Subject: QUICK MONEY! HONEST!
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 19:03:12 -0800
From: "David T. St. Albans" <email@example.com>
When I first read this technique, I thought, sure, what crap! No one ever
makes money as easy as this. Then later, after being hit over the head many
times by the same vapid posts spammed to me in an endless succession of
blurred technofonts I came to my senses! I tried this technique, and it
First go out a spend a maximum of six dollars on a nice, chromed hunting
knife. Next, find a likely neighborhood, one with people in it that drive
better cars than you do. follow one home one day after you pick up your
unemployment check! Now, wait until dark, hide in the bushes or some dark
place and wait for the person to either drive in his driveway or come out
the door. Next leap out, brandishing the knife and yell these secret words.
. ."Give me all your money, Motherfucker, or I'll cut your nuts off!" This
usually does the trick. Watch as the cash flows out of their wallets or
pants pockets! You just made twenty to two hundred dollars OR MORE!!! on a
six dollar investment! Wow!
Try this same technique outside of theaters, restaurants or near
porno-stores! It works almost everytime. It works for me. It WILL work for
you! Remember a six dollar investment is all you need to succeed! No
pyramids, no MLM's, no vitamins or Amway products to buy! This is your key
to the future and your own business! Plus as an added bonus, PAY NO TAXES
EVER! How? It's an all cash business, never tell the IRS and how will they
ever know? Think about it! I did.
No. 1254897# Nevada State Penitentiary. And Member in good standing.
Rev. Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
BTW. Did everyone here know that the Russian Orthodox Church was in bed with
the KGB and now the Neo Nazi movement? Heil Jesus! Heil Mary! These ROC's
kick butt! They kick it! Yeah!