Subject: Re: Hiddeous Cornflakes Truth Revealed!
Date: 21 Jan 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Iceknife)
Organization: Blue Island Fantasies BBS - Moraga, California.
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.illuminati
email@example.com (rev.nickie) writes:
> I just saw this thing on TV last night that was talking about the
> inventer of Cornflakes (Kellogg, right?). They said he ran a sanitarium,
> and believed sex and sexual desire was to be the downfall of man. He also
> believed that eating meat increased sexual desire and activity, so
> invented a product that people would want to eat a lot that wasn't meat.
> I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN, SOMEHOW, THAT CEREAL WITHOUT MARSHMALLOWS WAS EVIL!!
> *you have been blessed by a communication from*
> -----Rev. Nickie
Yep. That movie, the Road To Wellville? HO FUCKING HO. VERY FUCKING
Dr.Kellogg was a MAJOR weirdo, and did some VERY serious damage to this
country. For nocturnal emissions, he suggested sewing a young man's
foreskin shut with a bit of silver wire. Young women and female CHILDREN
observed rubbing their genitals during sleep (he advocated carefull,
regular observation of one's sleeping chidren) were supposed to have
CARBOLIC ACID administered to THE CLITORUS!!!
He recomended enemas for EVERYTHING, sometimes as many as 12 a day (any
doctor can tell you what that'll do to yer innards). He had a VERY
serious enema fetish, and couldn't get thru the day without at least
two or three, usually more.
ALL bodily functions disgusted him, and the social scars he left on this
country are still visable. He was one sick fuck, and I consider him one
of the most evil influences in american history.
TAKEN FROM: ICEKNIFE'S HISTORY OF AMERICAN PERVERSION, CHAPTER III
DR.PEABODY'S PAL SHERMAN