Subject: Death To The Defiler

Date: 21 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)

Organization: SuperNet, Inc., NJ, USA (908-828-8988)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

 

Some people may accuse me of acting "superior". I'll be the first one to

say, I'm not that good of an actress...

 

Whatever happened to the idea that it was GOOD to be a fascist? Whatever

happened to fascism for the individual.....?

 

We shall see. Some, anyway.

 

--Rev. fucking Nickie

 

 

 

Subject: Re: Death To The Defiler

Date: 22 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: blackmer@course2.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)

Organization:Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3

 

 

: : "The term 'SubGenius' doesn't necessarily mean 'dumb as a rock'."

 

A rock is dumber than a frog. It cannot speak. It cannot breath. It

cannot move. It cannot live. It cannot even watch TV. It is dumber than a

fish. All it can do is go "OMMMMM" all day in a thought balloon. An

believe me, I don't hold no birthday parties for no rocks. It is not

Christmas or Forthly Bold Julia Child, either. You cannot make a souffle

out of a rock. Even if you grind it to powder with a rock-grinding

machine which is entirely composed of razor-sharp diamonds, it will still

give you indigestion. Because a rock is dumb. It has no feelings. You can

kick it and you will just hurt your foot. You can throw it out of an

airplane but it will just have sex when it lands, and make little rocks.

You can make a stone ax out of it, but then you will turn into a

primitive dweeb.Bolines turn into rocks when they are frightened, because

bolines are wise craetures. Armadillos are not so lucky, because when you

run over them with a car you get armadillo roadkill. Not so for Mister

Rock, who is way dumber than that, and thus you cannot kill him. He is

immortal. Amen.

 

-Agsts "even dumber than a rock, and therefore superior to both of you" QPM

 

 

 

 

 

Subject: Re: Death To The Defiler

Date: 22 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: jch9334@is2.nyu.edu (Kid Ginsu)

Organization: New York University

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References:1

 

 

rev.nickie (nickie@superlink.net) wrote:

: Some people may accuse me of acting "superior".

 

"Some" people may accuse me of acting superior. -but not others.

 

Some "people" may accuse me of acting superior. -but not Yetisyn.

 

Some people "may" accuse me of acting superior. -but some aren't allowed.

 

Some people may "accuse" me of acting superior. -but some just aknowledge it.

 

Some people may accuse "me" of acting superior. -but don't know the real me.

 

Some people may accuse me of "acting" superior. -*see below*-

 

I'll be the first one to

: say, I'm not that good of an actress...

 

Caveat. No need to kill yourself in defense of your own superiority. It

was a weakness of Christ and it's a weakness in your argument.

 

: Whatever happened to the idea that it was GOOD to be a fascist? Whatever

: happened to fascism for the individual.....?

 

"Those were the Good Ol' Days," eh? When people agreed with you and you

never had to stick up for yourself?

 

: We shall see. Some, anyway.

 

"Some people shall see me act superior. Some Yetisyn shall see me BE

superior. Some aren't worthy to see me act superior. Some shall see me

aknowledge my superiority as an act, and some shall see superiority as

merely a FACET of me. Some people shall merely see a superior "act."

Those shall be the unfortunates."

 

: --Rev. fucking Nickie

 

 

Kid fucking Ginsu

 

 

 

Subject: Re: Death To The Defiler

Date: 24 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)

Organization: SuperNet, Inc., NJ, USA (908-828-8988)

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2

 

 

 

 

Kid Ginsu (jch9334@is2.nyu.edu) wrote:

: rev.nickie (nickie@superlink.net) wrote:

: : Some people may accuse me of acting "superior".

: "Some" people may accuse me of acting superior. -but not others.

: Some "people" may accuse me of acting superior. -but not Yetisyn.

: Some people "may" accuse me of acting superior. -but some aren't allowed.

: Some people may "accuse" me of acting superior. -but some just aknowledge it.

: Some people may accuse "me" of acting superior. -but don't know the real me.

: Some people may accuse me of "acting" superior. -*see below*-

 

: I'll be the first one to

: : say, I'm not that good of an actress...

 

: Caveat. No need to kill yourself in defense of your own superiority. It

: was a weakness of Christ and it's a weakness in your argument.

 

 

Well, I am descended from him apparently, so I guess it runs in the family.

 

: : Whatever happened to the idea that it was GOOD to be a fascist? Whatever

: : happened to fascism for the individual.....?

 

: "Those were the Good Ol' Days," eh? When people agreed with you and you

: never had to stick up for yourself?

 

Heh..heh..you have a point. It's just that I long for the good old days

when my computer was broken, and I got to hang out with people who

wouldn't annoy me electronically. I still spend less time on alt.slack

than I do talking to Will and others. I need to stop subjecting myself to

this day after day after day.

 

At least like, when I was in High School, I knew everyone around me was

an automatic asshole. Here, you may have to spend YEARS before you make

up your mind. Here, the assholes claim to be one of you and then tell you

you're not "you" enough to be considered one of "you", but that you're

secretly one of "them". Fuck that. I'm one of ME, so I wish the assholes

would quit trying to convince me I'm not. It's just about as pointless as

anything, but I have a strange fascination with watching others being

pointless. Quit feeding my addiction!.

 

: : We shall see. Some, anyway.

 

: "Some people shall see me act superior. Some Yetisyn shall see me BE

: superior. Some aren't worthy to see me act superior. Some shall see me

: aknowledge my superiority as an act, and some shall see superiority as

: merely a FACET of me. Some people shall merely see a superior "act."

: Those shall be the unfortunates."

 

This is the least pointless thing I've seen since last week.

 

--Rev. fucking Nickie

 

 

Subject: Re: Quoting (was: Death To The Defiler)

Date: 23 Feb 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: jch9334@is2.nyu.edu (Kid Ginsu)

Organization: New York University

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4

 

 

Andrew Matthews (saint@prairienet.org) wrote:

: >: I don't THINK so, bagel-girl.

: >What fucking Book of the SubGenius have you been reading?? Do I really

: >HAVE to quote prescripture? Why are you so stupid? Remember all that

: >REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF about the Xists needing the souls of members who

: >are really only BOBBIES in the CANISTERS? Lota of them are dumb, I'd

: >warrant. I guess it really depends on your definition of a SubGenius

: >here- is it a member or someone who has the Genetic heritage?

 

 

This is beautiful, beautiful Bulldada Y'All! Since when has Rev. Nickie

been able to write internet prose with a REDNECK ACCENT? ("Lota of them

are dumb, I'd warrant.") Of course she's right- those blue steel

canisters in Dobbs' basement are what ALL OF THIS is really about! We

need the Bobbies...Stang and Philo started out as Bobbies, mouthing

"slack" and "Bob" and "conspiracy" all the time. They done tol' me!!

Bobbies can be wonderful, if you're in the right mood for one. And where

in the world did the term "bagel-girl" come from? If St. @ndrew only

just made that up, then he has got to have one of the most comedic-minded

souls of just about ANY of the people on here who try to be funny. I

have never, in all my years of eating bagels, never NOT ONCE thought to

call somebody a "bagel-girl," or simply "bagel-girl." What does it MEAN??

 

Keep It Up,

 

Kid Ginsu