Subject: Mmmmm Brain Cells........
Date: 10 Dec 1998 05:47:48 GMT
From: email@example.com (BrownSnd14)
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Just because engineering shouldn't be so serious all the time...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The results
this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal link
between all-weekend parties and professional performance. It also explains why,
after a few short years of leaving a university and
getting married, most workers cannot keep up with the performance of the new
graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious
alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they
achieved during their university years.
So, this is a call to arms. Get back into the bars. Drink that beer. Your
country needs you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the
career that you could have.
Brown Sound Studios
Morris Plains, NJ