Subject: Re: Real Men & Coffee

Date: 25 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: iceknife@bif.com (Iceknife)

Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.

Newsgroups: alt.coffee, alt.slack

References: 1

 

 

> you LOVE-- right, Icky-Dee? Should I post MORE of the BEST OF BLACKMER to

> keep your Yetosterone levels in the green? Hmmmm?

>

> _________________________________________________________________________

> Rob (Not-Bob) "They're only gonna suck this thing once."

 

oh goody... another of the VERY lowest strata of sub-sub.... another

NENSLOTIC RETARD who's too lazy, frightened, and complacent to go after

the CON, so they go after subgenii instead. TRULY pathetic.

 

NOW... go say something less than complimentary about Exxon or The

Knights Of Malta or the NSA or maybe even the fucking SHRINERS, ya

chickenshit!

 

besides, what the fuck have YOU done for "Bob" lately?

 

HUH?

 

OH SHIT NOW IT'S HEEEEEERE... I KNEW THERE WAS SUMTHIN BUGGIN ME, AND

THAT'S IT, CHICK-O-STICK-DICK! YOU OWE "Bob" EVERYTHING *TWICE*.

 

GIT ON IT, BOY! TARLA MAY BE A HO, BUT SHE'S BEYOND *YOUR* MEANS....

SHE'S A HO FOR "Bob".... FOR WHOM YOU'VE DONE *NOTHING*, YOU UNWANTED

SLUT! SPREAD YOUR CHEEZY LOBES FOR "Bob" AND LET HIM FUCK ALL THE

CLEVERNESS SUBSTITUTE OUT OF YOU UNTIL THE BLACK WALRUS CUM OF DOOM IS

ALL YOU KNOW. THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY TO SERVE DOBBS WHO IS

KING KING KING EVEN BIGGER THAN ELVIS DAMN YOU YESSS I HAVE SEEN THE RAPE

OF THE WHEAT, AND YOU DA OATBOY GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE DEEP AND

GREASY WET SPOT UNTIL YOU GROW A NICE SHINY COAT OF SHOGGOTH SMEGMA HOO

HA...

 

I mean, uh, send $30 to P.O.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214.

 

Yeah! THAT'S what I mean! OK!

 

HADJIME! RE!

 

 

ENDORPHOS GLEEM

 

 

Subject:

Re: Real Men & Coffee

Date:

31 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From:

blackmer@course2.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)

Organization:

Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts

Newsgroups:

alt.coffee, alt.slack

Followup-To:

alt.coffee, alt.slack

References:

1 , 2

 

 

 

 

Iceknife (iceknife@bif.com) wrote:

 

: oh goody... another of the VERY lowest strata of sub-sub.... another

: NENSLOTIC RETARD who's too lazy, frightened, and complacent to go after

: the CON, so they go after subgenii instead. TRULY pathetic.

 

If this church does not remain pure, through continuous Purgings of Flame

and Mockery, we will become another "Hip Thang" or other Con-dessicated

husk. FEAR NOT, NOR SNEER, for the mote in my eye is a diamond!

 

: NOW... go say something less than complimentary about Exxon or The

: Knights Of Malta or the NSA or maybe even the fucking SHRINERS, ya

: chickenshit!

 

No, everyone else does this ALL THE TIME. They are EASY TARGETS, ya

chickenshit!

 

: besides, what the fuck have YOU done for "Bob" lately?

 

: HUH?

 

I don't owe "Bob" DIDDLY. "Bob" iss a fabrication constructed to dupe the

unwary! Sure, cut your dick off for "Bob", but you ain't draggin' ME along.

 

: OH SHIT NOW IT'S HEEEEEERE... I KNEW THERE WAS SUMTHIN BUGGIN ME, AND

: THAT'S IT, CHICK-O-STICK-DICK! YOU OWE "Bob" EVERYTHING *TWICE*.

 

: GIT ON IT, BOY! TARLA MAY BE A HO, BUT SHE'S BEYOND *YOUR* MEANS....

: SHE'S A HO FOR "Bob".... FOR WHOM YOU'VE DONE *NOTHING*, YOU UNWANTED

: SLUT! SPREAD YOUR CHEEZY LOBES FOR "Bob" AND LET HIM FUCK ALL THE

: CLEVERNESS SUBSTITUTE OUT OF YOU UNTIL THE BLACK WALRUS CUM OF DOOM IS

: ALL YOU KNOW. THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY TO SERVE DOBBS WHO IS

: KING KING KING EVEN BIGGER THAN ELVIS DAMN YOU YESSS I HAVE SEEN THE RAPE

: OF THE WHEAT, AND YOU DA OATBOY GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE DEEP AND

: GREASY WET SPOT UNTIL YOU GROW A NICE SHINY COAT OF SHOGGOTH SMEGMA HOO

: HA...

 

"Bob" IS A PIECE OF MOUSE SHIT HANGING OFF THE SHOE OF ETERNITY! HE TOOK

MY KIDS AWAY AND LEFT ME NOTHIN' BUT THESE LOUSY MAGIC BEANS! IF I EVER

LAY MY HANDS ON THAT FUCKER I'LL GET A CLUE!

 

: I mean, uh, send $30 to P.O.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214.

 

 

-Icarus Auto(slack)Damocletian QPM

 

g aed fae m ad ct ta hi. heh.

 

P.S. I am richer, smarter, braver, wiser, fatter, and cooler than you and

I get less chicks and more people pity my mother. And I work harder for

less return! John Calvin rules! You wish you could be John Calvin, so you

wear Calvin Kleins, but it WON'T WORK!

 

ct:

Re: Real Men & Coffee

Date:

01 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From:

dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Organization:

InfiNet

Newsgroups:

alt.coffee, alt.slack

References:

1 , 2 , 3

 

 

 

 

On 01-31-96, blackmer@course2.harvard wrote:

> Iceknife (iceknife@bif.com) wrote:

> I don't owe "Bob" DIDDLY. "Bob" iss a fabrication constructed to dupe

> the unwary! Sure, cut your dick off for "Bob", but you ain't draggin'

> ME along.

> : OH SHIT NOW IT'S HEEEEEERE... I KNEW THERE WAS SUMTHIN BUGGIN ME, AND

> : THAT'S IT, CHICK-O-STICK-DICK! YOU OWE "Bob" EVERYTHING *TWICE*.

Gennulmin, you make me very happy. You are, of course, both entirely

correct. And not. When the wave function collapses, try not to get any on

you. Enjoy a nice game of critical mass.

* 2qwk! 2.0 * Think hard now! Which one is Shinola?

 

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Doktor DynaSoar Iridium -- dynasor@infi.net -- Punctuator of Evolution