Date: 10 Jul 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: Myrk@voicenet.com (Myrkury)
Organization: Steel Toad
A little thingie you plug into your phone that intercepts all your calls
and asks "Please enter your party's identification code" (or some such
officious goobledygok.) Then if the person calling you doesn't know your
secret code number they get disconnected. I like this very much. I have
ordered it for only $40. I'm not going to tell y'all where cause I'm mean.
Who wants to trade a crummy old powerbook (with modem and etc.) for
something? I want that fucking Mac outta my house soon.
That little growth at the bottom of the handle of my peeler. It's for
"frenching" green beans. I wonder if I've been kissing wrong all these
years. Maybe if I frenched my Yeti-love she see fireworks. I would,
coming out of the barrel of a gun.
The post X-day Drill postings read like the bulletin board of a residential
12 step treatment facility. I thought I had a good time, maybe I was just
Some people are facinating. They are also aggravating dolts. If you
simply wander away when they begin annoying you, you can really dig what
they are saying, fer real dude.
Rev Myrkury the About to take another Nap
P.S. Got $100,000.00? Turn it into $2,500,000.00! Not an MLM! Just
another scam! Send me a check! Find out for yourself! E-mail me with
"remove" in the headers!
P.P.S. Emballage fait de papier recycle a 90%, dont au moins 35% de
dechets de post-consommation.
P.P.P.S. 50. DALLAS, TEXAS. WE'VE GOT IT ALL! Vibrant, exciting, diverse,
western heritage combined with high tech of tommorrow. Shopping, sports,
nightlife, dining, arts, amusement parks. Free visitors packet. Sned $30
to Being Our Best, Dallas' Only Blue Book for Sightseeing, P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214.
P.P.P.P.S. That's four of 'em. Stick a fork in it, we're brown in the
P.P.P.P.P.S. Actually the Government wants you to cook the beef till a
thermometer says its done, as opposed till when you decide it is done.
therMWOWMeter. oBo, chemical implants on the tip, driven into every peice
of meat you eat. Condoms, hamburgers, they're all the same to me. I guess
the women have had their meat subjected to implantation. See, if those
damn homos were just a little more assertive about raping every single man
in america in the ass (wearing a CON approved therMWOWMeter/condom of
course.) I'd be able to get a bloody rare cheeseburger at Hooters. I
can't now and it's all the fault of them faggots. I'm sending this month's
tithe to Jesse Helms. STAMP OUT HOMERSEXUALS BRING BACK RARE BEEF! or
ENCOURAGE HOMERSEXUALS BRING BACK RARE BEEF!