Subject:

more rat shit

Date:

12 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From:

mutt@lugnut.com (Reddi Kilowatt)

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I know this is stupid, just more braggy crap about killing rats. So

don't read it.

 

But, anyway, the wife was totally unimpressed with the body count that

resulted from my waking her up and scaring the crap out her and making

the dogs bark like maniacs by popping off two pre-dawn 9mm caps in

rapid succession in our living room today, and well, I just HADDA blow

off a bit about this one, even if NOBODY reads it.

 

Nailed two rats. Male and a Female. Looked like the female was

nursing. I only hope if she left a little gaggle of ratlings in the

walls or the attic somewhere that they squeak loud enough for me to

track them down, put them in a bag and take them out and step on them

until the sqeaking stops, like I always do. And if I can't, that ants

or something find them before they stink too much.

 

They got back into the house and shop with a vengeance a month or so

ago. Roof rats. Traps got most of them. I'm hoping and praying this

was the last pair. I Finally got rid of the plastic cans there were

chewing through and put all my animal feed and human feed into metal

cans and glass jars and other rodent proof containers and stopped

putting edible garbage in the dumpster until the morning of dumspter

emptying day. Now they got nothing to eat and HAVE to come out and try

to find shit that's fallen off the bird feeder, so I've started

baiting them with bacon grease and such and taken to drinking my

pre-sunup cup of mud with a Browning (with the $80 Damark laser sight)

in my lap, sitting in front of the half-open sliding-glass door to the

patio, maybe 20 ft from the softly floodlit feeder. Got lucky today.

Was only there about 10 minutes when both of these slobs moseyed out

there. First one was gut-streched over maybe two feet of ground by a

OSM hollowpoint about 10 seconds later, and then, in a highly

uncharacteristic move, the female turned and looked this way and that

for a second, trying to figure out which direction the big noise came

from. I don't think she ever did figure it out, and if she did, it was

certainly not by any observation of the one that completely took her

bottom half off a couple seconds after the first shot.

 

fucking hate rats.

 

This gonna be a good day for once. I can tell. I've only nailed a

couple with a pistol before, and I never CAME CLOSE to popping two in

succession. Fuck Captain Crunch and fried eggs. THIS is the way to

start a DAY.

 

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you read it anyway. Dumbass.

 

 

Subject:

Re: more rat shit

Date:

12 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From:

"König Preuße, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>

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Reddi Kilowatt wrote:

 

> I know this is stupid, just more braggy crap about killing rats. So

> don't read it.

>

 

I liked your other posts, too--

 

But how come yer indoor shooting rats with a nine?

 

I used to allus use the verrrry long .22 rat shots.

 

At least for indoors use shot, they got plastic case shot nine--you know.

 

I was at the pet supply, and was looking at a Jack Russell terrier book.

Seems that in England they have ratter teams. They had a pitchur of

this guy with about 30 dogs, and a big pile of rats. His rat team got

three tons of rats for the season. Rat terriers. My old hang gliding

instructor used to take his Jack Russell up on his kite.

 

Or also, I had a Manx cat, they're rough on rats, too.

Lot of time, just the SMELL of tom cat piss will keep rats away.

 

Or even a pet rat would do it. A big red-eyed Norway.

 

No, disregard all the previous shit, just get a nice blue racer snake.

 

Subject:

Re: more rat shit

Date:

12 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From:

mutt@lugnut.com (Reddi Kilowatt)

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"=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>

wrote:

 

>

>

>Reddi Kilowatt wrote:

>

>> I know this is stupid, just more braggy crap about killing rats. So

>> don't read it.

>>

>

>I liked your other posts, too--

>

>But how come yer indoor shooting rats with a nine?

 

I'm not. I was sitting inside. Rats was outside.

But to answer your question, just to see if I could do it. That and it

splatters the shit out of them..

 

I usually use a 10-22 rifle with a cheapass russkie starlight scope

and Ely scorpions.

>

>I used to allus use the verrrry long .22 rat shots.

 

>

>At least for indoors use shot, they got plastic case shot nine--you know.

 

I tried a .38 ratshot on one big bastard about 25 ft away. Didn't kill

him. Least not right away. He got back in wall and stunk the place up.

Now I go for overkill. I wanna see insides on the outside.

>

>I was at the pet supply, and was looking at a Jack Russell terrier book.

>Seems that in England they have ratter teams. They had a pitchur of

>this guy with about 30 dogs, and a big pile of rats. His rat team got

>three tons of rats for the season. Rat terriers. My old hang gliding

>instructor used to take his Jack Russell up on his kite.

