Subject: Re: Hiddeous Cornflakes Truth Revealed!

Date: 21 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: iceknife@bif.com (Iceknife)

Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.illuminati

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nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie) writes:

 

> I just saw this thing on TV last night that was talking about the

> inventer of Cornflakes (Kellogg, right?). They said he ran a sanitarium,

> and believed sex and sexual desire was to be the downfall of man. He also

> believed that eating meat increased sexual desire and activity, so

> invented a product that people would want to eat a lot that wasn't meat.

>

> I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN, SOMEHOW, THAT CEREAL WITHOUT MARSHMALLOWS WAS EVIL!!

>

> --

> *you have been blessed by a communication from*

> -----Rev. Nickie

> http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/

 

 

Yep. That movie, the Road To Wellville? HO FUCKING HO. VERY FUCKING

FUNNY!

 

Dr.Kellogg was a MAJOR weirdo, and did some VERY serious damage to this

country. For nocturnal emissions, he suggested sewing a young man's

foreskin shut with a bit of silver wire. Young women and female CHILDREN

observed rubbing their genitals during sleep (he advocated carefull,

regular observation of one's sleeping chidren) were supposed to have

CARBOLIC ACID administered to THE CLITORUS!!!

 

He recomended enemas for EVERYTHING, sometimes as many as 12 a day (any

doctor can tell you what that'll do to yer innards). He had a VERY

serious enema fetish, and couldn't get thru the day without at least

two or three, usually more.

 

ALL bodily functions disgusted him, and the social scars he left on this

country are still visable. He was one sick fuck, and I consider him one

of the most evil influences in american history.

 

 

TAKEN FROM: ICEKNIFE'S HISTORY OF AMERICAN PERVERSION, CHAPTER III

 

 

DR.PEABODY'S PAL SHERMAN