Subject: Re: alt.slack Web Page
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1998 09:18:34 -0700
From: nu-monet <email@example.com>
Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc.
References:1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7
Reverend Imposter Eliot wrote:
> Great. A sea of Bobbies. Hey, if that's your fantasy, fine.
No, but if only a fraction of them send $30, Rev. Stang will
be able to enjoy *his* fantasies.
> Me, I prefer quality over quantity. A single one liner from an
> alt.slack post has done more for me than the thousands of crappy
> rehash pages on the web, all with bright shining links to
And for this reason you created a SubGenius web page that was
truly novel and unique and grabbed people by the balls and
Or do you just think that laziness is slack?
The hardest I'll ever work is for slack. I'll spend hours composing
slackful posts, with an incredible expenditure of effort going into
producing gut-wrenching tales of abnormality that *accomplish absolutely
nothing* except on a cosmic level.
And how much effort and labor do the "Old Ones" put into creating and
maintaining surreality on a daily basis. You should get down on your
scabby knees to kiss their warty toes in gratitude.