Subject: If you really love him...
Date: Tue, 27 Apr 1999 23:08:49 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.slack, nz.gen
You'll fondle his nuts. It's true. The most common type of cancer
found in men 18-35 years old is testicular cancer. Men are soooo shy
about anything that hints that their genitals might not be absolutely
perfect, so it's up to us, the women and men that love them, to do our
duties and check those nuts. For those who are simply FOND of the man
in question, a gentle examination of the nuts and sack with the
forefinger and thumb may be enough to assure yourself that he will
make it through the next six months without chemotherapy, which might
hamper the dating process.
But if you're in a committed relationship and you want him around for
a few more years, you'll REALLY get in there and make sure, with the
sensory instrument you've trusted since birth...your tongue. I'm
calling it "The Lick of Love."
Cancer can appear at any time. The only way to be sure of catching it
early is to regularly administer "The Lick of Love." My spouse, who
happens to have a deep love of life, suggests a daily exam, but you
can probably catch a burgeoning tumor with a weekly check.
Get on the bandwagon where EVERYBODY wins! Don't let testicular cancer
sneak up on your loved one. Give them the Lick of Love, TODAY!
To "have" slack and to "be" slack are the same thing.
To exist in a:certain way. The way of the GRASSHOPPER
on the LAWNMOWER.