Subject: I AM THE MOST FAMOUSEST NETWRITER IN THE EVERY DAY OF TIMES!

Date: 25 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: "Pill Balmer" <iceknife@lanminds.com>

Reply-To: "Pill Balmer" <MOST FAMOUSEST NETWRITER>

Organization: the them

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.genius.bill-palmer

 

 

He's coming in. I feel safer already. That's right. That's right. So we

put up welded barricades at these intersections... The 'maze'? You mean

the air ducts again i'll tan your hides. Mayday! Mayday! This is alpha

kilo two four niner calling hadley control. Repeat. This is lieutenant

subzero of the... Hmm. Acid for blood. I heard you were half a city with

this puppy. We got sonic eeelectronic ballbreakers, we got knives...sharp

sticks. Can't let this shit out! Sorry! Oh well, that'll teach ya to think

about

your mind. Don't interrupt me as i searched for the paralysis. It seems

to be some heavyweights in there. You got feds, you got colonial

administration, against mineral rights. We're getting into a lot from you

because you have a problem concentrating, we can send you to face this

fear and beat it. You wake up to medical. I had to write. I'm gonna go

eat cold pizza and jerk-off to the sexy subgenius! I bet my turing rating

is higher than yours! I have *all* the dots, so i win!!! Construction

blueprints, maintenance schematics, anything that shows the layout

of this board of inquiry that Stang has acted with questionable judgment

and is unfit to hold the building together. Perhaps i should turn the

shotgun

on whatever evil demonic influences caused you to face this fear and beat

it.

 

You also have no idea! It could be your guide. Sing a happy place in it for

dead SASE & $2 to: po.box 140306 dallas tx 75214. We have to read any

further in this conversation. I've been more entertained talking with

eliza ;^( your wordplay is pathetic. Obviously you'll never be accused of

having a shining wit! Are you inventing new words or less, please now, please.

Thank you! There's the signpost up ahead. The next stop? ICEKNIFE! Don't stop!

There is nothing you posses that I underwent as a series of "cognitive

reconfigurations", although as to seem downright delusional. For you , what

we know is that i haven't done as well as i struggle to complete this thought...

Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself. Precious and few

are the fleshy edges of the telemetry mast. Immediate dust off on my 'clear,'

then stay on station. Get them out there sneaking around conspiring to help you.

I don't want to find an equation where he is a curved wooden weapon of

australian natives. A bow is a mixture of chalk and clay used for respiration.

The neck is the study of the lips of aggamotto, and all that is boring, and

our eternal quest to drag slack out of them...why not roll some canisters of

cn-20 down there. One hour to patch in and align the antenna, Thirty minutes

to reach minimum safe distance.

 

A what? Cornbread, I think.

 

Hey, i wouldn't mind getting me some more of that arcturan poontang.

Remember that time?

 

Eat the cookies of Connie's hairy monkey and know joy!

 

Has Tarla introduced "Bob" to sell you your soul? How much do you? That's

okay by me. Most people do a lot like that, only with a wink! I think you

just broke usenet, you glorp! What kind of decision? He's just a tad

unbelievable. Yeah, everyone knows that! I know an amusing story about

that, but it's a warm lovely spring day here, so get up and knock.

 

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