Subject: Re: i resign
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 11:14:35 -0500
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Geoffrey V. Bronner)
Organization: Tuck School of Business
In article <email@example.com>, "kevbob"
>due to the nature of the computer industry, it has come to my attention that
>my services are no longer required, as computers can do what kevbobs do best
>better, faster, and much much much cheaper.
Perhaps. But can they do it with such style and grace? Quantity isn't
everything you know.
>while joe camel is seriously up a creek, there is no other alternative, as i
>do not want to die with a hammer in my hand.
This is because they won't be making any more baseball caps, isn't it?
>as for what kevbob will do best next? i am considering spending more time
>learning how to channel road rage into productivity, finally graduating with
>a 2 year degree after 5 1/2 years, relaxing, and otherwise trying my damndest
>in making my head explode into a shattering cataclysm of dead brain cells.
Road rage can be channeled. If you work it right you become one gigantic
ego... convinced of your own superiority you will not deign to care about
the other drivers on the road. When you realize that honking at them (or
worse) would be wrong because it acknowledges their WORTHLESS existence
You have the choice of getting an ulcer or not caring if the idiots around
you all drop dead. Not caring is much easier.