Uni: I'm open to the lowest bidder! (I'm willing to pay...)

<pope1> You cannot BE YOURSELF

<GeeCubed> You mean wee don'tcha?????

<RevJack> Friday, you gotta be wee. No way around it.

<RevUni> Being accused of being PSYCH is probably the worst insult you could

give

me.

<Friday-j> Dad - Yes, I want to be with someone else. Do you blame me?

<HelloSkinny> the steaming rocks.. the iron ore blends with the granite.. the

eyes

bleed.. jim morrison offers me a quart of booze but I don't want it.. my dicks

undergo cellular division and grow into psychedelic ballads...

<Modemac> I gotta have sex with Friday. But at least I'm honest.

<TheCharlie> A is A

*** J3 is now known as J3TR0C]

<golFUR> The opinions and views proclaimed by this nick are not the opinions

and

views as held by the person typing

<HelloSkinny> The ruffles on my skirt start, uh, ruffling..

<PeeKat> Uni: What about accusing you of being a poser FNM fan?

*** J3TR0C] is now known as Jetrock

<ICEKNIFE> I'm hopin the FBI really bust him, so we can it'll make an EXAMPLE

the undesirable! YAWOL!

<RevJack> Modemac - we'll wait if you want

<Friday-j> Modemac - I'm busy Friday. Try Tuesday.

<SisRose> thank you Mr.Gault

<dad> there is no blame in #subgenius

<Jetrock> I'm TRANSFORMIN'!

<MegaLiz> Uni...I'm sorry...I'll pierce something for you...okay...kay????

<SisRose> there is ALL blame in #subgenius

<RevUni> that i can handle. But see, i know what i yam

<Friday-j> LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!

<HelloSkinny> I once met someone named january. But only once.

<SisRose> Excuses are the doctrine

<Jetrock> I am undergoing CELLULAR MITOSIS!

<RevUni> Meg: PIERCE ME!

<Friday-j> Let's not forget Tuesday Weld.

<Ackme> A is A iff A is not not A

<dad> Ok then, I blame Modemac

<DynaSoar> *** DynaSoar is now known as EVERYBODY ELSE

<Friday-j> And my idol, Wednesday Addams.

* ICEKNIFE yells: MORAL KUMQUAT!

<Jetrock> The STEEL CAGE MATCH has BEGUN!

<RevJack> I once knew a woman named Bunny

<HelloSkinny> Give me the blame.. I will EAT IT.. I'm HUNGRY.. HOT POCKETS are

GOOD...

<ICEKNIFE> I blame STANG STANG STANG

<Jetrock> It's "BOB" vs. NHGH!

<Modemac> Tuesday Weld vs. Friday Jones?

<Friday-j> Hello - Try LEAN POCKETS.

<HelloSkinny> QURAN! KORAN! UNDER THE BRIDGE!

<DynaSoar> YOU CAN'T QUAT your own KUM

<pope1> Does that rhyme with something funny

<DynaSoar> It ain't MORAL

<MegaLiz> I gotta be KIWI!

<TheCharlie> Is Ivan still here?

<Friday-j> Stang did this to us!

*** Joins: P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144)

<HelloSkinny> My BEARD IS GROWING.. you can almost see my MUSTACHE.. I still

look

AMISH...

<HelloSkinny> P-Lil!!!

<GeeCubed> MYGOD THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST, MORE FRAPPY, MORE GIN O SHIT

I'M

HAVING A BEFORELIFE CRISIS...WHERE ARE THE RUBBER SHEETS. THE BIG RED

STRAPS...HELP ME SOMEBODY, CAN I GET A PRAISEBOB??"??

<Jetrock> He's MANIPULATING US like LITTLE PUPPETS!

<P-Lil> Bungie jumping off of the Internet! That's fun!

<Ackme> Tuesday vs Wednesday

<RevJack> He's in a stupor. three lines per second, grand-mal city

<DynaSoar> P-Lil, you're bouncing in and out. Sick server?

<Modemac> Weld vs. Jones...the governor of Massachusetts vs. a movie

character.

