Subject: ICE COLD DEATH available NOW

Date: Sun, 14 Mar 1999 01:37:22 -0500

From: "Rev. Random the Other" <cmcjp02@americasm01.nt.com>

Organization: TOXIC COW - mooOOOOoo

Newsgroups: alt.slack

DEATH(tm) STALKS THE NET

Advanced Trace-and-Destroy toolset for Net-Kook Extraction:

***TSALA-NEE-GHEE***

Cherokee AI terror-warrior A.S.S. SUPRAbot virii package

Featuring:

Mobile detection-infection-correction schema

Memetic NETtracker ballcracker app

INFINITE DOSE injection with ASYMPTOTIC persecution generation

EXIGENT Antagonation Multiplier with NONPROPORTIONAL Response Curve

Cybernated INSTANT ESCALATION / ETERNAL PERSEVERANCE directive

Auto-Decalibration within 0.003 nanoseconds

SYNC REJECTION with ANY OUTSIDE SOURCE

Overload breaker BYPASS

Virtual tensiometer / proximity meter with Mortification TRIP sensor

Comprehensive Smoke assay probe with INSTANTANEOUS aesthetic analysis

Intrinsic logomachtic superiomizer

Fully amphimictic with ANY existing or emergent Operating System

"NO known survivors" - Malevolent Pstench magazine

"Violent. Malignant. Barbaric." - NetExterminatrix Redux magazine

"Never before has such ferocious,

sadistic cruelty been so affordable" - Demonic Software Review magazine

FREE Cryogenic cutlery with purchase