Subject: Re: RANDY DAY SLAUGHTER
Date: 08 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
From: "ICEKNIFE" <email@example.com>
Reply-To: "ICEKNIFE" <nobody home try back later>
Organization: the them
Newsgroups: talk.politics.guns, alt.slack
References: 1 , 2 , 3
David R. Voth wrote in message <firstname.lastname@example.org>...
>The black helicopters departed from talk.politics.guns, leaving
>Pinkboy KILLtheTELATUBY@webtv.net mumbling something about:
><ridiculous, off-topic crap snipped>
>If I had your email address I'd respond to you offline. But because
>you insist on using misspelled phonies I must address you in public.
>Are you a TOTAL FUCKING MORON or do you just play one on the Internet?
>Do you realize that tens of thousands of people all over the world
>read the crap you post here? Do you have much success attracting
>women with your pathetic anti-cat "humor"? The last thing pro-gun
>people need is to be associated with your brand of boorish Dumbshitism
>If my house was on fire I'd rescue my cats and my tortoise WAY before
>I'd make any effort to drag your stupid Pink ass or any of my guns
>out. Take your old Corvette and sit on it, you "Bob"-damn
>knuckle-dragging muttonhead throwback. Go fuck yourself, Pinkboy, and
>don't come back until you have something intelligent to say.
>There, that feels better. Now what were we talking about?
>Reverend David Voth
>Minister of Mausers
>South Park Militia
>For more information, send $1 to:
>The SubGenius Foundation
>P.O. Box 140306
>Dallas, TX 75214
Overall? A good solid 7.1 to 7.3!
Your creativity cost you, but you hit all the obligitories,
made your point nicely, your order of attack was dead-on,
and the rhythm was exemplary. VERY nice flow!
The key, as always, is not to let your hate drag you down;
rather, it should lift and exhilarate you. Hate with an open
heart, and the words will come. "Muttonhead" was a
nice touch, by the way. Slightly anachronistic, but
eternally goofy and fully conveying the onus of goofdom.
Good work! Keep it up!