Subject: Mmmmm Brain Cells........

Date: 10 Dec 1998 05:47:48 GMT

From: (BrownSnd14)

Organization: AOL



Just because engineering shouldn't be so serious all the time...



A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the

herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are

killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,

because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the

regular killing of the weakest members.


In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off

brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells

first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells,

constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The results


this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal link

between all-weekend parties and professional performance. It also explains why,

after a few short years of leaving a university and

getting married, most workers cannot keep up with the performance of the new

graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious

alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they

achieved during their university years.


So, this is a call to arms. Get back into the bars. Drink that beer. Your

country needs you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the

career that you could have.


-Jay Kahrs

Brown Sound Studios

Morris Plains, NJ