Hmm.

<SisRose> p-lil.....pull her in, gang

<HelloSkinny> ,fnRUBGER I FORGET ALL THE RUBBER!

<Friday-j> Stang is probably necking in the elevator with someone else ....

LUCKY

BOY!

<PeeKat> Oooohhhh......i am so tiiiiiiirrrrrred.

<Jetrock> Here, have another BOURBON & BONGWATER!

<TheCharlie> PraBob

<HelloSkinny> BUNGLE JUMP! I must BUNGLE JUMP!

<P-Lil> I got your red straps RIGHT HERE, Gordon.

<Friday-j> PRAISE GGG!

<PeeKat> Bungle jumping off the interenet?

<golFUR> if you jerk off a lot and grow hair on your palms doesnt that just

make

jerking off more fun?

<HelloSkinny> I NEED MENARCH, NOW!

<SisRose> more friction

* ICEKNIFE yells: MORPHING CUMSTAINS!!!

<RevJack> more tangles

<Friday-j> The hairs tickle so sweetly

<pope1> less!

<Modemac> Oh yeah, and Wednesday from the Addams Family. Now all we need are

Sunday, Monday, Thursday and Saturday.

<RevUni> BUNGLE! he said it AGAIN!

<HelloSkinny> I don't know, I haven't been jerking off enough. I guess I need

more lubricant.

* RevUni faints

<Friday-j> BUNGLE in the BUNGHOLE

<MegaLiz> Hey ICE: Thanks for REMINDING ME!!!

<RevJack> I'll be Washington's Birthday

*** TheCharlie is now known as Monday-j

<PeeKat> BUNGLE! BUNGLE! BUNGLE!

<Jetrock> we are in the JUNGLE of BUNGLE!

<DynaSoar> He gots POO STAINS on the CURTIANS

<HelloSkinny> the Mr. Bungle porno movie would also be nice..

<DynaSoar> He'

* ICEKNIFE yells: MORON CONTACT!!!

<Jetrock> MUNGLE?

<GeeCubed> STRAPS GOTTA HAVE THE STRPS QUICK LIL. SEND MEREDSTRAP.EXE

<Ackme> use Dr Bronners--peppermint for a thrill!

*** Quits: IVAN_Stang (Write error to IVAN_Stang[dal228.metronet.com], closing

link)

<Jetrock> Toungle!

* PeeKat pyroflatulates on RevUni

<Friday-j> No, the curtains got in the poo stains!

<P-Lil> Ah, I feel better now.

<HelloSkinny> YES!!! YES!! EVERY man is a SUPERHUMAN BEING!!!!

<Jetrock> I am preparing to PYRO-DEFACATE!!!

* RevUni jerks awake

<dad> there goes Stang

<P-Lil> I bet Stang was loading web pages too.

<DynaSoar> He's a HIGH POWERED POOSHOOTER

<Friday-j> Awwww ... Stang all fall down now!

<PeeKat> YOU BASTARDS KILLED STANG!

<SisRose> it's multi-tasking that killed the beast

<Jetrock> Stang got BLASTED OFF! OH NO!

<pope1> http://204.157.139.14

<dad> must be his software

<DynaSoar> Sorry, I thought he waws "Bob"

<Monday-j> I DID IT!!!! HA HAAAAAAAAAAA

* ICEKNIFE grabs pk by the nutsack and starts to freeze and crack a seam

open...

<GeeCubed> dYNA: yOU TALKIN' ABOUT sTERNO AND bYRON wERENER'S

SHOWERCURTAIN????

<Friday-j> STANG deserved to DIE for the LIES to told us about "Bob"!

<P-Lil> PeeKat; He WANTED it.

<ICEKNIFE> There's more than ONE way to skin a P-KAT!

<HelloSkinny> I MUST PLAY THE GUITAR. I WILL BE PRESIDENT..

<PeeKat> Huh?

* Jetrock launches an ARMOR-PIERCING FECAL FIN-STABILIZED MISSILE!

<RevJack> GGG -CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK

<HelloSkinny> VOTE ETERNAL MAN PARTY IN NOVEMBER!!!