 

Standard Schnauzers are great ratters, too. So's my Australian Blue

Heeler. She's nailed quite a few, but they have to much cover around

here. They can get to where she can't get to them too quick for her to

actually eliminate them. She has to get lucky and catch one in the

open, like me..

>

>Or also, I had a Manx cat, they're rough on rats, too.

>Lot of time, just the SMELL of tom cat piss will keep rats away.

>

>Or even a pet rat would do it. A big red-eyed Norway.

>

>No, disregard all the previous shit, just get a nice blue racer snake.

 

I put every snake I catch in the attic. Racers, kings, yellow rat

snakes. I just can't find any in the wintertime. On my own.

 

 

 

Subject: Re: more rat shit

Date: 13 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: zergling@my-dejanews.com

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People who brag about killing animals are screwed in the head.

 

Subject: Re: more rat shit

Date: 13 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: fudge@brassknuckles.com (reddi kilowatt)

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zergling@my-dejanews.com wrote:

 

 

>

>People who brag about killing animals are screwed in the head.

 

Most people that whine about it are fairies. And hypocrites.

 

Anyway, what have we here? Zergler the suburban MTV casualty drops by

on his way to bag some organic bean curd to toss off this gem?

 

Zerkle has obviously never had a rat the size of a housecat run across

his bed in the middle of the night.

 

I have.

 

And if he did, he'd probably get his momma to call an exterminator,

(so he wouldn't have to sully his fragile, righteous sensibilities by

being be a party to the killing of even such an unwelcome house guest)

who'd put out poison (which I won't), that would kill the rats in a

mere couple of agonizing days, rather than mustering the nuts to take

care of this shit himself, and dispatch them instantly and painlessly

(and have some fun doing it - see, everybody wins my way), and if he

was real lucky, some of the rats would wander outside and get eaten by

hawks and snakes, and they'd croak, too.

 

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Oh, and by the way, feel free to nibble the peanuts in my shit,

thimbledick. They're organic.

 

Subject: Re: more rat shit

Date: 13 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: roastedoaf@sheebop.com (yard man)

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fudge@brassknuckles.com (reddi kilowatt) wrote:

 

>zergling@my-dejanews.com wrote:

>

>

>>

>>People who brag about killing animals are screwed in the head.

>

>Most people that whine about it are fairies. And hypocrites.

>

>Anyway, what have we here? Zergler the suburban MTV casualty drops by

>on his way to bag some organic bean curd to toss off this gem?

>

>Zerkle has obviously never had a rat the size of a housecat run across

>his bed in the middle of the night.

>

>I have.

>

>And if he did, he'd probably get his momma to call an exterminator,

>(so he wouldn't have to sully his fragile, righteous sensibilities by

>being be a party to the killing of even such an unwelcome house guest)

 

hey hey!. A little trip by deja news tells me you've got the boy all

wrong! He/shee/yit would try to tame the big old greasy, smelly

bastard. Dress it up in doll clothes and pull it around in a little

wagon. Make a little chair for it and bring it to tea parties and feed

it bits of top sirloin. Rock it to sleep at night and sing it a

lyrically reworked rat lullaby, accompanying himself on musicial saw

and nostril whistle, and STILL make time to wage a selfless rodent's

rights campaign on the usenet!

 

Subject: Re: more rat shit

Date: 13 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: fudge@brassknuckles.com (reddi kilowatt)

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fudge@brassknuckles.com (reddi kilowatt) wrote:

oh yeah. If you happen to be female, substitute "mewling trollop" and

"cheese-cunted twit," for the gratuitous, hackneyed insults in the

previous followup.

 

Subject: Re: more rat shit

Date: 13 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: spats@clocksocks.com (the schmoo)

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Yep. Well, this is a hoss of a different hue. Mebbe ol' zurglur can

come on down here to my place with havahurrumph traps and tiny nooses

and padded rat scoops and Pied Kazooer suit and flute and get a whole

shitload of sneaky, maddening, filthy, disease-spreading pets - a

service, in exchange for which, I will gladly forego the atavistic

pleasure I get from blowing out their guts. After he/sheeyit cleans

everything up, get's them settled in the luxury rolling rat hotel he

pulls behind his scooter, and gives 'em all cute names, we can swill a

few beers on the verander, and I'll grudgingly admit he's done alright

by me, even if he/sheeyit's still obviously crazier than a shithouse

rat him/herself and has his/her head about a half a mile up his/her's

caboose.