Subject: Millenium Buggery!
Date: 27 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
From: email@example.com (Lythralis)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Something that I'm sure everyone is aware of is the infamous "Y2K"
problem. Well, the truth of the matter is that it's all BULLSHIT!
Yes, bullshit..... As if people will be permanently fucked-up by seeing
that their accounts and such have "04" or whatever, as a date. Guess that
people believe that the computers will think that it means "1904" not "2004".
Well, here's a little secret the Conspiracy and the Pinks don't want you
to know. It's not the computers that have the problem, it's the jaded,
sitcom-sodden idiots who use them that have the problem. In short, Y2K would
burn up like a fart in a nuclear fireball if people had some FUCKING BRAINS and
used them. Of course, most people will not, and therefore they could have a
But even this problem could be crushed handily if people would just THINK,
not go bleating mindlessly to their doom like sheep on LSD. The problem (if
there even is one) is trivial to fix. 5 Min (or less) of programming will stop
it. And if our society can truly be fucked-up by something so stupid? Maybe Bob
is trying to send us a hint......
Fuck 'Em if they cant take a Joke
The Reverend Lythralis
Re: Millenium Buggery!
27 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Frontier GlobalCenter Inc.
> Something that I'm sure everyone is aware of is the infamous "Y2K"
> problem. Well, the truth of the matter is that it's all BULLSHIT!
Jan 3, 2000
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