Subject: Re: SERIOUS WARNING (was: SubGenii vs. The Church of the SubGenius)
Date: 23 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Iceknife)
Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.
email@example.com (rev.nickie) writes:
> Anthony Hobbs (firstname.lastname@example.org) wrote:
> : In article <email@example.com>,
> : rev.nickie <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> : > Kid Ginsu (email@example.com) wrote:
> : > : Ah, waitaminit, according to YOU according to me. If you want to
> : > : interpret having SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS SUBGENIUS as being a
> : > : Heirarchite, wouldn't the CIA/IRS/etc qualify, too?
> : >
> : > Not to mention P2.....
> : And the Prieure de Sion, don't forget them. One of the coolest
> : conspiracies around - they were a pathetic collection of reactionary
> : Catholic hasbeens with delusions of grandeur until a couple of English
> : journalists started poking into their affairs. Now, through sheer force
> : of *publicity*, they control the President of France, high-ranking
> : cabinet members in most European country, and are near their goal of
> : putting the Merovingian dynasty, direct descendants of Jesus of Nazareth,
> : on the throne of a United States of Europe. Good on 'em!
> I am about to be very serious here. I really don't think it's too good of
> an idea to talk about these people. It has more to do with POWER than
> publicity, believe me. Some things should not be taken lightly.
> -Rev. Nickie
OH YE OF LITTLE, GREASY, TARNISHED, FLOPPY, FLACID, FUNKWORN FAITH!
LIKE DOBBS ISN'T ONE OF THEM!
LIKE THE LUCK PLANE CAN'T SAVE US!
LIKE $30 JUST DOESN'T COVER IT.
LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT POWER IS, EVEN KNOW WHAT GLORY IS, UNDERSTAND
LIKE *OUR* JESII AREN'T *ALL* TOUGHER AND COOLER THAN *ANY* OF THEIRS!
LIKE WE, THEY, EVERYONE WON'T *DIE* RENDERING ALLPOINTS MOOT!
LIKE DOBBS CARES ABOUT DYING!
LIKE WOTAN CARES!
LIKE OUR TIME CAMERAS DON'T TELL WHERE ALL THE BODIES ARE BURRIED!
LIKE KERRY NEVER SAW GARY OR HARRY!
LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO EVEN GET NOTICED BY THEM WASN'T TO SELL OUT & JOIN
LIKE GIANT HAIRY PYGMY WOMEN AREN'T PREPAREING THE PEDESTAL FOR THE
SACRED HEAD, EVENAS WE SPEAK!
LIKE HERD POLITICS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN TIME CONTROL, MOREALISM, AND
LIKE HYPERNORMALISM DOESN'T BRING YOU OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF DARKNESS!
LIKE FROPIN AN' FRAPIN AND CRAPIN' AND BLAPIN' CAN'T SAVE YER UR-SOUL!
LIKE NOW ISN'T THE FINEST WEAPON MONEY CAN RUB!
LIKE YOU NEVER SMELLED THE *SKOR* AND RUBBED NHGH-OFF BETWEEN YER FLAPS!
LIKE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SLACK TO GO AROUOND!
LIKE A WORM EATING IT'S OWN TAIL ISN'T THE MAIN PART OF A FRISBEE!
LIKE THEY CAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ZZZZZZ AND A SSSSSS...
LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT IMMORTALITY AND LACK OF APPROPRIATE