Subject: Re: Send TWINKIES

Date: 02 Nov 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: jimvan@gate.net (Jim Vandewalker)

Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

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In article <363ddcc1.2050808434@news1.radix.net>, nospamum@radix.net wrote:

 

{ It's been something upwards of 48 hours since either of us have had a

{ cigarette, and it is GOOD!

{

{ I think I'd better bake some cookies.

{

You can DO THIS! Remember every time you reach for a cigaret: "This is

the CON in its PUREST FORM. These things, when used as intended, will KILL

me with painful disgusting diseases, and on top of that they make me PAY

them. HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK I AM?"

 

Need something to do with your hands? Consider a career in explosive

ordnance demolition. Or bake, as you say, cookies.

 

--

Jim the Prophet

Licensed SubGenius Minister

 

Subject: Re: Yeah, but WHY?

Date: 10 Nov 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: jimvan@gate.net (Jim Vandewalker)

Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

 

In article <3648942c.193338657@news1.radix.net>, nospamum@radix.net wrote:

 

{ On Mon, 09 Nov 1998 16:03:42 GMT, chump@frrrrr.com (Yard Man) wrote:

{

{ :proud of you for hanging in there.

{

{ Thank YOU, Yard Guy. Some dads just don't appreciate what a few

{ dadlike words of encouragement will do for undadified psycho peoples.

{

 

Well, here's some more. I been off 'em for 18 years this month, and if I

can do it SO CAN YOU.

 

Seen a commercial on TeeVee tonight, looked like a slick new

action-adventure flick -- turned out to be an ANTI-SMOKING commercial.

Purty funny. The advantage of not smoking is you can laff at these things

now WITHOUT that sick swindled feeling in your guts.

 

The 12-step people are right. Don't worry about not smoking for the rest

of your life. Just don't smoke TODAY.

 

--

Jim the Prophet

Licensed SubGenius Minister