Subject: Millenium Buggery!

Date: 27 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: lythralis@aol.com (Lythralis)

Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

 

Something that I'm sure everyone is aware of is the infamous "Y2K"

problem. Well, the truth of the matter is that it's all BULLSHIT!

 

Yes, bullshit..... As if people will be permanently fucked-up by seeing

that their accounts and such have "04" or whatever, as a date. Guess that

people believe that the computers will think that it means "1904" not "2004".

 

Well, here's a little secret the Conspiracy and the Pinks don't want you

to know. It's not the computers that have the problem, it's the jaded,

sitcom-sodden idiots who use them that have the problem. In short, Y2K would

burn up like a fart in a nuclear fireball if people had some FUCKING BRAINS and

used them. Of course, most people will not, and therefore they could have a

problem.

 

But even this problem could be crushed handily if people would just THINK,

not go bleating mindlessly to their doom like sheep on LSD. The problem (if

there even is one) is trivial to fix. 5 Min (or less) of programming will stop

it. And if our society can truly be fucked-up by something so stupid? Maybe Bob

is trying to send us a hint......

 

Fuck 'Em if they cant take a Joke

 

The Reverend Lythralis

 

Subject:

Re: Millenium Buggery!

Date:

27 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From:

nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

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like.excess@sex.org

Organization:

Frontier GlobalCenter Inc.

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alt.slack

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Lythralis wrote:

>

> Something that I'm sure everyone is aware of is the infamous "Y2K"

> problem. Well, the truth of the matter is that it's all BULLSHIT!

>

 

Jan 3, 2000

 

Mr./Mrs./Ms./other LYTHRALIS,

 

We here at the 'Frop of the week club have demonstrated remarkable

patience with your outstanding debt to our organization of

$3,000,000,000,000.00, which has existed since Jan 1, 1900; usual

payments of which are normally made by our clientele on a weekly or

monthly basis.

 

However, we can no longer extend 'Frop credits to you, and hope

that the process of clawing out your eyeballs while experiencing

the agony of withdrawl will help you to find the necessary capital

with which to meet these payments.

 

To assist you in your decision, we have retained the services of

the Thumper & Whine Debt Collection Service, who will be visiting

you within the hour. Mr. Giancarlo "Fisty" Scarlucci will convey

our sincere desire that you remit your outstanding payments as

soon as possible, whatever your desire for conducting future

business with our organization. We recommend that you give him

your full and undivided attention despite any discomfort you

may be experiencing at the time.

 

 

 

Sincerely,