Subject: Re: Happy X-istMas

Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1998 08:26:05 -0800

From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Organization: SexzillaNet

 

Every day is XistMas when you've got a Pink in the fireplace. In fact, if

you're stumped for gifts for your favorite Yetinsyn and are on a tight

budget, why not make a FirePink for them this holiday? It's cheap, easy,

and festive, and says that you really care about them, instead of merely

making a token gift based on an idea you ripped off from a Usenet post.

 

First, take a Pink and dress it in flannel and/or terry cloth. Wrap cotton

twine around the Pink's arms and waist, and leave a little bit dangling

free on the ends. Dip the Pink in molten paraffin; make sure its clothes

are thoroughly saturated. Let cool. When you're ready to use the FirePink,

just place it in the fireplace and light the piece of dangling string.

You'll be treated to hours of delightful multicolored flames, and the air

will be sweetly scented with the festive aromas of damnation.

 

Some SubGenii stuff shotgun shells into the rectum of the Pink before

dipping it in the paraffin; I recommend against the practice since it

might backfire.

 

 

The Prophet Lilith

 

--

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Subject: Re: alt.slack is not dead (12/24/98)

Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1998 08:12:12 -0800

From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Organization: SexzillaNet

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4

 

 

In article <friday-ya02408000R2512980005100001@news.tiac.net>,

friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones) wrote:

 

>In article <p-lil-2412981120260001@port026.drizzle.com>,

>p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench) wrote:

>

>>Warm up the yogurt and get me the two-ply latex gauntlets--I'm GOING IN.

>

>No, Doctor! The patient's not responding to the anesthetic! Or the

>aesthetics!

 

Show him this here copy of Debeaked & Shaved Quarterly. That'll keep him

distracted while we try to save his life.

 

Speculum, nurse!