Date: Fri, 01 Jan 1999 22:01:56 -0700

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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:



Sorry, this thread is being requisitioned because of it's



Who here has seen the old Chinese ink print series called

"The Great Penis Contest"?


What I remember was that men showed up with their dicks in

support slings, being carried in a wheelbarrow and an

oxcart, and the grand prize winner (which just shows the

startled judges, who are having to remove a wall to allow

the contestant's entry into the judgement hall.)


I would like to see a parody of Michaelangelo's "David",

but with the face of John Holmes, and with his dick over

his shoulder instead of a sling, with the inscription:


"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair"


And, of course, the Revolutionary War song:


Does your dick hang low?

Does it wobble to and fro?

Can you tie it in a knot?

Can you tie it in a bow?

Can you throw it over your shoulder,

Like a Continental soldier?

Does your dick hang low?


Oh, the culture of the MIGHTY, ALL-POWERFUL, ERECT PENIS!!


Seriously. All a vagina does is hiss at you, unless you are

lucky enough to get one that farts. A dick has character.