<DynaSoar> Dunno, G3, they got poo stains?

<dad> the Lies are killing me

<P-Lil> Gordon: Know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

<MegaLiz> Ya know nobody mails me anymore 'cause they shoot their load on IRC

and

have nothing inchoherent left to say in complete and runon sentences - ya

know?

<Modemac> You're biased, Friday. After all, "Bob" got you pregnant.

<SisRose> I'll send you a love letter, meg

<ICEKNIFE> COMPETE or DIE: NAME all the ways to skin a P-KAT!

<P-Lil> MegaLiz: Send me mail.

<HelloSkinny> THE WORLD's greatest sinner is the most PROPHETIC movie of all

time,

even if Tim Carey WAS a neo-nazi, of which there STILL isn't any OBJECTIVE

PROOF, and now he's DEAD, so he can't be on CHIPS anymore...

<MegaLiz> Rose: MEE TOO!

<Friday-j> Modemac - Hell, GGG told me "Bob" had a vasectomy!

<SisRose> straight from my heart

<HelloSkinny> This is only the load I have right now..

<RevJack> Rose - what am I, chopped liver?

<dad> Meg, I thought you HATED to get email

<Friday-j> All SubGenii are LIARS!

<pope1> I'll send you something mega....

<ICEKNIFE> Lou, shuddup

<P-Lil> Yeah. Meg can send me mail, I'll reply to Rose, and Rose can reply to

Meg!

<RevUni> Meg, I'll email you and tell you all bout how i want you to pierce my

thingy.

<HelloSkinny> and FRANK ZAPPA did the soundtrack, and RAY DENNIS STECKLER was

one

of the cameramen...

<Monday-j> masskill going on on dragon*

<P-Lil> It's a three-way!

<GeeCubed> hEY HE DID, cONNIE ORDERED IT AFTER THEY MOVED TO mALAYSIA

*** golFUR is now known as You

* You have email!

* SisRose moans

<HelloSkinny> 23-way,, actually.

<MegaLiz> Well I don't ANSWER my mail of course!

*** You is now known as golFUR

<golFUR> happy?

<RevUni> hahaha

<MegaLiz> I'm too withdrawan and all that.

<Modemac> He probably did, Friday. But even with vasectomies, there's like an

.02% chance of it not taking effect...and you know "Bob's" luck.

<SisRose> I'll answer your mail for you Meg!

<dad> of course

<ICEKNIFE> LICK MY SCIENCE

<RevUni> ZAPPA?

<GeeCubed> ANYBODY WANT A NECCO WAFER????

<SisRose> I'll write letters to the president for you as well!

<Jetrock> I skinned a P-KAT with an ICEKNIFE!

<HelloSkinny> OH.. BONOBOS>> yeah..

<Friday-j> GGG - Would "Bob" really do that for "Connie"? Doesn't he have to

spread that Yeti seed?

<SisRose> chocolate necco?

<dad> I want a communion wafer

<RevJack> Maybe we could hook up the mail server to someone's clit, than start

mailbombing

<RevUni> ram it ram it ram it up yer poop chute

<P-Lil> Gordon: Depends on what you've soaked it in THIS time.

<Monday-j> golFUR.. how many fell for that???

<HelloSkinny> YEAH.. zappa.. 1961.. holiday in Berlin.. orchestra..

<PeeKat> Meg's piercing her thingee?

<Friday-j> RevJeck - I volunteer my clit!

<dad> someone?

<Ackme> make one spark in the dark...

<Friday-j> else?

<dad> who?

<RevJack> "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail" -

oh! -

<dad> who did ya have in mind?

<MegaLiz> She's all piereced. Can't find a ...clear....bit...of..flesh...

* golFUR is watching Life of Brain

<Jetrock> we have a clit volunteer! Where's the POWER DRILL?

* Friday-j wants MORE MAIL!

<golFUR> errr, Brian

<HelloSkinny> I want to get a tattoo of two ill-formed eyeball-like things on

buttocks. I might also want to get a strand of DNA tatooed on me, but don't

know where.

