Subject: And you thought YOU were SLACK

Date: 16 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: Rev Dr Dista S <>


Organization: Amphibious Association of Teen Models Over 30

Newsgroups: alt.slack



So I get back from a week long business trip (where I worked my ass

off and didn't get laid all week) only to be informed that I no longer

had a position in the company. What joy and elation! My uncontrollable

laughter and ear to ear grin completely baffled the pinks.


Five months later I still haven't come out of my forced retirement.

Why would I want to? I've got lots of free time and money is

miraculously holding out (praise BoB!). Initially the future with no

job looks dim until you realize that your eyes are squinting.


I highly recommend being downsized to anyone. A severe drop in

income is also a severe drop in taxes that provide the CON a means to

suck still more SLACK from your weary bones. Hope for a couple days off

in no way compares to the prospect of never working again!


Yours in the sludge,


Rev. Dr. Dista S