Subject: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

Date: 30 Apr 1999 14:37:08 GMT

From: Stephanie Allison <revjack@radix.net>

Organization: No Pop No Style

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.slack.sputum, alt.fan.stretchpants

 

 

 

So I'm writing this program that will handle this web site's late-breaking

news stories automatically. I need some "stories" to work with though, so

I write a short perl script that pulls random words from the dictionary

and makes these bogus headlines and gibberish stories.

 

The very first headline it made was:

 

STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

 

So, somebody let Sterno know, OK?

 

Note: the "story" ran along the lines of "drop saint deodorant van runaway

recumbent hardwood auburn conjecture satiety momentous caramel", etc. In

case you were wondering.

 

 

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Re: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 15:36:53 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.slack.sputum, alt.fan.stretchpants

References: 1

 

On 30 Apr 1999 14:37:08 GMT, Stephanie Allison <revjack@radix.net>

wrote:

 

:The very first headline it made was:

:

: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

 

I find this INCREDIBLY reassuring. It rilly rilly helps to know that

the sterno pussy is being put to good use.

 

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Subject: Re: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

Date: 30 Apr 1999 15:35:34 GMT

From: Baghdad Richardson <revjack@radix.net>

Organization: No Pop No Style

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.slack.sputum, alt.fan.stretchpants

References: 1 , 2

 

 

Previously, Mumthra <nospamum@radix.net> wrote:

:On 30 Apr 1999 14:37:08 GMT, Stephanie Allison <revjack@radix.net>

:wrote:

 

::The very first headline it made was:

::

:: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

 

:I find this INCREDIBLY reassuring. It rilly rilly helps to know that

:the sterno pussy is being put to good use.

 

Git offa da phone! I'm tryna call ya!

 

 

That One Guy

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Subject: Re: STERNO PUSSY STOKES CUSTER KLUX VIGIL

Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:19:43 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.slack.sputum, alt.fan.stretchpants

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

On 30 Apr 1999 15:35:34 GMT, Baghdad Richardson <revjack@radix.net>

wrote:

:Previously, Mumthra <nospamum@radix.net> wrote:

 

:Git offa da phone! I'm tryna call ya!

 

Great. So you can call me up and say: "POST MORE!"

 

Dweenie.

 

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Usenet is just like FAMILY!

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