<pope1> lol! jack

*** Monday-j is now known as You

<HelloSkinny> Email me, and I'll email back. But otherwise I usually

forget]w??.

<GeeCubed> fRIDAY. bEFORE SHE PERSONALLY SUPERVISED bOB'S "tRIMMING" CONNIE

MILKED

SEVERAL GALLONS OF VITAL BOBJUICE

* You have male

<RevJack> HEY YOU

<PeeKat> That was cool...

<P-Lil> Hello: Tattoo it on the head of your dick.

<HelloSkinny> Insert mode? What's insert mode?

<Modemac> Seems like all women want is more male...

<golFUR> i want a full body tatoo of myself, cept maybe a couple inches taller

<Friday-j> I seen a Japanese girl doing the nasty with a Black & Decker once

*** You is now known as TheCharlie

<HelloSkinny> Is that more line noise?

*** RevUni is now known as CatGirlNukuNuku

<Jetrock> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Look at the TIME!!!

<Friday-j> GGG - So, you think it was when "Connie" and I were fingering each

other that I got pregnant?

<dad> aaargh

<RevJack> NO

*** pope1 is now known as you

<HelloSkinny> No, Master Ringo warned against that. "I had.. the head..

tattooed.. once.. and IT HURT LIKE HELL! ButI didn't want the artist to

stop.."

<P-Lil> Friday: Black and Decker? Are we talking Dustbuster? drill motor? Car

opener?

<Jetrock> time for Jetrock to GO!! I must go FORNICATE now.

<dad> are we dead yet?

<HelloSkinny> (from the Zappa/Ensemble Modern AAAAFNRAA documentary)

*** golFUR is now known as Mode

<PeeKat> Wafers!

<HelloSkinny> GO jetrock, go!

<Friday-j> P-Lil - Power drill. All the way IN!

<RevJack> Go Jet, pop one for "Bob"

<Jetrock> I love sunday nights. Subgenius IRC and then it's off to FORNICATE

with

my YETI MATE!

<GeeCubed> OUT OF THE OLD PIPEFACE AND PUT IT IN CRYOGENIC SUSPENSION. CONNIE

HAS

NOW TAKEN ON THE TASK OF SPREADING THE YETI SEED...IF YOU HAD SEX WITH CONNIE

AND SDAID SHE KNOCKED YOU UP, THAT'S POSSIBLE, EVEN PROBABLE

* you are all driving me slowly insane!

<DynaSoar> GOJETGO

*** you is now known as pope1

* Mode change #subgenius +l 999

<HelloSkinny> I'll by fucking you with my soul.

<DynaSoar> GOGOGO

<P-Lil> Friday: Ooh. Was it plugged in too?

<PeeKat> Uni: Watch your language. There are martyrs present.

<GeeCubed> BUT TO SAY BOB RENDERED YOU ENCEINTE IS AN IMPOSSIBLILITY.

<Friday-j> GGG - Thanks for the advice. Now I know who to sue for that tooth

broke on that fetus' Foot Glands ...

*** Mode is now known as Topic

*** CatGirlNukuNuku is now known as A-Ko

<Jetrock> seeya next week, sportsfans!

<HelloSkinny> That's OK.. FUCK THE BLEEDING WOUNDS!

*** Topic is now known as golFUR

*** Quits: Jetrock (Leaving)

<Friday-j> P-Lil - Warm and humming!

<A-Ko> HAPPY? sheesh...cant be an anime fan anymore.

<RevJack> toodles Jet

<golFUR> fuck it

<HelloSkinny> Nothing was wrong with NukuNuku.

<P-Lil> Catgirl?!? CATGIRL!!!!

<Friday-j> GGG - "Bob" did not render me. He couldn't get the pot hot enough

start boiling.

*** pope1 is now known as Excuse

*** N_X_K is now known as Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku

<HelloSkinny> Hey, peekitty, catgirl, still OK..

<Ackme> hente and Black and Decker...

<P-Lil> Friday: Got a second VCR?

