A list of my favorite integers

Author:Myrkury <myrk@voicenet.com>

Date:1997/04/15

Forum:alt.slack

 

 

Man, does april 15 SUCK! Nothing but blather and bother and does anybody

have one kind word for the doughboy? I think not! Anyway why on earth did

I put off filing my Texas till the last minuite? I mean I am due a hell

of a refund this year so why wait till the last second? Because the last

second is the only time anything counts for real. Being in the nick of

time impresses people though truth be told I'd much rather be in the

Pamela Anderson of time or really pretty much anything other than Nick

with his stinky sweaty buttocks. So on to the Post office we go till we

get stuck with the same clerk (she used to work at a different Post Office

where I would complain to management bitterly, she got transferred, I

moved and guess who is my new neighborhood P.O. clerk?) who doesn't speak

a damn word of English or any other language. And once again she gibbers

at me and with gestures indicates that one may NOT send mail to the UK

return receipt requested. I start shouting about the need for MANDATORY

SPEECH PATHOLOGY CAMPS and suddenly the manager decides on behalf of Her

Royal Highness that her postal agents now in fact will deliver mail return

receipt requested. Then I go eat a hot doggie from one of Philly's famous

"Food Trucks" which are more like small U-Haul trailors with tiny kitchens

inside. Well I'm enjoying my wiener and standing nearby are a bunch of

other weiner enjoyers and so I says "Ever wonder where there food truck

guys PISS? I mean they can't go anywhere and all they got is this big vat

of hot water they cook the wieners in...." Misery LOVES company. Life

sucks. AND THATS WHY I COULDN"T BE HAPPIER IF YOU KILLED ME! FISH FISH

TUNA FISH GARBONZO BEANS STICKY KNISH FLATULENT PIDGEON ROTTING TURD

FEELING LIKE A STALWART HERD!

Myrkury