<Friday-j> P-Lil - Perhaps. Why?

<ICEKNIFE> I HATE that japanes bitch! Her work SUCK! Always drawing Americans

with

GIANT EYES like those creepy paintings!

<RevJack> Lil - what evil experiment have you got in mind now?

*** Joins: Stang (Stang@dal136.metronet.com)

*** Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku is now known as N_X_K

*** HelloSkinny is now known as peefeeyatko

<ICEKNIFE> FUCK her

<P-Lil> Friday: Watch for a blank tape in the mail.

*** peefeeyatko is now known as Peefeeyatko

* Excuse me, but do you have anything grey I could poop on?

<GeeCubed> IS THAT WHERE THE HUMMAHUMMANUKKANUKKAAPUAA GOES SWIMMIN' BY.

<DynaSoar> The STANG is fixed

<SisRose> Goodnight Pals!

<N_X_K> reIvan

*** Parts: SisRose (cairo@ppp63.snni.com)

<A-Ko> ok, see ya...!

<P-Lil> Stang: Got through feeling up the secretary, eh?

<Peefeeyatko> I'm RUNNING OUT OF ZOOGZ.. HELP.. WHAT NOW....

*** Excuse is now known as pope1

<Friday-j> P-Lil - What should i do with the black tape besides fuck it?

<Stang> That's funny... I started badmouthing my service and suddenly you all

disappeared.

<Modemac> Hey's back! Just when the mystery of "Bob's" vasectomy was

explained.

* MegaLiz 's harddrive crashes under the WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING LOG

<ICEKNIFE> PK: Try a tube of TRUBEE

<Friday-j> Stang - Did you get bumped by your modem? I did and I was here

twice!

* N_X_K pokes Martyr a couple of times. Yep, ust as he expected, dead

<DynaSoar> SEE? SEESEESEE? They HATE you Ivan

<Peefeeyatko> I HAVE NO TRUBEE. I am sad.

<dad> hate!

<P-Lil> Friday: I dunno, surprize me. Just mail the tape back.

<Peefeeyatko> I'm almost capsing out here.

*** A-Ko is now known as LaBlueGirl

<DynaSoar> hatehatehate

<ICEKNIFE> DAD has some, PK

<GeeCubed> sAY STANG---YOU USE A MAC DON'T YOU???

<Peefeeyatko> Dad: still do you want tapes?

<LaBlueGirl> porno anime...yummy

<Friday-j> Stang - You are sweet and I do not hate you. Now come closer so I

can

pour the syrup on you.

<RevJack> GGG has LOTS of caps

<golFUR> "insert something witty here" (so as when you read the logs later

you

will see how fucking hilarious i can be)

<dad> Trubee?

<Peefeeyatko> I'm not PK, I'm PeeFeeyatko.

<PeeKat> Trubee?

<ICEKNIFE> of COURSE he does.... Stinky SUCKS!

<Stang> My modem and everything appeared still connected. I just wasn't seeing

anybody else's yak.

<pope1> Did anyone get that last joke? Greypupon. Get it?

<RevJack> Trubee?

<dad> Doobee

<Friday-j> P-Lil - Maybe you should ask Stang about the tapes I give him

first.

<Peefeeyatko> I just was listening to Murderin gHells Happy Cretins.. that had

Trubee on it..

<LaBlueGirl> Grey poop on

<GeeCubed> OR NOT TRUBEE?

<RevJack> P1 - yes, we'll be over there shortly

<RevJack> say there

<pope1> stay away!!!!

<MegaLiz> Friday likes to groan on tape.

<RevJack> don't move

<MegaLiz> Send her JJJJJ sounds

<Friday-j> I like to groat on mates.

<GeeCubed> ALL RIGHT WHO TOOK MY GODDAMNED FRAPPY WHILE I WAS MAKING ICED

TEA???

<Peefeeyatko> I also listened to Wozzeck by Berg, and Civilization Phase III,

and

WOIIFM, and Hardcore Devo Vol. 1, and PFM's Per Un Amico today.

*** LaBlueGirl is now known as RevUni

<Friday-j> GGG - Not me! I'm Frapless.

* pope1 bars his door with lots of furniture...

* DynaSoar is hiding stacks of frappy

<Peefeeyatko> I don't know, but I like the fruit drinks in a can.

<RevJack> GGG - he man, I thought you forgot it

<P-Lil> Friday: We don't know if Stang has had a CHANCE to see those tapes

yet.

Besides, I'm sick.

<Ackme> Can you groat on your own mate?

<dad> PFM!

<RevJack> PPM!

<Peefeeyatko> The ones that are concentrated and refrigerated.

<ICEKNIFE> I'm touching you ALL, with the ring finger of my left hand.... just

sorta laying it on you... hee hee hee

<Stang> Gordon, your frappy is RIGHT OVER THERE where you LEFT it, ya fuckin'

brain dead old burnt out husk of a man.

<Peefeeyatko> I FEEL it, man!

* ICEKNIFE can make *YOU* do the PIXIE DANCE

* Ackme twitches

<PeeKat> cant keep up.....

<Peefeeyatko> No, PFM. Premiata Forniera Marconi.

<dad> cain't

* MegaLiz bites it OFF nicely.

<GeeCubed> FRIDAY: jAMMIN' WITH jIMMY WAS GENERALLY A JUMPIN' JAMBOREE FOR A

GENT

LIKE ME!

<Peefeeyatko> Symphonic Italian.

<RevJack> Canned fruit drinks make your spit ropy

* Friday-j feels her feet a-tapping

<Peefeeyatko> JAMBALAYA!

<Peefeeyatko> I like ropy spit.

<Peefeeyatko> Better lubricant. So I'm told.

<golFUR> skittle do too

<DynaSoar> RUBATUMMY

* RevJack feels his dick sagging

* TheCharlie just sits here quietly waiting for the services to begin

<Friday-j> GGG - Oh, are you and Stang trying to coax me into ANOTHER

three-way?

* pope1 pretends what it's like to have a life...

<GeeCubed> IVAN; YOU WWERE RIGHT..ASTOUNDING STANG...HOW DO YOU DO THAT????

<N_X_K> Hey, it looks like Martyr disappeared.

<Ackme> eat more okra

<DynaSoar> GRABARUBBER

<ICEKNIFE> DUMBER than USUAL, Meggwort.... 8 new ones grow in it's place....

<Peefeeyatko> I CAN' T EAT GARLIC.. it makes me SHIT like hell...

* dad is getting a sore neck

<N_X_K> I don't see anyone@earthlink.net on the list anymore

<Peefeeyatko> and we HAVE garlic... this is sad...

<PeeKat> Cool! I wanna see hellshit!

* MegaLiz says SHIT pours gassoline all over the house

*** Stang is now known as I

<golFUR> i cant eat shit, it makes my ass garlicy

<GeeCubed> FRIDAY: A THREEWAY ON THE FREEWAY WOULD BE JUST JOLLY!

<dad> ah the high garlic colonic

<RevUni> Peefeeyatko: you get the runny bottom from garlic?

*** I is now known as STANGMASTER

<DynaSoar> RUBAGRUBBERHARDER

<RevJack> Dave - you don't eat ENOUGH. You need to pass the schwartzchild

radius

of garlicness

<ICEKNIFE> I? Why not just call yerself HOLY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY, ya SNOT?

<Peefeeyatko> YES and I can't afford tospend threee days straight on the

crapper

much as I'd LIKE to.

<RevUni> OBEY YOUR MASTER...MASTER...

*** STANGMASTER is now known as RevStang

<Friday-j> GGG - (Groan) Not the freeway again ... can't we do it where we've

never done it before? Like in BED??

<Peefeeyatko> How many cloves will pass the schwartzchild radius?

<Friday-j> Stang - You have the power - and they haven't got a prayer.

<dad> ok, so you know how to change your nick now...

<RevJack> STANGMASTER - is that the thing that blonde chick on TV puts between

her

legs?

<GeeCubed> oNLY IF IT'S A GENUINE GERMAN GEORGIAN PIECE!!!

<ICEKNIFE> garlic in a black hole...

*** N_X_K is now known as Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger

<RevStang> Well, I had to figure it out by trial and error.

<golFUR> would you all shut the fuck up, how in the hell can i keep my screen

blank with all you fuckwads yapping away

<RevUni> ROFL

<RevStang> Speaking of trials I have to spent tomorrow with a LAWYER.

<ICEKNIFE> I sense a recipie for Marinara Typhon in the works...

<pope1> lets do an age/sex/location check!

<Friday-j> Stang - Now who did you KILL?

<Peefeeyatko> Magma? Magma, do you think? I've only got Hhai.

<RevUni> uh oh...whatd you do now?

<RevJack> sorry gloFUR please repeat, I missed that

<ICEKNIFE> What did you do NOW, Stinky?

<RevStang> Drunk fuck almost killed me in April 95. Goes to court soon.

<RevStang> HEH HEH HEH

<Peefeeyatko> 20. Here and now, but not in the flesh ever. Male.

Louisville,

KY.

<GeeCubed> OH IVAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LAWSUIT, IT VASS NHEEGHEE VOT MADE ME

IT!

<ICEKNIFE> Oh, the car!!!

<RevJack> P1 my eighty year old dick is in Milwaukee

<Peefeeyatko> Yeah, I remember that... yeah, man, one of the last things I

read

before I went away...

<RevStang> I suing him for not killing me. And he didn't even stay to see if I

was

dead!!

<RevUni> asshole...take all his money.

<GeeCubed> STANG: HEEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEH

<ICEKNIFE> Maybe he didn't care?

<RevUni> all of it!

<pope1> That didn't go over well...

<RevUni> milk the fucker!

<Peefeeyatko> The makers of smooth music? (How long are you staying is the

BEST

SONG EVUR!!! Everyone must hear it!!)

<Peefeeyatko> Milk.. My tits are giving milk right now..

*** Joins: _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger (emegas@206.117.228.41)

-> *pope1* Man, I gotta crash. Later on, RadNik!

Clone Detected in #subgenius!

_NicholasXamalth_Kreuger

- [

*!*@206.117.228.41

] [ 8:02:57 PM ]

*** _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K

<P-Lil> No age, no sex (damn it!), no location except where I'm at.

<ICEKNIFE> RAPE his insurance company

<Friday-j> Stang - My blessings on your lawsuit! May you win many $$$$$!

*** Friday-j is now known as friday-jerks-off

<friday-jerks-off> Oops!

*** Quits: Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger (Read error to

Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger[206.117

.228.41]: Connection reset by peer)

<Modemac> God, I gotta go to bed...

<Modemac> Nite all. I'm going to stay online and log, though.

<PeeKat> I'm not

<DynaSoar> lateron

<dad> I'm sure this is something we'll want to read again and again

<DynaSoar> BURN his ass, Stang

<DynaSoar> GET BIG BUXx

<PeeKat> MONEY. GET MONEY.

*** Modemac is now known as Modemac_

<dad> subtle change there

*** Modemac_ is now known as Modemac_Lurking

<Modemac_Lurking> Drat.

<RevUni> take all his money and then pull a clockwork orange brainwashing type

deal on him...make him SUFFER!

*pope1* Same here, slack jack!

*** Modemac_Lurking is now known as Lurking-n-Logging

<golFUR> wow, check out that scroll....

<Peefeeyatko> Bye modemac.l

<MegaLiz> summphin funny...

<Peefeeyatko> I don't have work until 9:30 tomrrow so I think I'll be OK.

<RevJack> G'Night all. Must check out the netherworld. Slack to all.

<friday-jerks-off> Computer just SPIT AT ME

<pope1> Later ppl, I'm ouuta here!

<RevUni> Jack.sleep well

<Peefeeyatko> Clockwork orange.. We have that tape and I STILL haven't seen

it..

bralghava..

<N_X_K> Hmm...Hopefully ChanServ might op me now.

Session Close: Sun Sep 08 23:13:31 1996

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